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Yo. I'm Raven. I'm old and like cartoons. Eh. Heads Up: This Tumblr is SPOILER FRIENDLY. My Voltron Crap: Dorktron.tumblr.com
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i-envu-i

How Adrien and Marinette figured out each other’s identities.

God help me on anatomy, I’m too stressed.  cREDS TO TUMBLR FOR THE DIALOGUE. I DON’T KNOW WHERE ITS AT THO BUT I GIVE CREDS. 

I accept requests!!

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allawander

Stuff Keith Would Know From Living In The Desert For A Year

-How to run and maintain a generator. Because that shack is definitely off the grid. No company’s gonna run power lines out to the middle of nowhere for one little cabin. If this were set in the present, I’d say it’s probably a gas generator, but this is the future so who knows? Still, given the lack of solar panels on the roof, gas is my first guess.

-How not to get heat stroke. Because that place doesn’t look like it has central air. I’m betting there’s at least a window A/C unit somewhere. The Garrison and its surroundings seem to be somewhere in the American Southwest, and those red deserts easily get over 100F in the summer. If Keith was living in a cave or a Pueblo-style adobe house, he might be able to cope without A/C, but not in some barely-insulated wooden shack.

ALSO, those clothes canNOT be what Keith was running around in full-time while exploring caves and shit, especially during the height of summer. Get this boy a hat, a loose white t-shirt, and some shorts. Also a fuckton of sunscreen, if he wants to maintain that complexion.

-How to ID and avoid venomous animals. Because there are plenty of them in the desert, and you’re gonna have problems if you don’t know what they look like and where they live. Rattlesnakes, copperheads, coral snakes, black widows, hobo spiders, various species of scorpions… Honestly, I bet the real reason Keith wears his shoes to bed in that one scene is because he’s used to the idea that if he just leaves them on the floor, something might crawl into them overnight.

(Ain’t no space scorpions getting into those boots!)

-Orienteering. The caves that Keith was exploring following that “weird energy” didn’t seem to have a lot of roads or trails leading up to them. To me, this suggests Keith spent a lot of time in trackless desert. The wide horizons and dramatic rock formations would have provided landmarks to travel by, but he still would have had to establish and memorize safe routes for getting around his little patch of desert without running afoul of cliffs, canyons, etc. That far out from civilization, with his only supplies being what he could carry on his back, getting lost on his way back to his shack could turn deadly in a matter of days.

-Supply Management. How many folks living in modern, first-world cities with easy access to grocery stores could walk into their local Costco, fill up a cart, and know for certain they had everything they could possibly need for the next month (without waste)? That shack seems pretty far out from civilization, so I doubt Keith was making midnight runs to the nearest gas station for duct tape and cookies. He had to know how much of any given consumable good that he’d use over a given time period and how much he could store without it going bad.

-The importance of hydration. In a hot, dry climate, the air practically sucks the moisture out of you. A lot of the time, you won’t even realize you’re sweating, because the sweat evaporates as soon as it forms. Your skin can be perfectly dry, but if you lick your arm and it tastes like the bottom of a bag of fries, you know you’re sweating and losing water. The most unrealistic thing about that scene where they all go looking for the Blue Lion is that nobody brought a water bottle.

(You’re welcome, kids.)

-Tracking. Now, this isn’t something he’d necessarily have to learn, and I’m not saying he could look at a broken twig and tell you a deer passed by the day before yesterday. But the thing is, when you spend a lot of time out in nature without outside distractions, you start to notice things. Things like the S-shaped tracks snakes leave in the dust and the way rabbit paw-prints spread out when they’re running. So, Keith could probably tell a lizard trail from a mouse trail at a glance and whether a patch of rabbit blood was left behind by a coyote or a bobcat. Simple stuff like that.

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upstartgeek

Ok real talk WHO is going to shell out 200+ dollars for this almost life size horse skeleton

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kaijutegu

me, actually

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wintercoffin

can you fucking sit on it tho

wouldn’t that be really uncomfortable?

is it here, @kaijutegu?

I can’t sit on it but a skeleton can!

THAT SKELETON LOOKS SO EXCITED FOR THIS 

“LOOK MOM I FINALLY GOT THAT PONY YOU PROMISED ME BACK WHEN I WAS 6! BET YOU THOUGHT I DIDN’T REMEMBER!”

This is my aesthetic

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I decided to draw this thing based off of a bigger idea I had when the PPG reboot started using memes (so like… right from the beginning). Kids HATE memes/fads when adults or corporations who have no clue what they’re doing or why it was supposed to be cool or funny in the first place use them. ‘Cause then they just suck out your life essence and make you wanna die. So… clearly they should be used as a tool of evil! To destroy children! And what better lame-o to use a tool like that than THIS chimpy lame-o!

Anyway… enjoy/be terrified!

Honestly I think this is a good example of how a meme could be incorperated into a cartoon correctly

a sort of self-aware second-hand embaressment as opposed to ‘desperately trying to be hip’

this single post is better than the entirety of the ppg reboot

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
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jamesbleach

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

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usedtobehmc

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

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strampunch

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

LOL

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

nukewolf

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

Never not reblog

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ryrobsessed

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

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cate-geo

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

Friggin, yis

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wildishmazz

Always reblog.

IT HAS EVOLVED

The legend marches on…

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

JDNXHSBSBF

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

Should…… should I…….

DO IT!

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

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chimerri

NieR print for upcoming cons! It’s such a good series and I encourage anyone to give it a try aaaa

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just-themys
“He woke to a lone figure standing before the bars of the cell, a boy who had come here by himself and now stood searching Jord’s face, as Jord pushed himself up, awkwardly. ‘Did you draw first ?’ ‘No,’ said Jord. ‘Then I’ll take care of it.’ Jord stared at him. At fifteen, the Prince was still only three-quarters grown, with no hint of a beard coming. His words were serious.”

A scene I loved. I was a bit happy with the result but of course the picture don’t do it justice…

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tfw I want to redesign my OC 

My oc Indiana "Dia" Torres has been with me since I was a bitty artist and has been redesigned a countless number of times to fit into whatever fucking trash I'm into at the time. I think her first appearance was Young Justice (original comic, not show, so like '98), and now she's Voltron trash. xD

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