born too late to have good taste. born too early to know how to pretend to have good taste. born just in time to have my adolescent neurological development significantly and irreversibly impacted by the 2014 release of Captain America: the Winter Soldier.
Storytime: My brother Dave used to manage a Little Ceasars, and he hated it. So when my mom asked him what he wanted on his birthday cake, he jokingly said the Little Ceasars guy being stabbed with his own spear. My mom, who doesn't always get sarcasm, didn't even question it. She lovingly made him exactly what he asked for. It's my favorite cake ever.
Happy Ides of March to Ceasar getting stabbed!
i got the job
Litany against unemployment.
happy "is it tuesday or wednesday?" friday
[ID: a screenshot from MASH of Hawkeye, Trapper, and Ginger standing together in scrubs. Dialog: "Is it Tuesday or Wednesday?" "It's Friday." End ID]
i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem
the cursed armor you can never take off once you put it on stays ON during sex. due to the aforementioned curse.
good morning kings let’s push this boulder
Sushi Bedroom by Daisuke (2023)
public library save me
save me public librsry......
“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.
Let’s hear it for bagel & cream cheese
