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This account has been archived!
You can find me over at burnished.tumblr.com
All relationships and threads still exist, I just moved for organization reasons.
OOC
I’m moving my blog!
Still the same name. I’ll hopefully be done setting up within the day.
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Anonymous asked:
y'all are virgins i bet
“ Well.. someone here is misinformed and it isn’t me. “
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“oh, man. sideswipe. the million-year-old virgin…? really?”
“ Oh, shut. Just because you don’t go out and enjoy yourself doesn’t mean I can’t. You never know how things are gonna go, that’s the point of meeting people. “
*stares/glares*
Sideswipe smiles as innocently as possible, “ Yeaaahhh? What’s up? ”
“Experienced is a rather…specific term.” He manages a soft chuckle. “But…I…uh…I’ve…n-never really participated in…one…”
Hmm, he didn’t mind either way, he usually sort of expected older mecha to be more experienced, but hell.. Sideswipe slept with more than his fair share of mecha, “ You haven’t? They’re pretty fun, “ he stated easily, smiling brazenly, “ You wanna? I know you and my bro talk sometimes, but I’m not a patient. “
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FRIENDLY REMINDER from your favorite bounty hunter –
even if your character SEEMS like they’d be the kind to RAPE, MOLEST, or SEXUALLY ASSAULT someone (because maybe they’re some EDGY or VILLAINOUS character) you should PROBABLY NOT DO IT ANYWAY
because 1.) it’s not cool and 2.) you don’t HAVE to do anything with your character for the sake of it being “””IC”””; at that point ur just kind of being weird and rapey and just… gross in general.
also, if i catch u doing that shit and tarnishing a good character’s name, i’m not hesitant at all to block that shit because i am 100% not about that life.
be courteous and be mindful of that shit. not everything has to be “for the roleplay.”
k thanks
Calling everyone who RPs those themes “weird, rapey, and gross” is not being courteous or mindful of anyone. I don’t like being called weird, gross, and it being implied I am a rapist because I write rape.
Wow that’s some crusade you’re on protecting society from the evils of rape in fiction by blocking their vile asses on your RP blog. If you find rape to be the disturbing serious issue it is why don’t you get off your ass and fight in in real life through political means to make sure appropriate laws are in place or starting a support group or anything that would actually be relevant instead of being an annoying cockmaster on a TF tumblr RP blog threatening your followers with being blocked if you “catch them” writing rape on their blog.
If your characters seems like they’d be the kind to rape, molest, or sexually assault someone you probably should explore it because this is fiction and we’re here to write and explore our muses. If YOU don’t want to write those themes, don’t, but don’t try to police others who do. You’re saying that the way you envision characters is the correct way and anyone who has a different idea just “shouldn’t do it because:” insert stupid ass list here that includes the deep and insightful argument of “it’s weird and rapey and just gross”. WOW I AM SWAYED, thank you for SHOWING ME THE LIGHT AND THE WAY.
“Tarnishing a good characters name” lmao, right, I’m not going to touch that.
Not everything has to be “for the roleplay?” We’re here to roleplay. It scares the hell out of me that you’re not and are using your Lockdown RP blog as a front for a crusade against … lmao, people who roleplay rape, sexual assault, and molestation because sexual violence in fiction is bad but all other violence in fiction is okay! BTW, that’s most of tumblr roleplayers, you have an insurmountable number of people to block.
And all of those people you’ll be blocking? They don’t want to RP with you anyway, I assure you. Myself included. Please, block me.
You’re a hypocrite, you play a badass violent bounty hunter- a character based on violence, grotesque violence and you’re attacking people who write sexual violence. It’s either all okay or none of its okay, you don’t get to pick what is and is not, if you want to ride your high horse then get up on that fucker and ride it hard but you’re dangling halfway off with your foot caught in the stirrup. Who the fuck are you to have determined that rape is the ultimate “evil” in any capacity, real life or literary?
I might be able to swallow this coming from a Barney the Dinosaur RP blog or a damn Carebear or something but a Lockdown?
IC is still IC even if you encase it with 15 quotation marks.
