What up Peeps

brought a kiss to the knife fight

i wish i could purr so my friends know im still happy even if m not saying anything

Good to see the autistics are enjoying this one

Ranma 1/2 reboot when

you CAN 👏 NOT 👏 tell me Aang wouldn’t love fart jokes. Boy is an AIR bender from Prankster Island. He’s airbending his farts at people. He asks Sokka to pull his finger and launches himself 50 feet in the air. He does this every single day. Sokka laughs at it every single time.

I can’t even say he finds it so funny because he’s 12 because I also find it funny and I am in my 20s

everything is ok in the end

a shiny umbreon appeared!!

What better place for a crow to rest

It’s true and they should say it.

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

it’s me.

It’s that time of year again!

You know what, I think I need a shirt with that word on it. I should do something about that.

vader: who tore the warning sign off of this wampa cage?? storm trooper: security footage shows it was removed by a golden protocol droid vader: LOL

Vader in RotJ: wait the Alderaan princess is my daughter?? don’t know how to feel about that.

Luke: she strangled Jabba the Hutt to death with a chain.

Vader: OH HELL YEAH

why would you hide this in the tags that’s hilarious

“When he’s in a good mood he comes up the stairs singing”

(via)

This boy really announcing his presence like a zelda key item

THE LIST OF THINGS NINTENDO PREDATES INCLUDES, BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO:

THE SHERLOCK HOLMES FRANCHISE

UNITED STATES PRESIDENT DWIGHT D. EISHENHOWER’S BIRTH

THE NOVEL “DRACULA”

THE NOVELS “THE TIME MACHINE” AND “WAR OF THE WORLDS” BY H.G. WELLS

THE FIRST MODERN OLYMPIC GAMES

THE DISCOVERY OF HELIUM ON EARTH

… Okay. I believe you. But like… how?

NINTENDO WAS FOUNDED IN 1889 AS A CARD GAME MANUFACTURER AND ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS HAPPENED IN 1890 OR LATER

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT DRACULA WAS EARLIER WHAT THE FUCK

YOU COULD WRITE A DRACULA FANFIC WHERE DRACULA TRAVELS TO JAPAN AND BUYS A PACK OF NINTENDO BRAND PLAYING CARDS AND IT WOULD BE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE. SAME DEAL FOR SHERLOCK HOLMES.

No no no no no!

Don’t write fanfic!

Those things are in the public domain!

You can legally write, publish, and sell a Dracula book where Dracula travels to Japan and buys a pack of Nintendo brand playing cards!

Same deal for Sherlock Holmes!

what if you write a book where dracula and sherlock holmes travel to japan at the same time and reach for the last pack of nintendo brand playing cards that they both wanted

Here’s where the romance happens

I like to think Zuko was never told by anyone how Aang ended up still being a child and not 100yr old man, so he just sorta starts figuring it out by the bits and pieces of info he gets from Aang and the rest like

Aang: y'know what the hardest part of being born 100 years ago is?

Zuko, who just woke up after getting an arrow bonked against his head, seeing Aang is clearly twelve: ?????

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Aang: this is what monk gyatso always taught me

Zuko, having done extensive research on the air nomads, knowing this is impossible bc Gyatso died in the temple raids: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck wh-

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Sokka: yea and then Aang entered the spirit world for the very first time trying to save me

Zuko, who up until this point thought Aang time traveled through the spirit world somehow: .......... interesting.

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Actress Katara: it looks like someone stuck in an iceberg!

Actor Sokka: but who? Who is the boy in the iceberg?

Zuko, after only half paying attention: IT WAS AN ICEBERG???????

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

You want me to find a quiet place to study? The thing that put Haruhi Fujioka in debt?

bijou has TWO paws.. let her have TWO girlfriends!!

So... The good news is I've ascended

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