Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years
I’m crying and internally screaming in public, he’s coming to Denver!
I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
These never work for me, but here’s to trying.
- I don’t believe in these things
- But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
- But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
- Roger is cute.
Eh Roger is cute I might as well
That fish is so happy it makes me happy.
Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!
oh what the hell…lol.
this is important
ROGER WORKS
Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.
These things never work for me, but I’ll never stop trying
Same
🤞🤞🤞
It’s that time of the year again :)
i will reblog this every single time bc it’s the only free seratonin i have in this economy
☘️
peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols
“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”
“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”
“what the fuck did you just say to me”
“FRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i can’t fly”
“sure thing, activating I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Protocol”
“PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS”
Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we don’t have a lot of time-
FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol
Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEAN
AMAZING
-Peter gets hurt in a battle- FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated - Mr. Parker is in distress. Tony: -stops- He’s what? The what? Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch… my bones…
Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!
FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.
Tony: Really, Pete?
Jdjsjsjsks
Tony: Where in the world is that kid??..FRIDAY!! Activate Peter’s GPS
FRIDAY: Activating
“ Helicopter parent protocol”
Tony: *sighs*….why do I even bother
Tony: FRIDAY divert all energy to thrusters
FRIDAY: nyOOOOOooOOoM protocol activated
i literally can’t breathe from this
Go d
Tony, in front of team: FRIDAY activate the electric taze blast
Friday: Activating ‘Wanna Be Thor’ protocol
Thor: *triumphantly laughs*
Tony,mumbling: Now the boys’ gone too far.
Tony: Friday, time to bring out The Blades
FRIDAY: “oh my god why does he have a knife” protocol activated
Tony:
Villain:
Tony:
Villain: did you name it like that on purpose or,,,
Tony, crying: shut up loser
This gets better everytime it shows up on my dash
I’m always going to reblog this! If I don’t, then it means I’m dead
Tony: Friday! Transfer 75% energy to Defense m-
FRIDAY: Activating “IM A BAD BITCH YOU CANT KILL ME” protocol
Tony: P E T E R-
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Spider-Man: Homecoming’s Gag Reel
EVERY MOMENT OF THIS IS PURE GOLD
“My parents… are dead” OMG
Everyone crumpling in the background at “Peter-man.”
Rest in Peace legend.
Tony has always defended himself through evasive manoeuvres, and never used shields. Yet in Infinity War, he is using shields left and right. (The only time he shielded himself was in Iron Man 1, when he opened flaps in his gauntlet, and that was because he down low on power and couldn’t fly away.)
Tony realised that the team has lost a “shield”, so he took it upon himself to become one. He built a shield that could withstand the power of an Infinity Stone. Because he always knew the fight was coming, a bigger threat is on the horizon and he needed to be ready.
Meanwhile, Tony designed new shield for Cap (despite all the Civil War mess), new “magic” belt for Thor (despite not knowing whether Thor will return), ensured Hulkbuster was accessible to Bruce (despite Bruce being MIA) and built space-travel-safe spider-themed nano-suits for Peter (despite Peter not being an avenger yet).
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1. My family
2. My friends
3. My dog
4. Music
5. Writing
Happy 36th birthday Sebastian Stan!
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3,000 Followers!!!
Wow, guys! I can’t believe how much this blog has grown. I could have never guessed that this blog would become as successful as it is. And, truly, I could not have done it without all of you guys!
In celebration, I’d like to do something for you. But, I’m not sure what you all would be interested in. If you have any ideas, please let me know!
Thanks again! Love ya’ll!!
Congratulations bro!!!!!
Happy 100th Birthday, Steven Grant Rogers! (July 4,1918)
Happy 100th Birthday to Steve Rogers!