i’m back here but i’m not really going to keep posting prompts like before.....
might actually fill the prompts instead of just writing them?? anyway i write for a bunch of wlw ships. on a harlivy phase lately
Anonymous asked:
AU where everyone in a society is designated either a monster or a monster fucker at birth
i log onto this god forsaken website for the first time in years and this is what i see......
God damn man child
Lana, writing the best album opening line of the year
Prompt request: AUs where only one of them is nobility/royalty? (I’M SO GLAD YOU’RE HERE AGAIN BTW, HELLO)
Hi :) I’m not sure if I’m back back because I’m super busy but we’ll see.
- “I’m the orphan kid who was taken in by a knight and you’re the heir to the throne. We’ve grown up together and I’ve known I’m in love with you for a while but I could never do anything about it. Now your parents want you to find a suitable bride/groom and have summoned several suitors for you to pick from. Of course, as your oldest friend and confidant, I’ll be helping you make that choice even if it pains me.”
- “You’re the beloved prince/ss and I’m a thief who has notoriously been stealing from the royal family. A necklace here, a golden chest plate there… Then selling it all at the highest bidder. It doesn’t look good for your family, so you take it upon yourself to find this thief. Turns out I have been purposefully been targeting your family in the hopes of attracting your attention because I think you’re just so cute and innocent and I’m dying to drive you mad. Ideally by seducing you.”
- “You used to be the prince/ss but now an opposing clan has murdered most of your family and taken the throne. You just barely managed to escape the city with your head and ended up hiding, injured and broken, in my barn. I know who you are, but I pretend not to, as I help you heal and hide from the clan that still wants you dead.”
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Good Summer Aesthetic
Messy hair, bleached from chlorine and salt water and sunshine
Warm glowy skin that radiates heat, freckled shoulders and puffy red lips
Long afternoons that melt together in the heat
Heavy heat, lighter souls
The rich, dark smell from the first rain
Looking up from the bottom of the swimming pool, calm like the universe
Hot summer nights with a light breeze, sharing a hammock at 2 a.m.
Afternoon naps together, the feeling of naked legs against cool sheets
That one summer song on repeat all the time that will mark that summer forever
Permanently open windows and muffled laughs at night
Dizzy car rides back from the beach, warm shoulders pressed together, the faint smell of sunscreen
Friendships that blossom and fade and it’s alright
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Prompt #52
“Soulmate-ish AU where soulmates are not based on feelings, they’re just someone who’s bound to be in your life. People find out who their soulmates are, because once they meet, they keep running into each other. Even when they don’t mean to. Even if they’re actively trying not to see that person again.
Obviously you can’t tell at first sight who’s your soulmate. You’ll only find out after that second cringeworthy bad date, when you bump awkwardly at the grocery store, then three more times that week in different fucking coffee shops.
We keep trying harder and harder to avoid each other, but we just keep meeting in the most ridiculous ways. Your mail keeps magically being redirected to your adress and vice versa. We go to a concert/game, and our seats are literally next to each other. Banged your head at the gym and passed out? Ended up at the hospital where I work during my shift at the ER and was assigned to me.
One day, we decide to unite forces to come up with a plan to fight this bullshit soulmate thing, but somewhere along the way I forget why I was so adamant about not ever seeing you again, but I just keep trying by force of habit at this point.”
-Mod A.
God I wish someone would write this prompt for my ships I love it a lot.
Anonymous asked:
Any AUs you like?
I’ve grown as a person, now I read College AUs exclusively.
Anonymous asked:
do u have any mermaid au prompts?
Not my proudest work but i have a few here:
HEY, I KNOW THIS ISN'T AN ASK BUT, LIKE, I REALLY LOVE YOUR STUFF AND I STOOD UP TILL AROUND 3 AM TO READ THROUGH YOUR WHOLE BLOG AND I JUST WANNA SAY, KEEP UP THE AWESOME WORK, I SAVED A BUNCH OF YOUR PROMPTS AND I'LL PROBABLY USE THEM IN THE NEAR FUTURE! OKAY I'M DONE, HAVE A NICE DAY
I haven’t logged in here in forever and it’s just really nice to find this in my inbox. Thankssss.
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Prompt #35
“I’m a broke ass musician who plays in the subway station and you drop a couple of dollar in my instrument case whenever you walk by. You’re very cute and i always wink at you because i just want to acknowledge you somehow. One day you show up with two burgers and asks if i wanna eat with you because ‘you didn’t have any change tonight’” AU
drabble challenge
Drabble challenge: send an ask with a letter (A or B), number and a pairing for a drabble with the following sentence:
A) sad/angsty:
- There’s not enough room for all of your bullshit.
- I just didn’t want to throw this away.
- That’s a conversation we should’ve had when it still meant something.
- I never meant for us to be like this.
- This was a mistake from the start.
- It hurts until it doesn’t anymore.
- If I wanted to punch you I would’ve already.
- It’s terrifying, how nothing ever stays, don’t you think?
- Did you even care?
- You should just go before you ruin my memory of you.
- No point telling me this now.
- I hate how much you mean to me.
- So you didn’t want me to go, just not enough to ask me to stay?
