— me and FAILURE ? we only ever speak sign language. We have a limited vocabulary, which means we disagree CONSTANTLY. and this is not to say I’ve never known failure. I’ve taken her on DOUBLE DATES with embarrassment and humility. During dinner we sit silently, watching candles melt into sculptures of all the things we’ve never said but always FELT.

{ independent portrayal of felix of red vs. blue, as understood by juliette. }

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It didn’t escape his attention how she kept glancing at the samples as if she were impatient to start working on them. He knew how to read a signal loud and clear. It was just that he didn’t listen to them as often as he should. Sometimes he was wrong as well. Rithisak was however at least kind enough to move away from the samples in order to give her ample space to work. It was a gesture that didn’t mean as much given that he still wouldn’t leave. “You’ve never met your grandparents?” he echoed with an owlish blink. “Why weren’t they on Cho – “ The sound of a distant but thunderous explosion cut the question off short. He blanched with a bland expression then looked to Dr. Grey. In a far too neutral tone Rithisak explained, “Caboose.”

numbers: ( 1 - 40 ) link to generator: here content: some content may be mature and/or slightly offensive

• “We’ve been talking and… we’d like to date you.”
• “Would you go out with us?”
• “You mean like a double date?” / “No not at all like that.”
• “I left _____ tied up in the bedroom, would you like a turn?”
• “Of course we’re on a date and of course you’re not interrupting!”
• “This threesome is never going to get off the ground if you keep asking so many stupid questions.”
• “No, you don’t have to fuck us both at the same time.”
• “Don’t worry about me, I just like to watch.”
• “Would you like to come watch?”
• “Are you going to just stand there or are you going to join in?”
• “If I go out with you guys and it turns out that you’re just setting me up on a blind date with someone else, I’m going to be so pissed.”
• “Do I have anything to be jealous of?”
• “What exactly is going on between you two?”
• “I saw ‘poly’ listed on your profile, what does that mean?”
• “I’m definitely up for being the creme filling in this Oreo!”
• “Don’t you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?”
• “But I thought you guys were married?”
• “What do you mean ‘what about _____?’ He/she knows I take other partners.”
• “____ will be home soon. What d’you say we give him/her a nice welcome?”
• “I think your wife/husband wants to fuck me.”
• “I wish I could marry you both.”
• “Taking me home is basically a ‘buy one get one free’ situation.”
• “I think this text was meant for you? It’s a sext from your _____.”
• “What’s a ‘triad?’”
• “I hope you know, we consider you just as much a part of our family as each other.”

• “It’s ok to love them both.”