Unioned We Stand

Still can't get over how Steph said "who's the victim when you shoot me looks" to Pete. That's like two inches away from calling him a vixen. A temptress. A scandalous little minx who seduces all the proper gentlewomen with his beautiful thick-lashed babyboy eyes. Girl get ahold of yourself

I keep thinking about how CCRP probably chose to clone Paul because he seems like just this average guy who’s non-aggressive and good at doing what he’s told even if it produces no joy or meaning for him. A very safe choice when you want a free compliant work force you can exploit however you want right?

But they underestimated Paul, not seeing that he’s actually someone who can show extraordinary courage when the moment calls for it to do what’s right, not seeing that there’s a limit to how much bullshit he will put up with. The revolt Paul 23 organized probably REALLY took them by surprise and it probably gave the Pauls a huge advantage despite most other factors working against them.

wiggly <333333333333

so real of you jon

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you:

Looks like could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll:

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll:

Looks like could kill you and could actually kill you:

Could die from eating too many cinnamon rolls:

no bc paul matthew’s is such an enigma to me. he’s literally just a normal guy. he’s destined to meet the love of his life in every universe. he called her “the latte hottay”. he’s destined to lose her just before they can finally be together. he doesn’t know what he wants. he’s consistently the first to notice or point out the activities of the eldritch beings that toy with his world. he knows it’s inevitable and he’s still trying to tell people. he hates musicals

the only reason emma wasn’t physically twirling her hair around her finger in this scene is because her hair was up. girl was down bad here!

Tumblr circa 2012 would have sexyman babygirl'd this man ON GOD.

Jon Matteson and Joey Richter in Nerdy Prudes Must Die (2023) / The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals (2018)

it still baffles me that these are all played by the same people

Paul and Emma in Nerdy Prudes Must Die (2023)

okay but starkid really made npmd and put it out there for FREE. jon matteson really sang “i’m not a loser” with his whole chest only to be told that he still lost and created one of the most emotionally devastating moments of cinema and they put it up for FREE

starkid fans when they see Normal Man and his Barista Crush onscreen for 0.5 seconds: