Alex: *nodges Willie awake* do you like me?
Willie: It’s three am
Alex: yeah but do you
Willie: we’ve been dating for a year
Alex: *sadly* why are you avoiding the question?
Alex: *nodges Willie awake* do you like me?
Willie: It’s three am
Alex: yeah but do you
Willie: we’ve been dating for a year
Alex: *sadly* why are you avoiding the question?
Luke: You had a crush on me? That’s so embarrassing
Julie: Luke, we’re married
Luke: Still
Flynn: How sleep-deprived are you?
Julie: Well I looked at myself in the mirror and thought I had turned into a vampire overnight because I couldn’t see my reflection
Flynn: Continue
Julie: Turns out i was looking at the window
Flynn: what’s scares you the most?
Julie: werewolves
Luke: sharks
Alex: the unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us towards an inevitable death
Flynn: aren’t you already-
Reggie: Alex
Julie, filling out hospital forms: What was your middle name again?
Carlos, concussed: Danger
Reggie: I’m b-
Reggie: Bee-
Reggie: Bay-
Alex: Take your time
Reggie: *points at Luke* and boys
Luke: You’re scared of heights?
Julie: I’m not scared of heights!
Julie: It’s just when I’m really high, gravity has a problem with me
Julie: At what age do you just accept that your life is a piece of garbage and always will be?
Luke: Nine
Julie: There is no ‘i’ in team, but there is one in pizza
Carlos: ....so you’re not going to share
Julie: I will not
Julie, reading Harry Potter: I just want to point out that "The Boy Who Lived" is a pretty low bar, as far as titles go...
Nick: Yeah, technically I’m also a boy who lived
Julie: You have a favorite number?
Reggie: Umpteen. It's a curious number, isn't it? It sounds big...but it's in the teens.
Reggie: Just wanted to be the first one to wish you a happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers.
Carrie: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Flynn: Think you can ask some questions without the usual level of stupidity?
Julie: Please calm down
Reggie: But how can ice cream be birthday cake flavour if birthday cake can be ANY flavour??
Reggie, to Alex: I'd be much more likely to crack a joke about your age today if I weren't only slightly younger.
Carrie: I didn't come here to be insulted!
Flynn: Oh? Where do you usually go?
Julie: What if whenever you cracked your knuckles your fingers started to glow like glow sticks
Flynn: Go to sleep
Flynn:
Flynn: Wait i could read in the dark