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Mari

@elosva / elosva.tumblr.com

(whatever pronouns, im not picky) gremlin spelling master and all around menice. ellysia(she/her) is here too, she an amateur author, if you have any requests feel free to send them to her and she'll see what she can do.
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a collection of all my writing projects

Current project

Herding Chats (miraculous ladybug)

an AU where Chat Noir, Adrien, Felix, and Chat blanc are all alters within a single DiD system, adrien is a trans fem egg, Chat noir is a woman and hopelessly in love with Marinette who is in turn in denial about her sexuality, and the whole thing is laregely focused on the relationships between the 4 headmates

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This is breaking containment into the TERF enclosures which I very much expected, but I will happily shout from the rooftops that furry porn artists are more productive and beneficial to society than JKR’s incessant whining on the elon musk dick riding app about how much she hates trans people

1439 votes but 288 reblogs because the TERFs are afraid of the truth so they're just linking it directly to each other lmao

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Rebloging for the final results, seems we see it too

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love that according to matpat's dramatic retelling of the fnaf movie set experience the ness name tag situation was literally this:

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My friend sent me this and I can’t stop laughing. Exposive president. And the two tower being shot badges. LMFAOOOO

Btw you can only change your name like every six months in splatoon so you have to really commit to joke names

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My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around

She cheers when the monster is winning.

DM: *places an ugly, slavering, repugnant, spine-tingling creature on the battle map*

Child who can barely see over the table: ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ᵐᵉ :)

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this image is everything to me. Like, yes, Hoid SHOULD have four warnings before his coppermind page. also the colours are gorgeous thank you coppermind designers.

@violet-arcana thank you so much for this suggestion, I will now use this flag on all of my social medias. Hoid pride flag.

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cosmereplay

[ID: The first image is a screenshot of the top of Hoid's Coppermind page with four warnings, each on a different coloured background. On a coral red background reads, "What did I tell you about spoiling the ends of stories? Hoid has made his presence known all across the cosmere, and so this page contains extensive spoilers." Over a light blue background, "This page or section deals with theories or speculation. Please read carefully and note that this is not necessarily canonical." Over a light grey background, "This page or section needs to be updated with new information for Rhythm of War and The Sunlit Man! Be aware that in its current state, it may not include all additional content yet." Over a light peachy pink background, "This page or section contains spoilers for The Sunlit Man! This information has the ability to potentially ruin elements of the plot for the reader. Proceed with caution if you have not read this book." The second image is a screenshot of a note from user violer-arcana that reads, "Hoid pride flag." The third image is a pride flag generated from the background colours of those warnings on Hoid's page: horizontal stripes from top to bottom of coral red, light blue, light grey, and light peachy pink. The colours clash with a garish cheerfulness, and yet there's a unity there. End ID.]

I tried to colour pick from my pfp, but it did not work so instead I gave my pfp colours from the Hoid Pride Flag

[ID: A digital illustration of Hoid, shown from the chest up. He has pale skin and his short cropped hair is a colour-picked light grey from the Hoid Pride Flag. His eye colour is also grey, though it kind of makes him look like he has snake eye slits. Either way, he wears a colour-picked light blue t-shirt, with a colour-picked coral red button up overtop. The button up also has a purple marewill flower pattern. He's smiling, winking, and sticking out his tongue playfully as he does double finger guns. The background is a light peachy colour picked circle. The Hoid pride flag hovers above him. End ID.]

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imagine if you will, a fairly dry survival crafting game in which you live in a bunker and must periodically venture out to scavenge food, set up turrets for attacking monsters, etc

now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you're playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.

now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.

it is only at this point that the purpose of this entire contrivance becomes clear: to create the most deranged speedrun community the world has ever seen.

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