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;; what is up my dudes, this blog is now archived, i’m over at @evcrkill if anyone wants to stay in touch
@localmagicalboi — — — sc.
❝ Hey, aren’t you that guy who does the Spice Girls tik toks ?. ❞
@oftifa — — — sc.
❝ And then they go back to the first guy’s homeland to look for the crystal they thought was in the enemy camp — but it never left ! It was — they thought this other guy took it, right ? The first guy — wait, no, not that first guy. The first first guy. He was actually good all along ! And he traded it out for a fake ! It blew my mind. ❞
(SMS): why is your arm stuck (SMS): what is your arm stuck IN (SMS): you know what (SMS): i have too many questions for this
[ teef ] did u want the answer to that [ teef ] r u coming to help??? [ teef ] i don’t wanna turn into that guy from 127 hours
[ teef ] hypothetically [ teef ] would u come help me get my arm unstuck [ teef ] hypothetically!!
text messages.
[ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to drunk text me rn? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— didn’t you get my last text? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you ignoring me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m so bored! [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey you 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— blue is definitely your color 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— ugh i wish you were here! [ 📲 • sms ] —— i think you’re going to like what you see 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you’ve been on my mind all day today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i can’t stop thinking about you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you gonna fall asleep on me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— NO don’t fall asleep on me again tonight! [ 📲 • sms ] —— you fell asleep on me last night! you owe me now [ 📲 • sms ] —— send me a picture 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey cutie! haven’t talked to you in a while! [ 📲 • sms ] —— why did you stop texting me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey can i call you now? [ 📲 • sms ] —— call me rather talk on the phone [ 📲 • sms ] —— sweet dreams….with me in them 😉 jk [ 📲 • sms ] —— oooooh, i like the sound of that 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna hang out tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna do tomorrow? ☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— you looked really good today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— can’t wait to see you xoxo [ 📲 • sms ] —— talk dirty to me [ 📲 • sms ] —— maybe i can stay the night with you tomorrow [ 📲 • sms ] —— dang you take long enough to text back. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you are the slowest texter ever. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate texting you sometimes. you take forever. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you take forever and a day to reply. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i was wondering where you went. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what happened? where did you go? [ 📲 • sms ] —— k. [ 📲 • sms ] —— ok that’s cool. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s wrong with you? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey where was you today? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna come over? [ 📲 • sms ] —— why are you texting me? i’m standing right beside you… [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate one word texters. [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop one wording me. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you mad at me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna talk about? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you like me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i love you 😍 [ 📲 • sms ] —— miss you 😘 [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop sending me that wink face. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you okay? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m gonna take a shower brb [ 📲 • sms ] —— hold on i gotta do something real quick. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to sext me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— my dog/cat said he/she missed you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s your dog/cat doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you watching? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i see how it is 😜 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you can’t text me but you can be on facebook/twitter/instagram/ [ 📲 • sms ] —— how come you never text me anymore? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i gave you my number so you could text me punk 😛 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me back anymore ☹️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— sorry didn’t mean to bug you [ 📲 • sms ] —— you only text me when i text you first. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me first! [ 📲 • sms ] —— wanna go catch a movie tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you mean by that status you posted? [ 📲 • sms ] —— guess what emoji is next to your name in my phone? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey stranger. stop being a stranger. [ 📲 • sms ] —— did you miss me? 😆 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m looking through your pictures right now. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i saw that selfie you just posted. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you text me after i upload a bomb selfie i see. [ 📲 • sms ] —— it’s okay you don’t to lie to me. [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that was so sweet. ☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that just made me smile. ️☺️☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g i’m punching you so hard the next time i see you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g you get on my nerves. [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey there ! remember me ? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you going to ignore me again tomorrow?
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❝ For a start , I think your outfit is very dashing but not airy enough , and you ought to remove your shoes ! ❞ However thrilled by this long-overdue visit, Soma can sympathize with the plight well enough to offer his support by diligently fanning air in his troubled fellow royal’s direction with the handheld pankha he’d procured. Facilitating the process of Sora’s acclimatization a duty he’ll gladly claim as his own !
❝ Poor thing , shall we visit the seaside to cool you off ?? ❞
Sora’s lips draw into a content smile as cooler air fans his sweat-soaked brow. The counter beneath him isn’t nearly as uncomfortable as the various seats he’d sat in during his journey here; the stone is cold beneath his touch and he fears he may never want to move from it again.
❝ Seaside ? ❞
This, however, piques his attention. No matter the activity, it’s almost always a given fact that the prince would rather rush to a sandy shore than carry out his current task. ❝ Can we go jump into the ocean ? ❞
hc ;; sora grew up learning various languages, not just his mother-tongue. this should make him pretty good at languages, however instead of being smart in one language, he’s now just a li’l stupid in many!
“Wai’…we have a plane? Dude, I though’ we was takin’ a train.”
❝ That... might have gotten lost in translation. ❞
gamenu replied to your post: ❝ I may be be stupid — ❞
“I may also be stupid–”
❝ Oh, man. If I'm stupid, and you're stupid, then who’s flying the plane ? ❞
❝ I may be be stupid — ❞
im screaming into my pillow
YALL