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@wafflelovingbatgirl / wafflelovingbatgirl.tumblr.com

Bisexual & agender
Archaeologist specializing in animal bone. Rocky road ice cream fan, bad movie watcher, cat lover, cryptid enthusiast.
The blog is a disorganized & mostly untagged mess of my interests.
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waterloggedsoliloquy

i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

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waterloggedsoliloquy

this painting is what ultrakill speedrunners see when they close their eyes. if you showed this to the romans who flogged jesus theyd think this painting is excessive. this painting is the blood cavern from space funeral. it's the color out of space.

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bunjywunjy

jegus tapdancing christ it is actually that bad

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wafflelovingbatgirl

Fox News is finally right about something. It does look like he’s in hell

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The scene in I Saw the TV Glow in 2010, where Owen is lying on the couch, and he rewatches an episode of The Pink Opaque and discovers…

It’s cheesy. And poorly written & acted. And it’s not as a good or as scary as he remembers. Or as he wanted (wants?) so badly for it to be. He’s been remembering the secret good version that lives in his head.

Yeah

#i saw the tv glow#jane schoenbrun#the pink opaque#justice smith
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vasquez-rocks

i know most ppl haven’t seen it yet but wanted to write something abt how annoyed some of the critical discourse abt I Saw the TV Glow is making me. MAJOR SPOILERS below the break, be warned!!

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thoodleoo
arbuthnotblob asked:

I... have you seen the news about Francis Ford Coppola's new film Megalopolis, or rather more specifically, EXACTLY what it's based on?!? I'm singularly going insane over here, please go read the summary/character list on Wikipedia for a good laugh/absolute blindside.

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thoodleoo answered:

cato the younger hooting and hollering like a chimpanzee that just did a line of coke at the thought of somebody named "caesar catiline"

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lifeisyetfair

And Giancarlo Esposito as "corrupt Mayor Franklyn Cicero." Sadly no Cato the Younger equivalent I can find, but look at these character names:

Aubrey Plaza as Wow Platinum Shia LaBeouf as Clodio Pulcher Jon Voight as Hamilton Crassus III

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