Curious Zelda

https://twitter.com/curiouszelda

https://www.instagram.com/curiouszelda/

She does looks like she would speak in rhyme then disappear into the woods

These live rent-free in my head.

the midwest princess ♥️ love her

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Nightmare Fluttershy

WHEN YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO HIM, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!!!! WITH YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HANDS, YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN HIS WIFE!!!!! AND WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME, ALL OF THOSE YEARS AGO!!! YOU'RE STANDING FACE TO FACE WITH "I TOLD YOU SO"!!! YOU KNOW I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT I TOLD YOU SO!!!! YOU KNOW I HATE TO SAY IT!!!! BUT I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!!!!

"i'm not triggered or upset by or even ideologically opposed to it, i just associate it with something so bad that i can't enjoy it anymore" is such a frustrating relationship to have with a piece of media

it’s covered in the fucking ooze!!

The Midwestern Princess

i don't think getting stuck in a time loop would fix me. but maybe if it tried 30 or 50 times it could prove me wrong.

friday night in your 20s be like: making some pasta. i need to rollover my 401k. when i was a kid i assumed i'd be married by now. does my new fake plant look classy. i think i have a yeast infection. do my cats understand me. ran out of capri sun. i should do laundry. and then you don't do laundry

eleventh plague. emails. 

Pharoah, I hope this email finds you letting my people go

as per my last plague,

pink lace dividers

rainbow dash applies for a job

“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

This 420 is a palindrome!!!! 4/20/2024

It is!

I need more fairy teacups in my life