SnK Season 2・Ep. 37 - [Eren + Levi]

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

Reblog to literally save a life

I’ve done this.  I’m alive because of this. 

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before.  They’re trained for it.  They will understand what you’re saying.  Order the pizza.

Aki x Kano mini AMV :3 [From the BL game Sleepover by Blackmonkey pro]

Edited by myself (Inspired by the GMA lyrics video & a really cool AMV of this song on youtube) 

Sometimes I feel like doing something differently, hope you enjoy :3 it’s SFW :3

Aoba and Ren’s H-scene from the end of the first game, mixed together with foley SFX to sound like a drama CD. Just let those soft waves and moans drift you off to sleep.

Requested by anon.

Dialogue and actions below the cut.

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Terashima Takuma’s Beautiful Moaning <3 I MUST ADMIT HIS MOAN ARE SO SO …. >.<

WARNING: R18/ NSFW/ YAOI/ HIGH EXPLICIT CONTENT/ CONTINUOUS MOANING

Just joining several karami’s part & try to make them coherent & continuous

From these BLCDs: Brother Shuffle (w/Hatano Wataru), Ikezu Kareshi no Otoshikata (w/Morikawa Toshiyuki), I.D (w/ Yusa Koji), Hachigatsu Nanoka wo Sagashite (w/Hatano Wataru)

BTW, DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NAME OF THE BGM USED IN 6:20 - 7:45 (I.D’s PART) OF THIS AUDIO? PLEASE LET ME KNOW CUZ IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL  <3

Furukawa Makoto’s Moan [Dusk to Midnight ver.][bishounenpalace’s edit]. WARNING: R18/ NSFW/ HIGH EXPLICIT CONTENT/ LONG H-SCENE. PLEASE USE A HEADPHONE. THIS AUDIO IS TOTALLY FANMADE. PLEASE DO NOT RE-UPLOAD THIS AUDIO ANYWHERE.

“Take that underwear off, Beka”

“Why don’t YOU take it off like you did before?”

(I left the lines in Portuguese ‘cause it’s a scene from a fanfic in PT-BR that I’m reading)

Welcome To The Madness

Everytime I watch Fifty Shades of Ereri, it always makes me want to write a fanfic for it :’) *silently cries herself to sleep because she wishes it were a movie instead of a trailer*

Preview of Yurio’s ‘Welcome to the Madness’ from DVD/BD 6! I AM DEAD. I HAVE BEEN SLAIN. GOD.

PAIR SKATE THOUGH GUYS. BEKA IS ON THE IIIIICE!!!!!!

Ooooooooommmmmmggggg

Laito’s moaning when making love. Edited from other R18 games & drama cd.

WARING: NSWF/ R18/ HIGH EXPLICIT CONTENT. PLEASE USE A HEADPHONE. THIS AUDIO IS TOTALLY FANMADE.

A much more rough version –> HERE

Right in my feels 😍😫