I was trying to explain to my sister-in-law that I simply cannot turn on my car headlights if anyone is looking at me and she thought I was crazy.

Literally nothing more embarrassing than tying your shoes in public like oh look at me I'm a 5 year old because I couldn't tie my shoes tight enough to last a walk through the kroger

are y’all okay

no

I think copyright infringement should be legalized everywhere for any reason at all forever

I think copyright infringement should be legalized everywhere for any reason at all forever

This is my own original idea

That’s a good idea

I really appreciate how every week I reblog this, a different person interacts it. Tuesday light me up speaks to all of us at different times.

Chill beats to fuck and die to

i figured out why i look so bad in pictures!! im ugly

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

More Korra!!!

The camera captured the light reflecting off the water droplets of the steam at the right angle to make Magical Corn 🌽

Aurora Cornealis.

#jeff bezos’ flying d*ck AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME (1999) — feat. Blue Origin’s “New Shepard 4”

The dark souls of boner pills

this gon give ya meat +100 damage

red tearstone cock ring

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

Today’s Friday, though.

Congratulations to Definitely Craig on being the funniest person alive.

oh you missed the best part

her twitter is a goldmine

So one of the funniest things about Maki Itoh is that her gimmick is that she used to be an idol but was fired because her head is “too big.” Most of her wrestling career has been in Japan, where she’s a rude and foul-mouthed heel, but when she wrestles in America she’s a face because by god do we love her.