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anyway stan cornelia funke

@schleierkauz / schleierkauz.tumblr.com

Tj, your trusted source for inkworld brainrot 🔥Main blog is @toxic-duck
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What’s even on this blog?

My translations

Chapter 1 of the new Inkworld book, Color of Revenge (you can click through from there, I translated all 14 available chapters) (EDIT: Cornelia confirmed that she will need to  rewrite large parts of the story - by the time these chapters were released almost three years ago it was already clear they would change significantly. While basic story elements will probably stay the same, we don’t know how much will make it into the final book.)

The Silver Book, a bonus chapter originally published in the Inkheart Anniversary Edition™ in 2013 to explain the origins of the silver-tongue ability (confirmed canon by Cornelia in this livestream)

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Hello

I never realized that i'd managed to read whatever i'd found of The Color Of Revenge on a tumblr blog(this was before my tumblr era)

Thanks for translating and posting it here, it fueled my inkworld brainrot and vaguely inspired me to start learning german(no seriously, thank you so much!)

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i'm so happy to hear that!! honestly i didn't really expect my insane quarantine project to mean anything so these messages mean the world to me, thank you so much!

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kennabeth

he's afraid of death. he wants to die sometimes. he's good with animals; not his own. he's good with kids; not his own. he makes nonviolence a flaw. he's a judgmental bitch. his sense of danger is on a ten second delay. he's a coward. he loves his wife so much his legs give out when he sees her. he cheated on her. he hates the powerful. he'll sell his morals for community. he's gullible. he won't gatekeep magic, even from his enemies. he "doesn't do magic." he's nosy as hell. he swears constantly. he will always get into fights with children. he will always lose. he hates cages in all forms. he has never verbalized a thought correctly.

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More random tropes that I fucking love: Becoming the mask you wore.

Like oh shit, this character who was sent to spy somewhere under a false identity suddenly realises they've started to genuinely become the person they claimed to be? Someone who's been telling the same lies about who they are for so long that they're actually forgetting that the story isn't true? Finding themselves genuinely doing the things they pretend to do in front of people, when they're alone and nobody's watching? Answering to a name that wasn't supposed to be theirs without thinking?

Ooohh-hoh-hoh, you lost track of yourself in pretending to be someone else? You were only supposed to impersonate somebody, a plausible background and a name you came up with on the spot, and now that the people you were supposed to infiltrate have become your true companions? You lost yourself in the game you played, and no you no longer know who you truly are, and where your true loyalties lie? And both sides would mark you a traitor if you came out with the truth. On a scale of one to ten, how bad did you fuck up.

Fuck that is a good trope. Never seen it done badly. Pour that shit on a table and I'll chop it into lines and snort it.

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pointnclick

remember when larian put all the data together from the most popular character creator picks in bg3. and they thought there was a mistake, so they ran the numbers again, and no - the result was just authentically, in a world where you can be pink, and have glowing eyes, and horns, and a tail, the result was the most generic looking human white guy with brown hair

"it's me, John Baldur"

"it's always baldest before the gate"

i love when he said it's balding time and just balded all over

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schleierkauz

Thief Lord News

i'm still away from my laptop/slightly shellshocked after meeting cornelia BUT during the interview portion she said that she'd been determined not to work on any long stories this year, but when she went to Venice, an idea ambushed her and she can't shake it off. A bit later she confirmed (predictably) that it's something related to The Thief Lord 👀

update, during today's instagram Q&A she said the title is "The Thief and the Murderer" (Der Dieb und der Mörder) and it's explicitly not a direct continuation

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hi! good morning/afternoon/night! I was searching and I wasn’t able to find if they already have a date for tcor to be published in english, I was wondering if you already knew! anyways, hope u have a great day <3

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hi! it's supposed to be released october 29th according to amazon. the date has changed a few times but afaik it's always been in/around october

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