Do Good Recklessly

48 Shades of Lightning  Taken from last night’s thunderstorm. (color hues are unretouched)

TAYLOR SWIFT photographed by Beth Garrabrant for “evermore” Album Photoshoot.

On Halloween morning they woke to the delicious smell of baking pumpkin wafting through the corridors.

It put on different faces so that we’d be still and quiet. While it digested.

This woman deserves an oscar

same energy

Transcript:

Person in scrubs: This was a conversation I had while working at a retail pharmacy.

Person in scrubs: Hi ma’am, how can I help you today?

Customer: [rude, sounding bored] I need to refill my birth control.

Scrubs: Sure, let me check on that. Hm, it looks like you’re a little early. Did the doctor change the way you’re taking it?

Customer: [snidely] No, he told me exactly how to take it and that’s exactly how I’m taking it.

Scrubs: Okay, why don’t you tell me how you’re taking it, and I’ll make sure we wrote the correct directions the first time.

Customer: [rudely] I take one every morning at 8 AM, and so does my boyfriend.

Scrubs: [long pause, blinking] What?

I am shrieking with laughter but only because if I don’t laugh I will burst into tears. 

So is there a certain age I’m supposed to stop reading YA books or am I just gonna keep reading about teenage girls overthrowing the government my whole life?

taylor swift’s discography (2006-2020)

In isolation my imagination has run wild and this album is the result, a collection of songs and stories that flowed like a stream of consciousness. Picking up a pen was my way of escaping into fantasy, history, and memory. I’ve told these stories to the best of my ability with all the love, wonder, and whimsy they deserve. Now it’s up to you to pass them down. folklore is out now.

📷: Beth Garrabrant

Most of the things I had planned this summer didn’t end up happening, but there is something I hadn’t planned on that DID happen. And that thing is my 8th studio album, folklore. Surprise 🤗Tonight at midnight I’ll be releasing my entire brand new album of songs I’ve poured all of my whims, dreams, fears, and musings into. I wrote and recorded this music in isolation but got to collaborate with some musical heroes of mine; Aaron Dessner (who has co-written or produced 11 of the 16 songs), Bon Iver (who co-wrote and was kind enough to sing on one with me), William Bowery (who co-wrote two with me) and Jack Antonoff (who is basically musical family at this point). Engineered by Laura Sisk and Jon Low, mixed by Serban Ghenea & Jon Low. The album photos were shot by the amazing Beth Garrabrant. Before this year I probably would’ve overthought when to release this music at the ‘perfect’ time, but the times we’re living in keep reminding me that nothing is guaranteed. My gut is telling me that if you make something you love, you should just put it out into the world. That’s the side of uncertainty I can get on board with. Love you guys so much ♥️

Ive never seen avatar the last airbender but here is my understanding of the plot based on tumblr

-the avatar is important bc he can bend all the elements and no one else can. There hasnt been one for a while and the fire nation is taking over

-a couple of siblings find a boy trapped in ice he's like 9 and bald and the last airbender. Also he's the avatar and they know this somehow

-siblings are like "well guess we have another brother" and they start on a journey to teach him how to avatar correctly. They ride A giant flying fluffy thing not unlike the luckdragon from neverending story

-meanwhile in the fire nation we've got todoroki minus the ice (zuko) and his mean dad sends him to find the avatar thinking that he'll definitely fail. I think his dad also tries to kill him. He's obsessed with honor. Zuko's nice uncle is worried. Todoroki didn't get a nice uncle Zuko is lucky in that department. Zuko is unlucky in most other departments

-when zuko finds the avatar he ends up joining up with him ? And he goes from having a weird bald+ponytail hairstyle to 2000s emo kid who just discovered mcr hairstyle. It looks nice on him.

-at some point sokka has a gf who turns into the moon. I am unclear on whether or not sokka is a bender. "That's rough, buddy" says Zuko like a king

-zuko's sister was also abused by their dad but didnt get a redemption arc but instead goes batshit. Me too, sis

-i think zuko kills his dad or am i thinking of Lotor

-zuko should kill his dad. Todoroki should also kill his dad. Death to abusers 2020

-im getting off track

-theres a blind girl that can bend metal and that's a big deal

-there is no war in ba sing se. I do not know where this fits in but based on the memes that line is used in i have a feeling there is in fact war in ba sing se

-i dont know how the series ends

Congratulations, Tumblr! We explained to this guy the whole show using only memes!

“ i have a feeling there is in fact war in ba sing se ”

holy shit this is glorious

“i have a feeling there is in fact war in ba sing se” is really just the best line

Bells… I put a new can of pepper spray in your bag.

Billy Burke as Charlie Swan in Twilight (2008)