i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

what if i just rest my eyes for a second

what if i just check out whats going on under this cozy blankie for like a minute. two minute

oh no

Posting the funniest kingdom hearts pictures

when you’re watching fellowship of the ring with your friends it is 100% vital to point to the screen when the balrog shows up and say “in the books this is when legolas starts screaming”

This Author has it on excellent authority that despite the scandal and whispers that follow them, lord bridgerton is rather famously besotted with miss sharma.

You guys

ttpd + text posts/ tweets

going from “chains around my demons” to “and hire a priest to come and exorcise my demons, even if i die screaming” is such a punch in the gut

the “do i really have to tell you how he brought me back to life?” to “we hereby conduct this post mortem” pipeline

Incorrect Quotes! #1

LUCIFER: It's going to be ok.

MC: Lucifer, it's just a paper cut, I'm fine.

LUCIFER: Take deep breaths.

MC: But, I'm not hyperventilating.

LUCIFER: I'm talking to myself.

They've never changed😭

i can’t believe she opens with talking about being a functioning alcoholic and that is like not even on the list of top 50 most insane things she says

‘who’s afraid of little old me’ is dear reader’s older, much more terrifying sister who’s filled to the brim with female rage and unresolved trauma