Since people like you can’t separate fiction from reality and you want to muddy everything up, appreciate for a moment the implication of the stance you’re taking while RP’ing violence (it being a logical fallacy aside). I’m sure victims of nonsexual violence love being ranked on your personal system of “bad things” as suffering trauma that’s not as bad as being sexually assaulted, why aren’t you defending them? I could toss your same stupid “friendly” reminder back in your face by replacing a few words.
Everything above, right to you nifty.
Stop trying to censor fictional writing, stop trying to manipulate people into ‘being a better person’ when the manipulation you’re actually doing is quite real and actually harmful. You can’t police people, you’re looking terribly petty about this whole issue.
You can go on about ‘problematic’ this and that, but nothing about what you’re putting out there is friendly or even remotely acceptable.
Stop trying to control people and stop shaming them for being fictional writers who touch on subjects you don’t find acceptable.
*stares/glares*
Sideswipe smiles as innocently as possible, “ Yeaaahhh? What’s up? ”
rungian-psychiatry
“Well…honestly, even ‘big’ isn’t a necessity…just that…w-well…they top.”
“B-But w-why do y-you wish to k-know?”
“ Hm, no bad reason. I mean, unless you’re not interested in a frag. I’m not busy and I like experienced mecha. “
“ How do you feel about one-night-stands? “
Anonymous asked:
stop trying to fuck rung i wanna get some
“ Can’t give you any if I don’t know who you are~ “
Anonymous asked:
yes.
“ Sorry, I’m very busy right now. You’ll have to wait. “
Anonymous asked:
ROBOVAGINA
“ That’s not what it’s called! “
“ But you wanna see one or something? “
*stares/glares*
Sideswipe smiles as innocently as possible, “ Yeaaahhh? What’s up? ”
rungian-psychiatry
“Considering you keep your plating shiny enough, then yes I do suppose it sweetens the deal, you make quite a good mirror.”
“ Yeah, okay smarty-pants, “ he griped, mostly in good nature, “ So, outside of big.. you have a type of mecha you like? “
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“I thought the mystery makes it more exciting.” He drawls it out, pinning his tongue between dentae to elongate the ‘-ing’, leaning his upper half on the counter.
Blurr plucks the payment up slow enough to not appear desperate, optics flickering over the tip in interest.
“…Did you and Sunstreaker get into an argument, or are you just wandering around Iacon to run off a charge?”
“ Pft, maybe. “
The tip was double the price of the drink itself, Sideswipe figured he owed something for harassing the bartender. Plus, he rather keep the place alive if he could. Not like the twins were ever hard up on credits anymore.
“ Nah, that’s not very common anymore. We don’t work together, Sunny's seeing a nice femme and things are just going pretty good, “ he took another sip of his drink, “ I’m here because I just got off work and I haven’t really been to any single bar regularly, Sunstreaker never liked my heavy drinking but I can still have a couple and be fine. “
“ How’s business been anyway? Iacon is getting busier and busier. “
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Lip curling to bare a flash of dentae at the grinning bot, Blurr shakes his head at him. ‘Take the entire thing’ doesn’t go over his head. Sideswipe earns himself another sharp look, unfortunately.
“How ‘bout I just step on you before tossing you out?” Despite the threat, he dips back behind the bar to throw together a drink for the lone twin, muttering as he works.
He hums quietly, now he just wants his drink before he says anything else. Which he does wait until it’s in his hand.
“ Minus the tossing out part, sounds alright. But where would you step on me? “ he takes a sip of his drink, placing owed credits and a tip on the counter. Sunstreaker probably wanted him home soon, better to not show up remotely plastered.
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“I—!” Blurr flattens his armor to his form, turning his steadily flushing face away to face a photo of Jazz—a large, cheesy grin plastered over his black-and-white features. Letting out a puff of a vent, he turns back towards the red ‘bot. “Okay, okay, okay. I get your point, Sideswipe.”
Now he just has a pit of a devilish grin at the moment Blurr turned away, knowing he’d gotten the ex-racer.
“ Just my point? Geez, Blurr, you’re a hard mech to console to take the entire thing, “ see, now he was just being dirty, “ How about I just get some high grade with a little sizzle in it. “
theredhellion replied to your post “Eh, different anon but basically they're asking which twin emerged...”
Is so hard for them to understand twins can be the same age?
No idea, my mech, they’re just not Cybertronian I guess. Or, if they are, they don’t know anything about twins.