i had an idea and i had to draw it

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New species of bat found, Niumbaha superba, and it’s adorable.

Oh wow! I’m glad people are as excited about animals as I am. Here’s some additional photos. Fun fact: this bat is so different from others that a new genus was created!

new bat!

BEE BAT

Bumble bat

cowboy bee bat

You order a package off Amazon. When the Amazon delivery guy shows up to your door, instead of giving you the package you bought, he beats the shit out of you. Then, when he sees that you are not dead yet, he calls all of the Amazon delivery people in the area and they all proceed to beat the shit out of you. Miraculously, you survive. Another miracle: a friend in your neighborhood caught the assault on video. After a month of recovery and extensive hospital bills that you have no idea what to do with, the video has gone viral. You read the comments below. “This is what happens to people who fuck with Amazon!!!” Someone says. “I’ve never been beaten up by Amazon employees, and I’ve been using them all my life!” Someone else comments. Later, you start to see articles popping up about your story. They all mention that when you were 17, your license was revoked for reckless driving. In a Facebook post on your mom’s feed, someone is going on a rant about how not all Amazon delivery guys are bad, and that if you look really close, the “bad” ones are just stressed out. Your name is trending on Twitter. Jeff Bezos films a response to your attack, denouncing the video of you getting beaten to within an inch of your life by his employees as becoming “a symbol of hate towards Amazon.” The people who attacked you still deliver packages around your neighborhood. You saw one of them just yesterday as you were watering your plants. You still can’t pay your hospital bills. Your phone dings- Twitter again. “Maybe if you didn’t order from Amazon,” someone pipes up, “this wouldn’t have happened!”

Holy shit

Someone did not get the analogy

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comics then: funny cat loves lasagna and hates mondays comics now: pigeon experiences a micro-aggression

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I drew a forest for work and while I was drawing I thought it was nice to do a pynch with a forest 😍 ( autumn forest, because I love autumn :) )

So they’re saying 12 months were never necessary in the first place? 🧐

unfriendly reminder that they banned queer blood after letting a different deadly pandemic run unchecked, and then blamed it on the victims

oh good

wow i love cards against humanity

Two of my faves

Cause it slaps next question

also i would die for McAfee

Thats the best spoiler i have ever seen :3

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Friendly reminder that Henry Montague basically stole money from a bank through the sheer power of Gay alone

that awkward moment when you see your best friend that you’re hopelessly in love with laughing with another guy so you end up trying to hook up with a girl with nice boobs to fill the emotional void and start stripping and then get walked in on by the duke of bourbon and jump out the window and run through the garden at versailles butt naked

Henry Montague is the best character development I’ve seen in a while because he starts by being a selfish spoiled narcissist but by the end he is a selfish spoiled narcissist who gave everything up for the love of his life

— - Felicity, The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue