So I noticed a thing, and then I made a thing
i love Dutch OV (public transport) it is sooo klote (organized) 🥰 so many people it loopt de verdomde spuigaten uit (it is so cosy) the trains are always going at such a chill pace, they are always te laat (comfortable). What a kutzooi!!! (super cute atmosphere) 💗
Out of context Eurovision semi final 1
Drunk History of Fall Out Boy Valentine’s Cards
Valentine’s Day is around the corner, and here’s some tips that i know will help
its been proven
At one point everything was perfect
Italy’s prime minister just got a call from the minister for economy and finances that simply said “we got a fucking problem mario”
esc 2021 - A summary
basically
why italy should win eurovision: a thread
- maneskin are objectively the hottest people in europe rn and if they won the boomers would be pissed off
- we are the most homoerotically homophobic country in europe, which would make for a very interesting esc 2022.
- italian hosts either speak no english or very poor english, so you get to make fun of them!! yay!!!
- we have been sending quality songs for like 30 years and we have not won once, which I think is very pastaphobic of you.
- just think how funny it would be to see us all panic because we have literally no money to even build a stage
- for the aforementioned reason, we will probably use the roman arena in verona and tell you its because of our Heritage, but trust me, it’s not. very simply, we have been broke since the end of the roman empire
Italy 🥰
Oh god oh fuck del monte look out. he’s coming oh fuck they have air pods in. they can’t hear us oh god oh fuck