ENFP: J. Crew filed for bankruptcy, what are the boys going to do?

INFP: go nude

INTJ: what’s ISFJ gonna do

ISFJ: WHAT

ISFJ: ISFJ’s gonna be hitting up poshmark before it’s too late

INTJ 1: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger

INTJ 2: I'm not strong, I'm dead inside

INFP: *reading aloud a post about INTP mirroring and mimicry in regards to emotions/social interactions*

INTP: I feel attacked.

INFP: . . . Do you want the link to the post?

INTP: Yes, it's very accurate.

INFJ, on writing: “I try to have, like, a plan, but as soon as I start writing, the ghost of someone else just takes over and I wake up two days later in a Chili’s fourteen miles from the original plot”

INTJ: “I’m not always emotionally prepared for yoghurt.”

INTJ: “woke and gay is the only way”

INFJ: “word of god for the people of god. amen.”

INTJ: “feel like you shouldn’t represent yourself in this case when it’s so obvious you’re guilty.”

INFJ: “feel like you shouldn’t be challenging me when it’s so obvious you’re a bitch.”

INTJ: “I’M NO BITCH”

INFJ: “too late. go to jail.”

INTJ: “bitch jail”

INFJ: “go to bitch jail”

INFP: So I realized I was taking MBTI tests wrong.

INFP: They kept asking if when I solve problems I take into account data or people’s feelings. And I kept being like ‘people’s feelings ARE data. DATA ALL THE WAY’

Late night shopping trip

Isfj: actually getting the stuff they need

Estp: throwing stuff in the cart like a basketball hoop

Esfp: pushing the cart as fast as she can

Infp: in the cart, probably injured by the end

Enfp: putting weird stuff into other people’s carts

Intj: silently judging everyone

Infj: begging the others to stop before they get kicked out

ENTJ: You can steal from the dining hall? I’m the idiot who’s been paying all this time?

ENTJ: Legally, I won’t persecute you for your dumbass beliefs in aliens

INFP and INTJ on giving chances

INFP: Do ppl just judge with one look at a person? That's stupid

INTJ: No, and they shouldn't. That's unfair. It's just, sometimes you get too altruistic or too idealistic.

INFP: uhh yeah, but doesn't everyone get a chance? I mean, i gave our president 3 chances too.

INTJ: 3 times shouldn't be a constant variable in giving chances.

INFP: it's like 3 wishes

INTJ: Yeah, and even the granting of the 3 wishes from the genie has its own conditions.

INFP: I do have conditions. Idk what they are but I'm sure I do

INTJ: Okay. My point is, we'd reach until 3 chances if the conditions are met, the circumstances are being considered. Basically saying that the x number of chances are dependent to the circumstance, the weight of the mistake, the effects of it, and all the other aspects that need to be considered.

INFP: That awfully sounds like an algebra formula yikes mija. It's why i never took engineering, i wanted to be as far away from that as possible.

INFP

INFJ: You know about infj door slam and infj stare, right?

INTJ: No, what is it.

INFJ: *suspicious* Really?

INTJ: why don't you believe me?

INFJ: I thought you already knew.

INTJ: I don't know everything. Don't do INTJ like this.

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INFJ: why do i feel like you've already read about INFJ door slam?

INTJ: Why do i feel like I've succeeded on tricking you that I'm a psychic.

Me, an INTJ on a lot of occasions lately…

ENTJ: I only like group work when I'm in charge

ESFJ mom: [sends picture of herself with caption “hello my children”]

ENFJ son: hi mom you’re beautiful, thank you for the pic <3

INTP daughter: hi…strange woman

ENFP daughter: [sends weird picture of herself with caption “hello mother”]

ESFJ mom: the way you responded perfectly reflected your personalities, somehow