darn...speaking of which, ARE you two gonna get a christmas tree?
nah, there's a community one outside
Anonymous asked:
Betrayed by his own brother 😔 Maybe one day when he's more lucid he'll uncover the truths about the floor broccoli.
he woke up and i got yelled at for dropping the broccoli in the first place
knock him out as in... read him a bedtime story?
sure let's go with that
Anonymous asked:
...Has he figured it out yet?
nope. had to knock him out before he figured it out.
can you season the broccolli? or just like place a peppercorn on top of it and call it good
it's already seasoned with salt and pepper, it was part of my dinner but it fell off the plate when i was walking.
also we're out of popcorn right now.
Anonymous asked:
Stop omfg. Did you just,, wedge it in the floorboards and wait, or?
it fell off my plate. pap just needs to sleep
Anonymous asked:
Must be a pretty funny tree
it's a broccoli
Anonymous asked:
I second the name STEVE
THANK YOU!!
STEVE IS A NICE NAME!!
do you guys know who planted it there????? sans?????????
I THINK IT'S SANS???
HE'S SUSPICIOUSLY LAUGHING!! I THINK HE'S CRYING??
Anonymous asked:
You should name it
STEVE
Is it. A Christmas tree??? Or is it like. "There is an oak tree coming out the floorboards."
WHY WOULD A CHRISTMAS TREE GROW IN THE HOUSE WHEN IT'S ONLY NOVEMBER???
Anonymous asked:
Is it like a sapling, or did a full sized tree suddenly materialize in your house
A SAMPLING!!! I THINK!!
IT'S SO TINY!!!
Anonymous asked:
Why is there a tree in the living room???????
THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION!!!
I DON'T KNOW WHY!!!
THERE IS A TREE GROWING IN THE LIVING ROOM
Anonymous asked:
Are y’all alive?
YES WE ARE ALIVE!!! SORRY FOR MAKING YOU WORRIED!!
THE GREAT PAPYRUS AND HIS VERTICALLY CHALLENGED BROTHER APOLOGIES FROM THEIR HEART!!
yeah sorry bud
Anonymous asked:
Me and my sibling often poke fun at or annoy each other. I sure enjoy making my sibling mad on purpose. It comes from a place of love. Are you two like that?
OF COURSE!!! AS MUCH AS I WOULD OFTEN LOVE TO SLAP HIS HEAD OFF, I LOVE MY BROTHER DEARLY!!!
annoying pap and making him mad is a fun past time, but that's what family is about. i love my bro, but making him mad is hilarious.
Anonymous asked:
one halloween, you should dress up as beetlejuice and betelgeuse
ARE THEY... ARE THEY NOT THE SAME PERSON???