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Black Wing Sparrow

@xemylixa / xemylixa.tumblr.com

Lurking for life bc tumblr dash sucks. Yana from Russia (yes I know. this is where I go when not reading the news), beginner graphic designer. Jump fandoms all the time, so watch your step. I treat following impersonally, so feel free to unfollow at will (I do the same a lot). Note: I usually don't play games I say I'm a fan of xD Things I write (meta and stuff) are in the tag "i write a lot". My art is in the tag "i create".
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Archetypal mad scientist who is an Ecologist and her evil plan is always something like put Baikal seals in the Great Lakes

she has an evil sidekick that provides her with ideas like "What if we created a powerful new form of Kudzu, called Kudzu with a Gun"

honestly I have a whole ongoing list in my head of things I would do as an evil ecologist including

  • breed goats to be very small and teach them to climb trees so we can have arboreal goats
  • put penguins in the northern hemisphere somewhere. maybe iceland
  • put jaguars in Appalachia
  • put some pronghorns in kentucky i want them to be here

i have that streak of mad scientist hubris in me that looks at the warnings of the past (bradford pears, kudzu, wintercreeper) and yet thinks "I can do better than all of those fools blinded by their refusal to see something greater...I can put tree ferns in Kentucky"

I think texas would benefit from a few spotted hyenas while we're at it

i'm also going to breed armadillos to be bigger and bigger sizes until we create a new Glyptodon if that's okay with everyone

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xemylixa

>goats

>teach them to climb trees

uh

they're waaay ahead of ya

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you know it really isnt immoral, if you do it right, to raise cows and sheep for meat. so. well. i think there should be a story about, vampires who have a town of humans that they keep well-maintained, so long as the humans donate their blood once a month, like vampire blood farm stuff

but instead of antagonistic everyone's like. no he's a nice man you leave the count alone. he keeps us safe and cared for and he just needs a lil snack now and then, it dont hurt anyone. like a cow that loves the farmer and the farmer that loves the cow, even with both knowing one will end up on the other's table. because its like. its like. cows just have such pretty eyes, you know? they love you so much. i think it should be like that

literallyyyyyy

i want to be part of a vampire's herd. and i want him to pet me like a cow

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xemylixa

Gauldoth Half-Dead from Heroes of Might & Magic 4

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Before camera cranes were invented, William A. Wellman pulled off this tracking shot in WINGS (1927). It was the first Best Picture Oscar winner.

Cinematic moments

For those that are curious on how this was done: a custom built inverted rig held the camera as it was pushed along an overhead ceiling track. The camera operator laid above the camera on a flat platform.

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polyamzeal

POLYAM POSITIVITY HELL YEAH

Wait are we allowed to use cheating memes to make polyam positivity posts now because if so Iā€™m down to go off

YOU ARE MORE THAN REQUIRED TO

OK Iā€™M GONNA GO AHEAD YALL

I MADE SUM

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lynati

: D

POLYAM POSITIVITY MEMES ARE MY NEW LIFE SOURCE!

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eryn-n-g

AAAAAHHH

I feel so happy!!!

That last one jdjdjdhd

Go Jim. Sheets are expensive to replace-especially for big beds

Polyam! Positivity!

Amazing

Yessssssss

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cuspofcoffee

This could be a freaking entire Jackbox game

I cannot stop

Um this is a goddam delight

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zackbuildit

BEAUTIFUL

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I love the new trend of people saying "you can do whatever you want forever"

Like that's such a powerful and precious statement and we could all use a little more doing whatever we want forever, and not worrying so much about boxes & labels

It switches the focus from "being valid" in the eyes of others and says "fuck it, you decide" and I adore that

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xemylixa
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hexeratii

A while back I had to create a few thumbnail sketches referencing shots from different movies/TV shows that showed various compositional techniques for school, here are some of my faves.