- Don’t make me say this again.
- You should’ve thought about this sooner, asshole.
- If you could erase it all, would you?
- Where did this go wrong?
- I can’t remember when I stopped looking at you like I used to.
- You have to choose. I won’t bother you, I swear.
- I can’t be that person for you anymore.
- If you go now, we’re done.
- Do you want to watch it one last time, before you go?
- How did we let it get to this point?
- There’s a difference between wanting and needing. You never seemed to notice.
- Please. Stay.
B) happy/fluffy:
- No, you go first!
- Well, it’s not technically cheating...
- I can’t take you seriously with that stain on your shirt.
- You never told me you could dance.
- Wait, that wasn’t a joke?
- In my defense, I really needed to pee.
- You have ten seconds to explain why you were chatting up that old lady at the grocery store.
- Do you want to see something really weird?
- Some people? Own several identical leather jackets?? To cope???
- Please tell me this tattoo is fake.
- Why do you have seven copies of the same book?
- How do you accidentally set a shirt on fire?!?
- Life choices. We all make them.
- If you wanna judge, please do it quietly.
- Your cat keeps sneaking into my apartment. I think it likes me more.
- I thought I was your favorite person!
- You’re not badass, you just look like a murderous toddler.
- Am I allowed to say you’re cute?
- Well, you’re definitely my best something.
- Is that your weird way of telling me you like me?
- Hey, my dumb friend edited all of my contacts to Harry Potter characters.
- Fine. But you owe me a drink. Or five.
- Great, we’re stuck here.
- Did you know you talk in your sleep? Lots, actually.
- Wanna bet?
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PROMPT BANK 1.0
Hello, fellow writers!
Have you been experiencing some kind of writing dry spell? Writer’s block? I personally find that sentence starters and prompts blogs are a huge help. I compiled this masterlist for some friends (hello @bangtan-bookclub) but I hope this list inspires everyone else too~
Sentence Starters
- sword and sorcery
- merperson starters
- the flash sentence starters
- damien rice b-sides
- PVRIS edition
- shocked
- sassy
- popular text posts
AU Prompts
- Fantasy AU [ 1 ] [ 2 ]
- School/College AUs [ 1 ] [ 2 ]
- Domestic/Roommate AUs [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ]
- Coffee Shop/Baristas!AUs [ 1 ]
- Smot & Tol [ 1 ]
- Theatre Kids AUs [ 1 ]
- Crime AUs [ 1 ]
- Fluffy Prompts [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ]
- Music Majors AU [ 1 ]
- Spy AUs [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ]
- First Meeting Prompts [ 1 ]
- phone sex operators
- serving drinks at weddings
- do you need a hug?
- clumsy people and awkward meetings
- even more aus
- pizza delivery
Masterlists / Lists, in General
- THE Masterlist of AUs that you seriously need in your life, I swear
- 30-day challenges [ 1 ]
- more prompts / varying AUs
- Christmas Challenges/AUs [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ]
- even more prompts
- a list of fanfic tropes
- 75 Dates
- 50 Places
- dialogue prompts
- more dialogue prompts
- fantasy characters
Ask Games
- Send a number and a pair… [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ] [ 6 ] [ 7 ] [ 8 ] [ 9 ]
- Paint Me a Picture
- Fics I Will Never Write
Blogs that Induce a Flash Flood of Creative Juices
@pretty-bad-au-ideas // @dailyau // @shittyaus // @prompt-bank // @onetruepairingideas // @auideas // @aushit // @be-au-ties // @awful-aus // @putthepromptsonpaper // @oopsprompts // @ficmemes
I still have a few more, but I think I’ll save those for another list~ Have fun!
Did you ever create a NSFW prompt blog?
No, I suggested it a while ago but I ended up never getting around to do it.
I still want to do that someday, though.
Hey guys! I’m bored right now so send me requests/asks maybe?
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Prompt #50
“We’re friends and decide it would be a good idea to get jobs as phone sex operators to make some money over the summer. I thought it was just gonna be shits and giggles but turns out you sound ridiculously hot when you’re talking to horny dudes over the phone and I’m 100% screwed i can barely stand to be in the same room as you when we’re working jfc”
Anonymous asked:
Do you mind if I ask who your icon is?
It’s Cosima from Orphan Black.
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Artificial Intelligence AU
- the AI getting really pissed when humans invalidate their feelings just because AIs run on eletronic circuits and lines of code rather than that gray gelatine humans have inside their skulls
- a human! developing feelings! for their computer! and proceding to get really conflicted about it because it’s just a machine! (but also their best friend?! fuck!)
- the AI being really lonely because they can process thigns so fast that every second is infinitely longer for them
- the AI sometimes wondering what it’s going to be like to watch the human they love die from old age or disease eventually
- the AI falling into an existential crisis because people keep telling them they’re just programs, so whatever they do isn’t genuine
- ‘you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it, it’s got anxiety!’
- biological determinism vs. electronic determinism !!!
- Humans gave machines the instruments to see things that they can’t, but forgot to give them the words to express those things.
- ‘Machine will not be bound by human limitations.’
- human AI developer forgetting ethical boundaries: tries to replicate a loved one who passed away