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the fire, the forest, the witness watching it.
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The typical date invitation from Karl Heisenberg sounds like: Heisenberg: *calls you at 1:30AM* Hello there, Buttercup! I hope you're not sleeping?! Listen, would you like to come to my factory right now and watch me blow something the hell up?
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๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฉธ BUTTER KNIVES๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฉธ

Human!Alastor x f!reader

blood / size kink / bitting / incorrect usage of knives / virgin reader / fucking in general / ALASTOR IS FILTHY AS HELL / porn with plot

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Your father always disapproved of him. A girl like you should never marry such man.

"A radio host? Pumpkin, you need a man who will be able to look after you when you grow old." Your father had said to you when you had gathered all your courage at dinner table one evening.

"But... I love him father..." You mumbled quietly.

"Love? You're far too young to know what love is. And besides, didn't you see at the ball how all the girls were looking at him? I can bet, that he looks at all the girls the same." Your father continued and dabbing at his moustache with napkin, cleared his throat:

"I must head out. Moon is out tonight and it's perfect for hunting. Lads will be waiting on me by now."

"Stay safe." Your mother kissed your father on cheek and saw him off. You were left sitting alone at the table, staring at your half eaten plate.

"Dont take it so hard, petal." Your mother stood next to you and gently run her hand through your hair.

"A man I respect is keeping me away from the man that my heart yearns for..." You sighed.

"Does father want me to marry someone I do not love? I'd kill myself in such marriage, mother."

"Don't even say such thing. You know your father is only looking out for you. For your future." Your mother said, trying to calm you.

"Alastor is also looking out for me." You narrowed your eyes at mother. With a hard look down at you, your mother advised:

"I think... It would be better if you did not see him anymore. Don't make your father angry, petal."

You looked up at her, not believing what she had just said.

"What..? Mama... How could you say such thing?" Your lip started to tremble. With blurry vision you looked around the table, butter knives shining in dim light. With angry huff you tried to brush your tears away and stood up, chair falling over in process. Your mother took a step back:

"Behave now." Mother said in sharp tone. You took a quick glance at the clock on the mantle piece and then bolted for the door.

"Where are YOU going at such hour?!" Your mother grabbed your hand before you even got two steps away from table.

"Clearly away from here." You spat, not breaking eye contact.

"You will sit back down, finish your dinner and go straight to bed." Your mother stated, her grip on your arm tightening. What she didn't notice, was how your other hand sneaked behind you and blindly reached for the first thing - the glimmering butter knife.

"I will not do such thing. Now. Let. Go." You said through gritted teeth.

"That's it. You insolent daughter." Your mother's hand reached up to grab your hair, but before she could do so - you were pointing the knife at her.

With wide eyes, both of you stared at the knife that was between you two.

"Mother.... I'm so sorry... I didn't mean--"

Your mother looked up at you and in one swift motion slapped you right across your face. With a cry you clutched your cheek and finally escaped the house. Leaving your mother to seeth back at the doorstep.

Quickly running down the front stairs of the house, you bolted across the yard. Ducked through the wooden fence that held your father's horses out of mother's garden, and run bare feet in the field. Trying to put as much distance between her and yourself.

When you finally had reached the other far off side of stockyard, you felt like you could breath again. Not bothering to climb over the fence you sat in the wet dewy grass and leaned against the fence pole. Distinct sounds of hunters gunshots and hound howls echoed in the forest behind.

You looked down at your hands. Right one still clutching the butter knife. From holding it incorrectly in your hand while on the run, you had accidentally nicked your fingers. New tears gathered in your eyes and you let out pathetic whimper.

"Y/n...?" You heard steps approaching on the other side of the fence on the gravel road.

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nunalastor

Alastor the type of bitch to dramatically leave a group chat and expect people to miss him desperately

