I JUST REALIZED THAT, BEFORE MY UNFORTUNATE TRANSFORMATION, I WAS LARGE ENOUGH YO HAVE USED @heatwave-rolling-in AS A SQUIRT GUN. ME AND GRIMLOCK COULD HAVE HAD A GRAND TIME.

You sure as slag could've tried. [he squinted] And you wouldn't have succeeded.

@maximum-primeage @heatwave-rolling-in *The Earth’s oceans boil with Unicron’s rage*

What in Primus' name is happening?

Send "SG" to meet the Shattered Glass version of my muse

Blades!

Don't mind if I do~

heatwave-rolling-in:

Something about the word ‘favor’ reins in the kneejerk smartass remark that sits on the tip of Kade’s tongue. He is, after all, the only one on the team currently in a relationship. “Sure… how, um, how can I help?”

That’s just it..romance. Need advice. This..sort of thing is just something I’m not an expert on. I’m definitely not some bot who can exactly woo someone. Because I literally have NO idea how.

“Alright… well, let’s go from the beginning. Does, uh, whoever it is know you like them?”

Well..yes I mean we’re all in a relationship now..

The plural threw Kade off for only a brief instant before he smiled again. “For starters you can take things you know about each of them and use it to make them happy….” He thought for a second. “Take me and Haley for example, I know she likes plants and flowers, so we spend a lot of our dates doing things outdoors.”

Huh..you know I'm actually surprised you're giving good advice. I was expecting something like, "if you flex hard enough there panties will fall off" *chuckles*

heatwave-rolling-in:

Something about the word ‘favor’ reins in the kneejerk smartass remark that sits on the tip of Kade’s tongue. He is, after all, the only one on the team currently in a relationship. “Sure… how, um, how can I help?”

That’s just it..romance. Need advice. This..sort of thing is just something I’m not an expert on. I’m definitely not some bot who can exactly woo someone. Because I literally have NO idea how.

“Alright… well, let’s go from the beginning. Does, uh, whoever it is know you like them?”

Well..yes I mean we're all in a relationship now..

@fearlesshelicopter @heatwave-rolling-in

[The shorter mech was leaning against the helicopter’s shoulder as the three of them walked away from the intense nature of Sunstreaker’s violence. His vocaliser breathed an uncomfortable shaky sigh as he moved his helm into his neck cables.]

I-I…. thank you, both of you.

*vents heavily from anger towards Sunstreaker* what an absolute piece of slag. I hope the kick got his scrap pushed in..

*he then looked down at Boulder and took his hand silently* I’m..sorry that happened to you big guy.

Are you feeling okay, Boulder? I have a med kit with me.

[Blades wrapped an arm around Boulder’s shoulders as they walked, rubbing comforting circles into his arm with a digit.]

If that ‘bot ever bothers you again, call me right away. I’ll make sure he won’t be able to hurt anyone ever again. You don’t deserve anything like that, sweetheart; you’re a much better mech than he’ll ever be.

[The peck he sent to Heatwave’s cheek was replicated frame-for-frame with Blades and pulls back with a shy giggle.)

Thank you so much, Blades.

eeeeeeeeeeeeEEE–

Ahem.

No problem, Boulder. If there’s anything you need, just tell me. 

[Blades returns the little peck he got with a goofy grin on his faceplates to match.]

*stills for a klik as he felt the kiss, his faceplate heating up and he cleared his voicebox.* r-right..uh..thank you Boulder. *he gave a light smile and kept his hand in Boulder’s, his grip tight and firm*

And I also agree with Blades, if that gremlin comes at you again. Call us, we will make sure he won’t be able to walk on his pedes ever again.

Releasing his servo from Heatwave and slinging it around his neck - following suit with Blades afterwards - the curve of his smile began to widen and widen.

One raspy tone later, he acknowledges the affirmations of his partners. “I love you guys, so much.”

*chuckles* we love you too Boulder, and nothing's going to change that.

@fearlesshelicopter @heatwave-rolling-in

[The shorter mech was leaning against the helicopter’s shoulder as the three of them walked away from the intense nature of Sunstreaker’s violence. His vocaliser breathed an uncomfortable shaky sigh as he moved his helm into his neck cables.]

I-I…. thank you, both of you.

*vents heavily from anger towards Sunstreaker* what an absolute piece of slag. I hope the kick got his scrap pushed in..

*he then looked down at Boulder and took his hand silently* I’m..sorry that happened to you big guy.

Are you feeling okay, Boulder? I have a med kit with me.

