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Poorly drawn Pidgey Line

pet the kitty!!!!

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I call this one the boys, izutsumi, and girl moment

maybe whistleblowers just happen to come forward around the time they're about to die. no one ever considers that

it's an instinctual behaviour, like how pack animals will trek off on their own when about to die.

girls will have fleas and wonder whats the big deal

you should run

My new game called "Jamiroquai's Trap"

hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?

i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her

thank you, everyone

oh jeepers, if i'd known she'd be travelling around this much, i'd've given her her leash

make sure to hold on tight to her, okay?

A collection, for a well loved garf

Getting a massage

English added by me :)

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

You used to be able to finger a criminal. NOT ANY MORE

That's quite the sentence

It sure is Tumblr user witch pussy four-twenty sixty-nine

Not to sound like a fuckin hippie but please for the love of god start noticing and appreciating the natural world around you. You don’t have to go hike the entire Appalachian trail or anything and I get that not everyone has access to the outdoors for various reasons, but just fucking … look around you when you’re outside. Notice the sky and the sun and the birds and creatures. Start caring about them. I’m begging you.

imagine spending 700$ on ticketmaster meanwhile his concerts are literally free