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Rosie x Alastors wife reader!
A/n: hii! I hope this is good! I tried my best to fit in with her character
(Requested:shugar0cone)
-The first time you both met was through Alastor, obviously.
-You entered Cannibal town and it was actually pretty nice, just like Alastor had told you.
-And it was pretty peaceful, despite the cannibalism every now and then.
-Alastor brought you over to a nice, old style looking building, it kinda reminded you of Alastorโ€™s style, which you loved.
-Instantly you notice a lovely woman also known as Rosie, the over lord and the owner of the cannibal colony.
-Alastor dragged you over to her, with a smiling face and waved over to her.
โ€œWell well well, look who it is! Alastor my old pallโ€, Rosie exclaimed with a large smile as she walked over to you two. โ€œItโ€™s been ages deary, where have you been?โ€, She then looked over to you, and smiled, taking your hands. โ€œOh! And whoโ€™s this lovely dear?โ€
Alastor let out a chuckle, his smile never faltering. โ€œThis my dear, is my lovely wife, [name]!โ€ You waved nervously at the cannibal overlord.
โ€œOh! I would have never guessed!โ€ Rosie smiled, happy. โ€œNow tell me dear, how did Alastor here score such a lovely lady like yourself?โ€ She smiled, you smile back, you were about to speak up but she spoke first. โ€œOh why donโ€™t you come have some tea with me dear? I would love to get to know you more!โ€
You smiled and nodded at her offer. โ€œAlright then, thank youโ€. You and Rosie both left together, Rosie speaking to you, as Alastor was left to stand there alone.
-After that event you two have grown pretty close together. Having tea together or hosting small parties for friends were often on your schedule.
-You two definitely gossip together, a lot. Youโ€™re basically just two adult women with the minds of a middle schooler, gossiping about a lot of people, especially Susan.
-You both totally gossip a little about Alastor too. Youโ€™re his wife but itโ€™s fun to talk about the weird or strange things he does to Rosie, resulting in Rosie using them against Alastor playfully later.
-Youโ€™re never jealous of Rosie and Alastor being close. Itโ€™s obvious their friends, and Rosieโ€™s to sweet to actually get with a man thatโ€™s already taken, and Alastor would never cheat on you. He is a gentleman when it comes to his ladies.
-She will offer you limbs and parts of demons for you to eat, if you take them then eating demons for snacks would be something both of you eat on a daily basis together
-If not then sheโ€™ll respect your decision and will try her best to make food you actually will eat, wanting to make you as comfortable as possible during the times you hang out.
-Best girl to get help or advice from. Sheโ€™s literally the best. No one can compete. Sheโ€™ll sit and listen to any problems you have, whether itโ€™s relationship problems with Alastor, or something different. Sheโ€™ll give you the most genuine advice she could give you
-Iโ€™d like to think you both enjoy wearing matching outfits together. Just two best friends wearing stunning clothes. Sheโ€™ll definitely try to get you into her style, and you most likely will.
-Overall sheโ€™s your perfect, sweet gossiping bestie
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How (Not) to Summon a Demon: Chapter 10 (The End)

Here it is, my dear readers, the final chapter! The end to our story and with that, a big announcement! I am now writing a sequel! This book is now a series. How (Not) to Lose Your Soul will continue where we left off here, with the first chapter being released March 10th, 2024. I do hope you've all enjoyed this one and I hope its ending was well worth the wait. I look forward to seeing you all in the next one, my dear readers. <3 Pairing: Alastor x fem!Reader Warnings: mentions of death, mental breakdowns, loss, and use of profanity
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yourworstgf

I love this series so much agghh!!

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Anonymous asked:

could you do something about how alastor gets jealous and how he shows it? Like what things would get him jealous and stuff like that and then how he would go about it? Thank you!

I guess I gotta- ๐Ÿฅต

Alastor X Reader Headcanons

โœ…๏ธRomantic
โŒ๏ธPlatonic

TW: Alastor being a red flag, Wifey is into it even though she pretends not to be, A widdle suggestive

