Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.

An Elliot Page iteration of James Bond would be rad as fuck

An Elliot Page

iteration of James Bond

would be rad as fuck

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

We see you Nick Frost, turning off the comments on your Insta post regarding your Hagrid casting, because you were getting called out for supporting the Lord High Terf Overseer by being a part of the reboot.

We see you. And we are very, very disappointed in you.

Watching HP show casting news roll in is just gonna be a whole rollercoaster of “ah, these actors don’t care about trans people” 🙃

And two of them have received Oscar nominations for playing trans characters (John Lithgow and Janet McTeer), which comes across as “I ‘care’ about trans people when it benefits me financially and boosts my career.”

It’s telling that none of the actors have said anything about their involvement and JKR’s bigotry, not even some bs lip service statement about disagreeing with her but loving the magical world she’s created. Makes me think there’s probably a contractual clause that says they can’t comment on her or the trans community.

When the pharaoh is being a bitch so you bring out the tzefardea

(Sound on.) We’re all doomed.

History and related historical professionals straight up not having a good time right now.

@historicity-was-already-taken

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

I absolutely adore his confidence.

Going to a seder at a family friend's place tonight and I have been informed multiple times that someone there has changed her name to Stephanie, but because it seems nobody wants to deadname her, nobody has specified who Stephanie is. So I guess I'm just going to get a surprise Stephanie when I arrive.

I am among the first people to arrive which means I get to play a fun process of elimination game. It is not the family's youngest child so I think that leaves two more. Unless Stephanie is an aunt or a niece or something.

Have learned that Stephanie is the eldest child. Which is very convenient for me because she is the one family member whose name I could not remember anyway.

“Public libraries are such important, lovely places!” Yes but do you GO there. Do you STUDY there. Do you meet friends and get coffee there. Do you borrow the FREE, ZERO SUBSCRIPTION, ZERO TRACKING books, audiobooks, ebooks, and films. Have you checked out their events and schemes. Do you sign up for the low cost courses in ASL or knitting or programming or writing your CV that they probably run. Do you know they probably have myriad of schemes to help low income families. Do you hire their low cost rooms if you need them. Have you joined their social groups. Do you use the FREE COMPUTERS. Do you even know what your library is trying to offer you. Listen, the library shouldn’t just exist for you as a nice idea. That’s why more libraries shut every year

If this post persuades even one person to get a free library account and use it, my time on this hellsite will not have been spent in vain

Certified Library Post

Note - We’ve updated this post with more tools and clarifications!

Every day, there seem to be more reasons to break up with Google.

So we’ve rounded up a bunch of privacy-centric alternatives for all your deGoogling needs.

Check out the full list over on the blog!

- The Ellipsus Team xo

Holy Water by The Funeral Portrait

no no that’s a bop, i love it

“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,

“Who are you to stand so fearsome

With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”

Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”

oh so ur telling it's been Them since the start. it's been misty and nat the day misty took off her mask in the pilot and pushed her broken glasses up on her face and smiled. not bc she found power in the hunt or pleasure in the kill, the way we were meant to believe all the way back in s1, but bc she was able to help nat get away w the radio and find rescue. this is where the unwavering devotion starts. its like. nat is crowned leader in s2. misty kneels. nat punches misty when she finds out abt the transponder (and keeps the secret for 25 years) and in the wake of it? misty still fucking kneels. i feel insane.