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REPOST : Roman stylus 70AD, in comon vanacular translates into ā€œi went into the city and all i bought you was this lousy penā€ , link and full translation in the comments [640 x 320]

Fucking screaming, shitty souvenirs havenā€™t changed a bit in almost 2000 years

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The inscription has been painstakingly examined and translated by classicist and epigrapher Dr Roger Tomlin. It reads:

ā€˜ab urbe v[e]n[i] munus tibi gratum adf(e)ro acul[eat]um ut habe[a]s memor[ia]m nostra(m) rogo si fortuna dar[e]t quo possem largius ut longa via ceu sacculus est (v)acuusā€™

ā€˜I have come from the City. I bring you a welcome gift with a sharp point that you may remember me. I ask, if fortune allowed, that I might be able (to give) as generously as the way is long (and) as my purse is empty.ā€™ In other words: the stylus is a gift to remind the recipient of its sender; the sender acknowledges that it is a cheap gift and wishes that they could have given more. Its tongue-in-cheek sentiment is reminiscent of the kinds of novelty souvenirs we still give today. It is the Roman equivalent of ā€˜I went to Rome and all I got you was this penā€™, providing a touching personal insight into the humour of someone who lived nearly 2000 years ago.

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Hey, Discord users!

you may have seen a post going around about how discord is "silently" rolling out a new feature called Clips, which allows you to be "recorded without your consent or knowledge" during discord voice chats. this post is, as most posts about websites having new scary features are on this website, inflammatory and entirely misleading as to what the feature really does and is.

from what i understand, based on my own experience: discord's new Clips feature is being rolled out incrementally to Nitro users, who get (very not-silently) notified of the feature's existence when they join a voice channel. this feature, which is only in effect while someone is screen sharing, allows the person who is screen sharing to take a clip of their own stream, including their own voice and the voices of others who are also there, which may last up to two minutes.

in short, it is entirely at the discretion of the person who is screen sharing to tell you whether or not they are going to clip something.

do not take this post as me telling you that you're wrong to be uncomfortable with your voice being recorded or whatever, because i get that (i was like that for years!) but please don't spread misinformation about discord "silently recording you without your consent", because it's just not true.

i voice chat often with folks that have access to the feature and i figured id share that it pretty consistently notifies you of all this whenever theyre streaming too, not just the streamer. its very much not secret nor is it completely necessary for the person streaming to tell you.

everyone in the voice channel also gets a notification banner for a few seconds stating that the streamer has clips enabled and your voice may be recorded, as well as a persistent clip icon (which looks like a clapboard) on the streamer the entire time theyre screensharing. youd only miss it if you dont hear the screenshare start sound notification from them and arent looking at the discord client.

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icon to look out for btw, itll be next to the streaming user's name i believe

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ok but the thing that drives me up the wall with the megamind fandom is this pervasive idea of "oh he was actually good the whole time, he just needed to be given a chance" because-- NO!!! That Is Not How That Went.

the whole point of megamind isn't that he is some misunderstood hero, it's that he is The Villain!!! he revels in ruining people's day! he wants to be feared! he wants to cause chaos and mayhem and yeah it's all tied up in childhood trauma of his good intentions being continually and willfully misunderstood, yeah he made his choice to be the bad guy thinking there was no other thing he could be, but it was still very much a choice!

megamind still very much made that paint bomb and built that robot suit and kidnapped that reporter. stole that art. stole that money. terrified those people. rejoiced when he thought he'd finally managed to kill his rival. when he's depressed minion suggests a kidnapping to cheer him up and for a few seconds it works. the slave army segment on tv. like yeah it's all played in a very humorous way but megamind is not a good person, and that's the point.

it all comes down to that conversation with roxanne in the rain. because he's been lying to her. he's been lying to her for months and was fully prepared to keep on lying to her as long as he could get away with it, and she calls him out on it. it doesn't matter if he's nice, it doesn't matter if he makes her laugh, what matters is that he tricked her and lied to her and would have continued to do so. what matters is that he killed a man and terrorized a city. what matters is his actions.

when he apologizes to minion, he says, "please don't make this city pay for my wrongdoings." megamind has finally come to terms with the fact that he did some fucked up shit, and he is ready to take responsibility. for his whole life this prison has been home, but it's also still very much a prison. he is locked up to keep people safe. he is locked up as a punishment for his behavior. and when he is finally ready to put aside his villainy and become the hero the city needs, he leaves the prison for the last time.

no matter why he made the decisions he made, he still made them. he still hurt people. he has to make the choice to stop hurting people and start helping them. he has to make the choice to stop being the villain and start being the hero. it's isn't about the audience's perception of him shifting it's about megamind realizing he's gone too far and now he has to become a hero to save his city from the consequences of his own villainy.

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xemylixa

YES YOU GET IT

It's not a redemption story when there's nothing to redeem!

He wasn't all bad. The seeds were there. BUT HE WAS ALSO A DICK LOL

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