Description: โ˜๏ธโฌ†๏ธ

  • It doesn't take much to make Alastor jealous, he has a big ego to defend and doesn't like to share your attention
  • He also doesn't think a lot of people are worthy of your attention so that's a big part of it
  • Alastor is almost childish the way he acts out when he's jealous, it's painfully obvious even though he denies it every time
  • He sulks and acts out to get your attention back on him, doing anything he can to make you just look at him
  • He's rude and intimidating to anyone he thinks is flirting with you or trying to take you for themselves
  • After every incident, he tries to pretend like nothing happened and refuses to acknowledge his jealous streak
  • Can't people just understand that you're a married woman and that Alastor deserves all of your time???
  • Someone is talking to you and you're laughing too hard, cheeks a little too pink? Alastor is right there to sniff out any ill intention
  • "What's so funny, my dear? Surely you're not gossiping without me.."
  • He's wrapping a protective arm around you and kissing your cheek, eyeing the other person the entire time as he asserts his husbandly dominance over them
  • "Hm? Oh! He was telling me a funny joke about-"
  • Alastor takes a break from kissing your wrist and palm to snap his gaze to the other man, a wicked gleam in his eye
  • "Ohhhh! So you're a clown! Wonderful~! Your attire had me wondering what you do for a living, but now it all makes sense!"
  • The other person is visibly uncomfortable by your husband's unspoken challenge and backs out of the conversation with their tail between their legs
  • "I guess he had other things to do~"
  • You roll your eyes as Alastor nuzzles your neck, petting his around his ears and antlers
  • "You're are not a very subtle man, my dear."
  • You're dancing with someone who's not him? Alastor will physically shut that shit down
  • He spends maybe a full minute pouting and ignoring everyone else around him, eyes locked on you and your dance partner
  • "Alastor, are you even listening?"
  • "Out of all the women here, why did he choose MY wife? I walked away for one second, and he snatched her up!"
  • He doesn't care for how closely they're holding you, the way they blush and smile from your attention
  • Alastor isn't having it, striding over and using his hip to push the man away from you and off the dance floor, taking your hand
  • You're trying not to smile at him, pressing against your husband as you take his hand and dance with him
  • "Alastor, that was rude..."
  • He simply chuckles and spins you around happily, snapping his fingers to change the song into something more romantic
  • "I would say I'm sorry but we both know I'm not~ Besides, I waited for my chance to dance with you!"
  • It's hard to stay mad at him when he's looking at you like you're the only person in the world and holding you like you're something precious
  • It helps that he's so handsome, you can't help but lean up and steal a kiss from him, feeling familiar butterflies at the touch
  • "You've been dancing with me all night, and you barely waited a minute... you greedy demon~"
  • He leans into your hand as you cup his cheek, tail wagging from having your undivided attention again
  • "Is it a crime that I want to hog my darling wife? That I crave every opportunity to dance with her and steal the show?"
  • He's leaning in for another kiss, and it makes you instinctively move in closer to meet his lips
  • "It will be if you keep injuring people~"
  • And those are just some examples of people who weren't flirting with you, it's so much worse when someone actually wants you
  • You're waiting for your husband to meet with you for your date, dressed up and looking your absolute best
  • When you hear a sharp whistle from behind, only to see a sleazy looking demon towering over you and eyeing your body
  • "And just where do you think you're going looking like that, beautiful? My place is that way~"
  • He's much too close, placing a hand on the wall behind you in order to keep you from running, completely unaware of the danger he's in
  • You can't help but roll your eyes at the situation
  • "I'm flattered, really I am... but I'm not interested, I'm waiting for someone, actually."
  • You casually move out from under his arm, completely unfazed by the way his expression darkens as you fix your appearance
  • "Oh really? And just who might you be waiting for? Let me guess, your boyfriend?"
  • He doesn't look like he believes you, making air quotes around the word boyfriend
  • You can't help but laugh at the poor soul, putting a hand on your hip as you whip around to face him-
  • "Husband, actually~ My name is Alastor though maybe you'll recognize my other name! The Radio Demon~ Maybe you've heard of me?"
  • It's such a treat to watch the cocky demon lose his composure in fear and so sexy to watch your husband be the cause of it
  • The demon is so much larger than Alastor but he's practically cowering away from him, Alastor grinning at him as he tilts his head
  • "Look uh-I'm sorry! I didn't realize-"
  • Your husband tuts at the demon, antlers already growing as he morphs into his larger demonic form
  • You can't help but blush at how sweet Alastor is being, rushing to your rescue like this
  • "Didn't realize what? That you were hitting on my wife? You think I would just stand by and let you think you have a shot with her? She's much too far out of your league, unfortunately."
  • He's so cute when he's jealous
  • "Darling, do be quick with that? I don't want to miss our reservation-and no eating him! I don't want you to spoil your appetite!"
  • Alastor looks at you and visibly blushes at how good you look, the other demon simply an afterthought as he tears them apart
  • "My dear, you look absolutely ravishing~ How am I going to keep the other men from looking at you when you're so delectable?"
  • He's still humongous, a large claw reaching out to stroke your leg tenderly, a lovesick expression on his face
  • You can practically see the hearts in his eyes~ Smiling at your husband and blowing him a kiss
  • "It's a good thing that you're the only man I have eyes for then, isn't it?"
  • He shrinks back down to his normal size and kisses your hand before wrapping an arm around you as you two walk together
  • "It's something that I'm extraordinarily grateful for~"
  • You can't help but lean your head against him, letting him nuzzle the top of your head in an affectionate manner
  • "Though~ I wouldn't mind a refresher of just how much you adore me...~"
  • You can't help but snort at the comment, gently slapping his chest before pulling him in for a kiss
  • "Dinner first~ You'll need your strength~"

I might go back and change this one a bit ngl

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Imagine Alastor somehow ending up owning Morningstar!readers soul (whether it be because the reader loves him or something and she gives it to him after being promised his love in return) and finding out that he only wanted your soul as leverage to get out of the deal he made with Lilith (readers mom) I can already imagine the heartbreak in the readers eyes.

Decided Iโ€™m going to write my first actual โ€œone-shotโ€ based on this prompt so stay tuned!! :D

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Imagine Alastor somehow ending up owning Morningstar!readers soul (whether it be because the reader loves him or something and she gives it to him after being promised his love in return) and finding out that he only wanted your soul as leverage to get out of the deal he made with Lilith (readers mom) I can already imagine the heartbreak in the readers eyes.

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