[Blades wrapped an arm around Boulder’s shoulders as they walked, rubbing comforting circles into his arm with a digit.]

If that ‘bot ever bothers you again, call me right away. I’ll make sure he won’t be able to hurt anyone ever again. You don’t deserve anything like that, sweetheart; you’re a much better mech than he’ll ever be.

[The peck he sent to Heatwave’s cheek was replicated frame-for-frame with Blades and pulls back with a shy giggle.)

Thank you so much, Blades.

eeeeeeeeeeeeEEE–

Ahem.

No problem, Boulder. If there’s anything you need, just tell me. 

[Blades returns the little peck he got with a goofy grin on his faceplates to match.]

*stills for a klik as he felt the kiss, his faceplate heating up and he cleared his voicebox.* r-right..uh..thank you Boulder. *he gave a light smile and kept his hand in Boulder's, his grip tight and firm*

And I also agree with Blades, if that gremlin comes at you again. Call us, we will make sure he won't be able to walk on his pedes ever again.

@fearlesshelicopter @heatwave-rolling-in

[The shorter mech was leaning against the helicopter’s shoulder as the three of them walked away from the intense nature of Sunstreaker’s violence. His vocaliser breathed an uncomfortable shaky sigh as he moved his helm into his neck cables.]

I-I…. thank you, both of you.

*vents heavily from anger towards Sunstreaker* what an absolute piece of slag. I hope the kick got his scrap pushed in..

*he then looked down at Boulder and took his hand silently* I'm..sorry that happened to you big guy.

@heatwave-rolling-in SOMEONE’S BULLYING BOULDER

They better pray to their gods because they are NOT going to live through this.

;)

charged for beastiality

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN FIND OUT YOURE FROM A D I F F E R E N T U N I V E R S E

my bugfucker senses are sharp,

*runs* FUCK THE POLIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO FUCK BUGS

*stops* oh god

jailed, exiled, barred from legal rights

suck my chromed yellow cock

first I’m told to drink the cunmies and now this? Primus has truly left us

nah Primus is just in my asshole

You poor thing.

*shrugs* so am i going to jail or what?

Not unless you write a formal apology to your insecticon friend…. ‘friend’ is a word I use very loosely here. Also, don’t wink at me like that. I’m feeling vulnerable

Can you guys be a bit less lewd? Kids are on this website!

1.) bob is my best friend and also my pet 2.) boulder youre ugly go away >:(

Boulder, shocked that anither bot would even consider saying these words, starts to sniffle.

*walks up to him and…* *PUSH!!!* *shoves him to the ground*

Boulder was not able to predict this turn of events. He was accustomed to the good natures in bots, so this was a definite surprise. A few droplets of lubricant begin to drip out of his optics.

*kicks him* >>>>>:(

[Chase strolled to Sunny’s side and begins to whisper in his audial.]

S̮̤̪ų̻̭͙̰n̼̭͙̙s̷̟͇̦̪̮t͉̱̤͉̘̭́ͅr̢̮̞̯͓͓̟͔eak̯͓̭͖̲e̠r̻͍̣̦͉̫,̟͉̭̬̳͟ ̖̠̯̫̙̹͜do͙͚̟̠̞ ̠͇̰̱̣̭y̛̻̲̩o͍͕̳̼̞̲̰u̦̠̝̜ ̦̞͙w͏a̱̺̜̥͢n̩t̳̭͎̻͡ ̠̙̯̜m̮̞̦͡e͖̝͓̟͘ ̩̱͜t͈̞o̶͉͓̲ ҉t̮͓̱̖h̳̼̲̖̩ŕ̲̠̭ó͇̖͙͉̬̲ͅw̮ ̫̻̙͉͇y̛̭̥͙̹̟o̯̘̱͕̝̪̪ụ̣̙͙̮ i̖̞̰n͔̰̮̭͙̝ͅt͈̜͓̘̱͖͟o̯ ̰͖t̨̞̤̙̼̠h͉e̴̙̺̹͍̪̰̹ ̜͕̺a͓̱͎̥͔̣̫͢b̨̭̪̩y̻͇̯͠s͍͞s̷̫̬̼̬͉?҉̙̝̘̼̹͓

*PUNCH* >>>>>:(

HEY YOU BETTER THINK FRAGGIN' TWICE BEFORE LAYING A SINGLE DAMN DIGIT ON MY TEAM YOU SLAG PILE! *grabs sun BOI and punts him into the sky*

STAY THE FRAG AWAY FROM BOULDER! OR NEXT TIME I'LL KILL YOU!!