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Let's make it clear who this blog is for and who this blog is not for.

This blog is for ALL LGBTQ+ no exclusion,

This blog is NOT for transcum/transmed/gender critical/terf/radfems/ exclusionist/ ex.

This blog is for supporting all bodies, tall, short, thin, thick, muscle, no muscle, disabilities, scars, blemishes, ex.

This blog is NOT for fat fetishists, pro ana, feeders, or just any fetishization of a specific body type.

This blog is for supporting all mental illnesses. Yes that includes 'dangerous or weird' ones.

This blog is NOT for anyone to shit on any mental illness no matter how much it may 'freak you out' your just an ass.

This blog is for supporting all races.

This blog is NOT for Racists.

This blog is for supporting women and girls.

This blog is NOT for radfem, mmisogyny, putting any men down or not supporting them.

This blog supports all religions and believes that people should be able to freely practice any religion as long as you are not harming others.

This blog is NOT for people who force their religion on others or looks down or treats other people practicing other religion badly.

This blog is for open minded people, people willing to love and care.

This blog is NOT for assholes, cunt, jackasses, anyone who is anything other than what was mentioned above.

I think that makes it pretty clear

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oh god it's that time of the year again, so here are some quick reminders:

  • The content allowed on AO3 is legal according to American law. This is a sensible place to draw the line when your explicitly stated aim is to have a fanfiction site where the content is not subjected to random purges for obscure reasons
  • AO3 is run by a non-profit organisation. Nobody is making any money out of this, and when the donation drive goal is exceeded, excess money will go to running the site in the future and fighting potential legal battles for the right to create fanworks
  • It's possible to donate to AO3 and various charities etc, stop acting as though every cent donated to AO3 is a cent taken from "people who need it more"
  • "Fiction affects reality" yes but the fiction that actually has a societal impact is the latest heteronormative, subtly racist, mass marketed drivel from Disney, not that one properly tagged incest PWP fic with 150 hits and 40 kudos on AO3
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mierac

^^ that last bullet point.

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lyanro

seeing anyone going “ok fandom blog” “you’re a ___ fan I’m not listening to you” in any context on this app is SO funny to me like imagine voluntarily choosing to spend time in a sewer with a bunch of other people and then being like “wow you chose to be in the sewer for THAT? my reason for willingly spending time in this sewer is so much better than yours and I am much cooler than you” girl we are all in the damn sewer.. we all wear the same clown makeup... be humble.....

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In case you aren’t familiar, Michael Scott Moore and David Rohde are both journalists. Moore was held by Somali pirates for 977 days. Rohde was held captive by the Taliban for 7 months after being abducted in Afghanistan.

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uchidachi

leftist antisemites are really everywhere on this hellsite making & reblogging their posts like “the Jews have too much power and privilege and actually their very recent genocide was not that bad compared to what my group experiences and antisemitism doesn’t even exist in my country and especially not in liberal spaces”

Goyim should reblog posts like this one instead of always only acknowledging antisemitism when it is about jk rowling’s goblins or easy shit like that.

Challenge the antisemitism that is coming from inside the house. Be a little brave. Because you will lose followers for reblogging a post like this, because there are antisemites following you that think this way, and assume you do too.

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dsmp-surveys

Hi! Im doing an survey to see what the general opinions in the dsmp fandom are and how they change with time.

The survey will take about 5 minutes to do, so if you could do it and/or reblog this post it would really help me out!

Also if you have any questions/want more info/want to see when future surveys are go check out @dsmp-surveys

Survey link: https://forms.gle/MVWBsvfgN1QMj1YR7

Ok guys this is the actual link don't use the other ones (well u can but this one is better)

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misotofu

yall like. it's very cool that tinakitten is the first woman of color on the server! but it's a little weird to say "omg the first woc on the server we must support her really hard and hype her up she's such important representation to combat racism make sure you go follow her!" when you make a big deal out of supporting her because of her race or gender you're turning her into a Diversity Win rather than treating her like a real person. i am very happy she was added, and mentioning that is cool, but asking the fandom to Take Notice that she's a woman of color is less like "it's great that the dsmp is diversifying!" and more like "we see you only as token representation."

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truly begging the internet as a whole to learn the difference between the “oooh i’m not like other girls i’m cool & quirky” mentality & the genuine feeling of being a total outsider among their peers that many young women experience, usually due to holding one or more marginalized identities. like “i don’t fit in with & feel ostracized by the majority of my classmates” is not inherently a pick me thing & we really don’t need to be shaming young women for expressing that they feel this way

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i went to the dentist today and my dentist honest to god said “can i ask you a question…….what the hell is in your mouth”

it was in awe lmao

then the hygienist and assistant all came over to look too and they were like “wooooow” and my ass was sitting there like

oh my god i posted this and then went to work, and

story time

okay so to preface this, my hometown where i’m originally from is a really fucking weird place. like from the outside it seems like a normal suburban town, but once you’re there for awhile you get the feeling that’s something’s not…quite all together. a lot of people are really fucking weird there — so much so that that was a running joke in school growing up, that people in the town were just like that. everyone knew not to go out to the farm lands surrounding the town especially at night, we called it “the cuts” and people used to disappear out there all the time or get shot at by the especially weird people that would live out there. the news was and still is truly a thing of horror. every time i come back i’m regaled with even more stories of crazy shit that has happened there.

