new boot goofin’

Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy me: not true Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform me: thats right

me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

me @ clone wars!anakin and his hair swoop:

god didn't give me a dick because he knew i'd get nothing done

guy with telepathy but he can't use it because every time he tunes into someone else's mind their unique perception of all of reality is so fundamentally different than his own and so incomprehensible that he just immediately passes out like a lovecraftian horror protagonist

The troopers deserve 70s era short shorts

some of yall will post about thanking the bus driver and then not even be thanking the bus driver

post about being nice online all you want but unless you're actually nice irl too im going to kill you

you can be nice and be selfish btw. you can be nice because you know people will compliment you. you can be nice because people will say thanks. it doesn't make you evil. you're still being nice, and that's all that matters really

I think it's fine to have an unacceptable view or two like no one is ever going to agree with you on everything lmaoooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaoovifugjgugjjfjjuuuuuuuuuuuuu sorry started practicing throat singing oooouuuuggghhhhhhhhguuuuhhhhhhhhuhhhh

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

damn british people cant cum..... this is so sad.......

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

got blood work done today and i just remembered a time i got blood work done as a teen. after the nurse drew like 6 vials of the stuff, i asked him “is all that mine?” and he said “not any more” and walked off

Anakin's first rain

this is the best sandwich i have ever made SALMON BLT

INGREDIENTS:

its simple but DAMN is it powerful. there was a typo here

what the hell man

Why is she allowed to post lunch but im not

Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.

Word for today: wisdom of repugnance

The logical fallacy that because something disgusts you it must be bad

this is probably the funniest example of a tumblr user simply not reading the post theyre reblogging at all