I ship a lot of people.

The wife got me a Captain America Teddy Bear! From @onbearfeet and their amazing skills

Bonus: Steve with his wife (from the lovely onbearfeet)

Peggy: *breathes*

Steve: God she’s so perfect.

Chris Evans 2020 in review.

Is this a problem?

bonding with friends over your favourite fictional little guys

Don’t even email me if you aren’t Archive of Our Own

Hayley Atwell

“oh no we need to practice for our fake dating” is the funniest trope to me cause like. there are so many people who force themselves into a shitty relationship they hate just because of amatonormatiivity that it’s an ingrained part of popular culture to joke about hating your partner.

which is to say, oh my god you dont need to hold hands and go on fake dates, you don’t even need to agree on a single detail of your cover story beforehand. you can literally stand 6 feet apart at all times and look profoundly uncomfortable and all anyone will think is “yikes™. not my problem”

actually people should address this in fanfic more because “i know we could half-ass it, but i would never fake mistreat my fake husband, how dare you” is absolutely delightful

New trope: fake dating for spite.

“Look, my only goal here is for our pretend relationship to be demonstrably healthier than Aunt Rita and Uncle Carl’s fifteen year, three child marriage - which means the bar is so low we probably can’t fuck this up”

reading an ao3 description and continuing to scroll as if you didn’t just suffer intense psychological damage 

put your number (0-20) in the tags!!!!!! i think i got 14!!

anyone who comments that finding ways to enjoy the brief time we have on this bitch of an earth is cringey will be blocked ^_^ <3

11!

I am using filtered tags for the first time ever to avoid book spoilers but I’m Not used to it so I keep automatically clicking “view post”. Do not hide things from me on my own dash!

Me: “WHAT is this?! Secrecy in my own house?!”

Also me: “No, my liege, it upset you, so at your command we have hidden it from your view, that it might not offend you further.”

Me: “Pah!!! Reveal it! I will not be denied the full freedom of my sight!”

Also me: “As you wish…”

Me: “AHHH!!! NO!!! You know I don’t want to see that shit!!! Get it out of my sight this instant.”

“fandoms are dying”

yeah well here’s a cool idea: start creating and start reblogging. leave nice comments to your favorite creators. send them prompts. start interacting with others. sounds wild, right? start it today. keep these fandoms alive.

If Peggy took over the roll of Steve in What-If, then I want to see Steve taking over the roll of Peggy in Agent Carter (cane and all) and trying to clear Howard's name, all the while pining after Peggy's loss. And bonding with Jarvis and Howard and Bucky.

And S2 doesnt end with weird romance triangle hastly 'fixed' and instead Steve being taken by Hydra in the Hydra Stomper.

When's the first time you think Steve told Peggy he loved her?

I still can't believe Steggy stays winning, no matter the universe.

My wife 💖

Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar

Sometimes I attend somebody’s thesis presentation and I’m so impressed that I follow them home to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am.

Sometimes I watch someone eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am with such fervour I am compelled to attend their thesis presentation