Lesbians be like “omg I look so gay today” and it’s just this:

Let me sleep.

Hey. It's been 10 years. The person who made that mistake in 2013 isn't you. You don't have to hold onto their mistakes anymore. Don't ask them to let you rest, you need to let yourself rest.

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

For the chronically anxious and/or otherwise mentally ill:

This is not a screamer, jumpscare, or any other kind of horror link I don’t know the name of. It will not cause you to question reality and as far as I’m aware, there is no reason it should cause any kind of hallucinations or psychosis. I don’t want to spoil the surprise because it’s DELIGHTFUL but I am happy to tell you it’s very sweet and gentle and also great lowkey stress relief. This is a cinnamon roll link appropriate for all ages (yes, all the way down to babies) and you will enjoy it if you click it. ❤️

This makes me so happy

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

"I'm just a smol bean uwu" No sir, what you are is someone who is so habituated to thinking of yourself as innocent that you will continue to do so even when you're guilty.

To quote Chris Fleming

"You know that thing where the most toxic person you've ever met over-relates to woodland creatures on social media? I call it Vibe Dysphoria. She'll put up a picture of a mouse in a jean jacket with 'It's me.' That is not you. I don't know how you got under the impression that you are a mouse in a jean jacket. You are an eel with a gun.She posts a toad with a basket of mushrooms like 'Me doing my little things.' Oh madam, there is nothing little about your things. You gave me psychosexual issues I'll carry to my watery grave. You are not a toad in the forest...You are a cruel woman who just happens to be small."--Chris Fleming

so i just sat down to eat my ‘im really drunk meal’ at 4am and sat next to this guy drawing and asked if i could check out his work and this is what he had just finished working on

I think about him often. Where is he now? Does he take commissions? Who was he? Is he still drawing? Is he single? I feel like Cinderella with no slippers.

happy april 3rd tumblr 🤌

hold on a second man…

@insect-p0sitivity tags peer approved

oh this reminds us of a poem we saw in the seventies that was something like

Apparently they're selling post content to train AI now so let us be the first to say, flu nork purple too? West motor vehicle surprise hamster much! Apple neat weed very crumgible oysters in a patagonia, my hat. Very of the and some then shall we not? Much jelly.

Eaglet o written. Beach fork bagel is a bmw. Hockey fire of the nine flare golf runner

Beach 👏 fork 👏 bagel 👏 is 👏 a 👏 bmw!

Periodt.

Apparently they're selling post content to train AI now so let us be the first to say, flu nork purple too? West motor vehicle surprise hamster much! Apple neat weed very crumgible oysters in a patagonia, my hat. Very of the and some then shall we not? Much jelly.

Eaglet o written. Beach fork bagel is a bmw. Hockey fire of the nine flare golf runner

Beach 👏 fork 👏 bagel 👏 is 👏 a 👏 bmw!

Oh come ooooon !

Dr Spencer Reid ? Would you mind tell the crowd how on earth you would know that ?

But it’s bad enough some bureaucrat is making us take this stupid test. The last thing we need is Mr. Universe talking smack the whole time.

me @ y/n when they do something i’d never do:

like babe this isn’t us ?? get it together

hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling

if you could wait a fuckin second man big changes are coming I promise