Bone on my *&%$#
Oh give me a home
Where don Lothario hands roam.
Where he calls me "deer" as we roleplay.
Where often is seen
A prodigious peen.
And the guy is rock-hard all day.
Yo, real talk. Is anyone else's getting a sudden uptick of porn accounts adding them, or am I being singled out (because of the SEX in my handle)???
Like I'm flattered & all but 🤔🤔🤔
Summer lovin', had me a blast
Come to Seattle and ride the S.L.U.T (South Lake Union Trolley). No, really. Not "simspice" it's the moniker 😈
When you're really into hot guys with MUMMY issues. Heh.
The Insidious Vampire (a short story)
The Insidious Vampire (a short story)
Dear Readers, I wrote a wholesome story that does NOT contain sexuality or profanity. It also does not take place in DJ’s World, for obvious supernatural reasons. Enjoy! “Your Majesty?” a vampire sweeps inside the throne room. His footsteps are desperate and deliberate as he makes his way to The Queen. “How dare you disturb her Majesty while she feeds!” a massive, blue-skinned vampire who is…
EUNUCHcorn #2: I'm SUPER, Thanks for Asking....
Why be an unicorn when you can be an EUNUCHcorn?! 🦄
I ain't religious, but I am blasphemous. I ain't your Messiah, but this Bitch has risen.
2.06 – DJ’s Story pt. 6 – "Nothing Happened"
The events of the past few days overwhelm DJ, and she uses an old friend for comfort. Afterwards, DJ discloses a painful memory.
**FINAL CHAPTER** *** Thank you to Lani, Darius & Khadijah’s creator for giving me permission to use her sims. PLEASE follow her on WordPress (LaniBunny): www.sweetdreams25.wordpress.com – Her first story is live, and is about a conversation between Lani and Darius. **** This story contains profanity, sensuality, infertility, and RAPE I want to clarify that this retelling is not like…
2.05 – DJ’s Story pt. 5 – "The Experience Far Exceeds the Expectations"
2.05 – DJ’s Story pt. 5 – “The Experience Far Exceeds the Expectations”
*** Thank you to Lani, Darius & Khadijah’s creator for giving me permission to use her sims ** This story contains profanity, violence, and sensuality Darius scoots his chair back, making sufficient room for his legs to fully extend. He smiles weakly at Hera, “Gotta get comfortable if I gotta play storyteller.” We look at him expectantly, but he fails to say anything. His eyes are focused on…
Reminiscing About The Sims
Share how you discovered The Sims franchise & the very first Sims game you played (ex. TS2).
Thank you to @treason-and-plot for tagging me <3
*shrug* The Sims disc came with a computer, so I gave it a go. Made a sim of my then-boyfriend and my sim-self (DJ). First thing I have Sim DJ do is hit the pool. Poor thing was in the pool a VERY long time and was having issues. Did I know I needed to add a ladder? Nope. Did I involuntary kill my sim-self? Yes. So then I had my then-bf sim find comfort in other female sims. I don't think he minded >.>
Throwback of my OCs partying since The Sims:
Tagging @oenomeltides @ellemant @slythersim
~ Favorite Songs Tag ~
Thank you for the tags, @oenomeltides & @treason-and-plot You ladies R awesome-sauce <3
Can you sense a theme with the majority of my song choice?
- Pour Some Sugar on Me - Def Leppard
- Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah) - Joan Jett
- I Wanna Sex You Up - Color Me Badd
- Pour Some Sugar - Wonderus
- I Wanna Hump You - Chixdiggit
- Pervert - Descendents
- Caress Me Down - Sublime
- Give It Up - Pepper
- Dammit - Blink-182
- Rock n Roll Girl - MxPx
Tagging @ellemant & @slythersim
2.04 – DJ’s Story pt. 4 – “That Mess There”
2.04 – DJ’s Story pt. 4 – “That Mess There”
***A big thank you to Lani, Darius, & Khadijah’s creator, who gave me permission to use her Simmies. We both have Sim roleplay accounts on Instagram, so I am plugging hers here: Lanicake88 **This blog contains profanity, adult themes & mentions physical assault March 19, 2022 – La Cañada Flintridge, CA “I am starving. Has she messaged you yet?” Lani looks up briefly at Darius, and then at the…