to put it in perspective we generally never had “normal crime” like robbery or anything like that when i lived there, though that did happen sometimes. the news stories were always like, “a kid was kidnapped by local residents and tortured in a house around the corner,” “a random person was chased down and shot for sport in a really nice neighborhood,” “someone was gored to death by a bull while out car shopping,” etc. (these are all real, btw). everyone does drugs and the whole town is located really close to a government site where they test nuclear weapons and chemicals and shit. this is how i grew up, in this bizarre environment.

i need to preface it this way so that you get that it’s weird. it’s a fucking weird place. i used to listen to the welcome to night vale podcast and make comparisons from it to my hometown, that’s how weird it is.

i only say this so you know that this town is where i got my orthodontics from.

all the kids in my town went to this one particular orthodontist. i also used to go to a dentist in town that a lot of people went to as well. i had a permanent retainer put on my bottom teeth after braces and no one had ever said anything to me about the model of retainer itself or it being weird type of retainer at all. i saw a ton of other people (mostly other kids that were my age at the time) that had the same type of retainer as me too so i never thought about it.

so i kept my retainer in — it’s never caused me problems and it keeps my teeth straight, why not?

however i went to a dentist for the first time in a metropolitan area now, and when he saw it in my mouth his literal first reaction was to say “uh can i ask you a question….what the hell is that”

LITERALLY the words that he said

which in hindsight makes almost too much sense. of course my town of all towns would put these weird unnecessary contraptions in kids’ mouths, and of course it happened so much that everyone just thought it was normal. that sounds exactly, to a T, like my hometown.

my permanent bottom retainer is apparently this prototype that is so rare that he’s literally never seen it before in his life, not in dental school, nowhere. it’s not that it’s an outdated type, it’s just rare as fuck. they were still staring at pictures of it on my chart in wonder when i left the office.

so just know somewhere out there, in a weird ass suburban town where they test nuclear weapons and a good portion of the residents go fucking nuts, there’s probably hundreds of people still walking around with this same contraption in their mouth that exists nowhere else in the world thinking, “yeah, that’s cool. that makes sense. let me go drink the definitely not-contaminated water now and never move away from here.”

This sounds like an X-files episode

Okay, so I looked into it and I think that the town is Tracy, California.

I looked up the bull-murder thing OP mentioned and Tracy seemed to be only town that came up with a matching case. Though the man didn’t actually die from his injuries everything else matches up one for one. So just to make sure that it was the right town I looked to see if there was any murder-torture of young people in Tracy, and unfortunately there was. It was a 17 year old boy who escaped and survived the torture. And just to solidify that it was in fact Tracy I looked up shootings in residential areas and there was one of a 20 year old man who was shot and killed in a nice neighborhood.

Okay, but I decided to look into Tracy more to find out more information about it and the town is super suspicious. There’s been a lot of murders and shooting in the town. Back in 2009 an 8 year old girl, Sandra Cantu, was kidnapped and murdered by a Sunday school teacher who said she had no idea why she killed Sandra. Another case happened in 2018 when four underage boys were shot and one was killed by four teenage boys. There’s a lot of news stories on shootings, homicides, and drug busts in that town. It’s a really cute town from the outside, if you just look up Tracy, California there’s a lot of really cute businesses and nice articles on sweet things that happen in the town, but if you actually look into it the town is really sketchy.

So yeah, this sketchy town with a military base, multiple homicides and shootings is maybe Tracy, California.

………………..yeah, you guys caught me

i grew up in tracy

also i have to add another person’s tags to this since it’s honesty hour because they’re hilarious and true

Honestly I wasn’t even surprised when I found out it was in California. Even less surprised when googled it and found out it was near the Bay Area. That sounds about right.

Apparently the motto is “Think Inside the Triangle” and I’m not sure how to feel about that.

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lemonsharks

My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:

Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.

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sighinastorm

I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being “soft” or some crap like that.

My ancestors, watching me stuff my face with fried chicken while studying: She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar. WE MADE IT

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idhren

She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar

My ancestors watching me use my stand mixer while living in a small apartment and attending university: Thou hast kneadeth bread in FOUR hail marys??? FOUR??? And thou ist poor as a churchmouse, yet liveth in a fine cottage with four pounds butter and fresh berries in thy larder!! And two featherbeds! And thou attendeth the King’s college, as a lord!!

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lagt-duck

My ancestors being like:

Look at this fine young lady! She can paint she can sew and embrody, she sings and read

And without a wealthy father to pay for that, plus she is florid in the body! She doesn’t know hunger!

We did it!

Me: /wearily studying/

My Ancestors: TRULY SH— what? They? A little unorthodox, but reasonable I suppose. TRULY THEY PROSPER, FOR THEY LIVE IN A DWELLING WITH MANY ROOMS AND ONLY THEIR SPOUSE TO SHARE IT WITH! THEY HAVE DOGS WHO DO NOT PERFORM A FUNCTION! THEY HAVE MANY BOOKS AND DO NOT HAVE TO SPIN THEIR OWN YARN! THEY BATHE AT A WHIM WITH GENTLE SOAP FREE OF LYE! OUR DESCENDANT BRINGS HONOR AND PRIDE TO OUR LINEAGE!

