ap chem more like ap “the Broflovski boys can’t work together it’s unfair to the other students”

Don't worry about it. She'll let us work together anyway, no one can stop me.

Somewhere upstairs, Ike is talking about StingrAIDS.

Ten minutes later, trying to pee. There’s a sign on the door to the bathroom that says Pool’s Closed Due to AIDS (and stingrays).

You deserve this. My windows are locked because of you.

I had to pee outside, Ike.

I have no sympathy for anyone, to be fair. 

Somewhere upstairs, Ike is talking about StingrAIDS.

Ten minutes later, trying to pee. There’s a sign on the door to the bathroom that says Pool’s Closed Due to AIDS (and stingrays).

You deserve this. My windows are locked because of you.

Milly, this is going to break @canadianismkills’ heart

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got fuckin precalc hw someone teach me how to do this

I’m pretty sure @canadianismkills will do it for like twenty bucks. Or I can just show you.

if he doesnt accept $4.79 half a pack of gum and a high five then im trusting u to teach me

I can do it, don't worry about it.

I had to leave my house in the middle of the night because I heard my parents screwing and now I’m scarred and also bored

#I’m sorry Ike I had to leave you behind

FUCK you.

You have three seconds to get your ass outside and into the car to hit up Denny’s with me.

I’m on my way, please don’t ditch me

I’m not that cruel, I won’t leave you to listen to that alone

Finally. I can get coffee besides here at 12AM.

I had to leave my house in the middle of the night because I heard my parents screwing and now I’m scarred and also bored

#I’m sorry Ike I had to leave you behind

FUCK you.

You have three seconds to get your ass outside and into the car to hit up Denny’s with me.

I’m on my way, please don’t ditch me

I had to leave my house in the middle of the night because I heard my parents screwing and now I’m scarred and also bored

#I'm sorry Ike I had to leave you behind

FUCK you.

Disappoints me that I’ve got like, two classes with Stan wtf

At least you don’t have two freshman classes on top of AP everything.

Lola I have a freshman in half of my AP classes and his name is Ike Broflovski.

I don’t have lunch Lola. I have AP Chemistry with my brother.

To add onto this: he looked at my schedule a while back and sighed. Then, today, he saw me in half of his classes and had to face the reality of it all. 

i was just on my way to go to kyle’s room and ike said “hey kid, c’mere,” so i went in his room (which was stupid) and he pulled up this picture: 

so if you find my body sometime later today, you know why.

@thekyleyb, you have five minutes.

I’ll slide it under the door

Your image is safe with me.

I also have a present from my trip for you stop by my room

I'll be there in a second.

@thekyleyb, you have five minutes.

I’ll slide it under the door

Your image is safe with me.

I went to go get some coffee and cereal to start my morning, and of course, Kyle decides to take this time to lecture me about “life choices”. Meanwhile, he just called Mr. Marsh a “DILF” and an “amazing guy”. I don’t think I’m the one on drugs, here.

kyle what the fuck

I didn’t, what the fuck, I never said that

I am willing to show receipts.

please do for my peace of mind 

Only if Kyle doesn't keep up his end of the deal.

I went to go get some coffee and cereal to start my morning, and of course, Kyle decides to take this time to lecture me about “life choices”. Meanwhile, he just called Mr. Marsh a “DILF” and an “amazing guy”. I don’t think I’m the one on drugs, here.

kyle what the fuck

I didn’t, what the fuck, I never said that

I am willing to show receipts.

…

Now you're offering me things? $20, and enough with the lecturing about last night. You'll never hear about this again, at least not around our parents.