Monty: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Carla: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Penny: I personally was created in a lab.
Jerome: I just straight up spawned lol.
Principal: Why are you on the floor?
Applegate: I'm depressed.
Applegate: Also I was stabbed, can you call an ambulance?
Felix: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Ted: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Felix: No! Four to five seconds!
Ted: Too late!!!
Kid: How petty can you get?
Monty: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Ted: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Carla: What's that?
Ted: Remorse code :(
Carla: I'm even angrier now.
Jerome: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Cindy: The cow???
Buggs: What?
Jerome: Cindy, W H Y?
Lily: Time for plan G.
Kid: Don’t you mean plan B?
Lily: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Billy: What about plan D?
Lily: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Kid: What about plan E?
Billy: I’m hoping not to use it. Cindy dies in plan E.
Lily: I like plan E.
Felix: Can you keep a secret?
Kid: Do you know anything about my life?
Felix: No I do not. Good point.
Lunch Lady: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Janitor: You mean literally or figuratively?
Lunch Lady: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
Ted: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Felix: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Ted: but what’s the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Felix: Teddy, they...they weren’t always orphans.
Ted: ...
Nugget: Goodbye Pretty Lily! Goodbye Friend Billy! Goodbye Bully Buggs! Goodbye Mean Cindy! Goodbye Pretty Lily!
Jerome: You said ‘bye Lily’ twice.
Nugget: Nugget likes the Pretty Lily.
Buggs: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Kid: I think you mean cards.
Buggs, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.
Carla: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Ozzy: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Carla: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Monty: Actually I did the math, Ozzy would have $225, not $0.15.
Carla: Fam I’m right here....
Penny: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Billy: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Penny: Sorry I only have a dollar :(
Billy: :((
Jerome: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Ozzy would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Penny: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Ozzy: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Carla: Yeah and she wants soda and apply juice
Monty: Apply juice to what
Billy: Directly to the forehead
Lily: Great chat everyone
Jerome: A theif.
Monty: Thief?
Jerome: Theif.
Monty: I before E, except after C.
Jerome: Thceif.
Monty: No.
Bob, driving Penny and Billy: So how was your day?
Penny: We almost got surprise adopted!
Bob: What?
Billy: We almost got kidnapped.
Bob: Oh, okay.
Bob: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
Carla: If you had to choose between Jerome and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Monty: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Jerome: Monty!
Carla: 63 cents.
Monty: I'll take the money.
Jerome: MONTY!!
Ted, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Kid: Okay
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Ted: Orange soda, please!
Felix: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Kid: Me too, strawberry soda.
Ted:
Carla: I can explain.
Penny: Can you?
Carla: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
Billy: I turned out perfectly fine!
Lily: Billy, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Billy: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
Jerome: What are your goals?
Kid: To pet all the cats.
Jerome: No, fitness goals.
Kid: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the cats.