Me: /yawns and sips my coffee/

My Ancestors: /cheer wildly/

Your ancestors would be very proud of you, if they kept up with changing ideas of personal liberty. This is very true.

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If monster girls/boys ever became real, posts on /r/relationships would include species along with age and sex.

“My (M21 Human) girlfriend (F22 Lamia) keeps shedding all over the house. How do I tell her that’s my fetish without being weird?”

“Dude what the fuck that is INCREDIBLY WEIRD. And I (Human M26) like how my wife (Dragon F240) cooks. Also don’t come at me with that age difference, dragons live longer then humans it’s just natural and we’re okay with that.”

‘My (Human M23) wife (Cowfolk F26) wants to breastfeed me, but I’m not sure how comfortable I am with that. Her milk tastes fine, but it just seems… weird to me. What should I do?”

Top comment with Reddit Gold: “TOUCH THE COW DO IT NOW”

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atlaculture

Off-Topic Post: My ATLA Live-Action Wishlist

I have exactly 0% faith in the Netflix adaption so here’s a list of what my dream live-action adaption would entail. None of these changes would really change the fundamental plot or qualities of Avatar, I think.

1) Age up all the kid characters by 2-3 years.

This one is mostly for practical reasons. I want the teen characters in the show to be played by young adults (18-22), since they’ll generally be more skilled at their craft and not subject to child labor laws. Pretty much the only characters that I feel need to be played by child actors would Aang and Toph, since their status as children are both crucial to their backstories. Even then, I’d still like them to be played by actors in their mid-teens.

Plus the older the characters are, the less awkward the fighting scenes will be…

2) Have Aang be frozen for 70 years instead of 100. Have Sozin’s Comet arrive 5 years from then.

Sozin’s Comet was inspired by Haley’s Comet, a real-life comet that returns to earth every 75 years. Why not take the inspiration a step further? This would serve quite a few practical purposes:

  • Bumi could conceivably be portrayed by an actor. There are actually jacked 80-somethings in the world and aging Bumi down to 82 years young would open the role up to fit senior citizens aged 60-80. A buff and agile 112-year-old might be too hard to accept for a live-action Avatar. And aging down Gran-Gran, Pakku, and Iroh wouldn’t affect the plot either.
  • Having Aang master three elements in five years would still feel like a tight schedule, but also take into account that Aang’s actor would be aging significantly over the course of filming the show.
  • Aang’s emotional growth into the role of Avatar would parallel his physical growth into adulthood.

Plus, 70 years is still a long time to be gone. I think lines like “No one’s seen an airbender in… 70 years!” and “You must put an end to this 70-year war” would still carry a lot of weight.

3) Have Katara start the series as a self-taught, mid-level waterbender who needs a teacher to help her become a master.

I know Katara is a very focused and hardworking character, but her becoming a waterbending master over the course of 4 months kind of undercuts the art of bending. Even prodigies like Toph and Azula still worked at it for many, many years before becoming masters.

By having Katara be a mediocre bender at the start of the show, we still get an idea of how passionate she must be to have gotten that far on her own, while also not undermining the magic system. Plus, she’d be able to participate in more fights in Book 1.

4) Weave Mai into Zuko’s past more.

I feel like a big reason many fans don’t “buy” the Maiko relationship is that it really wasn’t set up very well. It doesn’t even need to be a major focus point, just have Zuko make a few references to Mai when he talks about wanting to return home or have him look fondly at a knife she gave him before he was banished. Heck, even just having a flashback of her looking horrified as Zuko gets burned by Ozai would be enough to sell many people on the strength of her feelings for him.

5) Weave Guru Pathik into the series finale.

Have Pathik visit Aang on the Lion-Turtle’s back and give him some sagely advice. Expand energybending’s mythos more and have Pathik explain what Aang needs to do to unblock the Avatar state. The lion-turtle can still give Aang the energybending ability, I just think the writers could do so much more to worldbuild these details.

Plus Guru Pathik is just cool.

6) Develop the Water Tribe and Air Nomads more.

Hire experts on Indigenous, Arctic, Tibetan, and Buddhist cultures to help expand the Water and Air nations. Draw from the show’s real-life inspirations to incorporate more distinct tattoos, clothing, gestures, rituals, mythos, and relationship dynamics into the series. Doing so would only enrich the world building and make the universe feel all the more real.

7) Costumes and props from the source.

Have the costuming and props departments buy fabrics, materials, clothing items, set props, and weapons straight from their cultures of origin whenever possible. First and foremost, drawing from its real-life inspirations will always improve the fantasy world’s verisimilitude. Secondly, traditional craftsmen and artisans are a dying breed. Buying from the peoples and cultures that inspired Avatar helps to preserve these traditional crafts and skills into the modern age.

If you’d like to see my dream Avatar cast, check out my other Tumblr: https://avatarfancast.tumblr.com/

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