white person: *eats chicken tikka masala once* i just…. i feel so connected… to indian culture …. I’m learning to speak islam…. check out my third eye….. chakra

[posted by u/nekkedpebbl]

if you wanna know how long this year has been: the whole fucking tide pod fuckery happened in january

me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

me: if i just face this intrusive thought and force myself to not be bothered by it will go away

the intrusive thought:

I had a binge day. Real bad. And I feel like fucking death. But tomorrow is a new day. And I will use today to re-motivate and push off tomorrow.

Learn how to deal with your cravings. Learn how to control yourself. Stay Safe.

Only scary thing in October so far is my weight

#348

When you lie to yourself that one binge will just boost your metabolism, but you know damn well that you have already boosted your metabolism 9 times this week.

JUST KEEP CALLING ME OUT WHY NOT

Grown ass men still smoking cigarettes. Snort cocaine like the rest of us Coward

you know when insects doing them fly-bys by your ear i feel like they screaming racial slurs