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Today's Card Is: Dian Keto the Cooking Master
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thinking about the guy at karaoke last week who requested creep by radiohead and instead sang, from memory, hey there delilah by the plain white t’s. with the radiohead creep instrumentals
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I'm looking back at random things I was taught as a kid by various adults and media and. did nobody bother to factcheck anything? was that just not an option or
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Could you please name one?
swallowed chewing gum takes years to digest, blue veins are blue bc deoxygenated blood is blue, fossil fuels are made from dinosaurs, feeding bread to birds is fine, mice like cheese, carrots are good for your eyes, cleopatra was a sultry seductress, bulls can see the color red, corsets were uncomfortable and caused deformities, glass is a slow-moving liquid which is why old window panes are uneven at the bottom, tomato juice gets rid of skunk smells, young einstein failed math class, eating before swimming increases your risk of cramps and drowning, cracking your knuckles causes arthritis, iron maidens were used as torture devices, the earth's core is molten rock, and basically anything at all whatsoever to do with the myth of thanksgiving
they said name ONE-
bats are blind, diamonds are made of coal, the dark side of the moon is dark, the sun is yellow, lightning doesn't strike twice, columbus landed in the u.s., medieval europeans believed the world was flat, piranhas eat human flesh, goldfish have no long-term memory, porcupines can shoot their quills, people often swallow spiders in their sleep, wolves howl at the moon, humans only have 5 senses, sore muscles are caused by a buildup in lactic acid, and rust causes tetanus!
actually imma just leave this here
i have melli's concept art open in one of my tabs and every time i close a tab it automatically goes to that one. so i've been seeing an awful lot of melli. too much one may say.
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i fucking HATE when people have a moral objection to it/its pronouns and refuse to use them based on principle
"oh but it's dehumanizing!" THATS THE POINT. that's literally the fucking point. i personally use it/its pronouns because as a neurodivergent person i feel a disconnect to other neurotypical people. i don't feel quite human, and not in a bad way, just in a "im not quite human" way. some people straight up just don't identify as human, and thats fine too. it's their business.
"it makes me uncomfortable" ok. and?? that's not my problem. if my queer identity - that does not fucking affect you - makes you uncomfortable; that's a YOU problem. can you imagine if we gave every transphobe a pass on misgendering because using the correct pronouns "made them uncomfortable"?? i see a lot of fellow queer folk using this excuse to not use it/its pronouns as if its not the exact same talking points used by bigots.
not everything that makes you uncomfortable is automatically evil and bad. i feel uncomfortable wearing lots of colour, does that make it morally bad for other people who do like colourful clothes to wear what they like? no! that would be insane. people are gonna do stuff that personally makes you uncomfortable, that doesn't make it automatically bad. if someone peacefully existing and using it/its pronouns makes you uncomfortable then that seems like something you have to work on to get over, because people are not gonna stop existing in the way they feel most comfortable with just because you dont like it.
TLDR; get over yourself. you are not the center of the universe and someone else using it/its pronouns DOES NOT AFFECT YOU.
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being so real right now but the last time i felt truly and fully alive on this website was the day queen liz died
you died with her?
i died with her.
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Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it
Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue
Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue
I’m spreading it everywhere
@jaekaeyay here ya go
oh my fucking god. she’s unironically saying men have cooties
Now that this has blown up, I want everyone reblogging it to know their blog has man residue on it
Reblog to get man residue on your blog
Fuck gold star lesbianism and here’s my man residue
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The trans ppl are cool with it 👍
REBLOG IF IT YOUR ACCOUNT IS A SAFE SPACE FOR SWAPPINATORS🏳️⚧️
Ah, Perry the platypus. I see you're wearing a deboobinator (binder), I didn't know you were a swappinator.
i think my friends should stop getting into teaching why are they doing this to themselves
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Another Chazz doodle Last time I drew his uniform was.. 11 years ago.
i have an issue called can't stop thinking about zwiyudi and it's pretty serious
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wow... someone reblogging nno posts on my dash... insane...
thot i wouldnt see this did you
honestly i thought you might see the post and decided i needed to specify that i wasn't talking about you
a chuckle for the chuckle jar hell yeah
why were you using the for you tab who uses the for you tab
i do cause i dont follow enough people for my dash to be entertaining all day
on one hand that does make sense but on the other i think you should have to suffer a boring dash for (at least) half the day like i do
no 😊. im scrollmaxxing if you will
i don't know what that means and don't want to know. praying for your downfall (whatever the opposite of scroll maxing is)
future-circuit reblogged
wow... someone reblogging nno posts on my dash... insane...
thot i wouldnt see this did you
honestly i thought you might see the post and decided i needed to specify that i wasn't talking about you
a chuckle for the chuckle jar hell yeah
why were you using the for you tab who uses the for you tab
i do cause i dont follow enough people for my dash to be entertaining all day
on one hand that does make sense but on the other i think you should have to suffer a boring dash for (at least) half the day like i do
future-circuit reblogged
wow... someone reblogging nno posts on my dash... insane...
thot i wouldnt see this did you
honestly i thought you might see the post and decided i needed to specify that i wasn't talking about you
a chuckle for the chuckle jar hell yeah
why were you using the for you tab who uses the for you tab
blueberries gotta be one of my favourite berries. solid second place for real.
future-circuit reblogged
wow... someone reblogging nno posts on my dash... insane...
thot i wouldnt see this did you
honestly i thought you might see the post and decided i needed to specify that i wasn't talking about you
a chuckle for the chuckle jar hell yeah