uncledawn reblogged
MORE SWITCH!AU IMAGINES:
(From fekbenn’s role-reversal edits)
Roles reversed: Mike - Jess Matt - Emily Chris - Ashley Sam - Josh Beth - Hannah
- Matt saying “Understand the knuckles of my FIST, ASSHOLE.”
- Emily saving Mike and softens up when she found him bruised and battered and in his underwear, covered in blood.
- Matt and Mike BITCH FIGHT.
- Matt: “Football team captain, bitch.” Matt: “You can’t buy a mouldy loaf of bread with yo fuckboy ass” Mike: “Who needs money when I’ve got all the natural advantages”
- Josh running around in a towel til he’s found by Jess (who then jokes about how she should have REALLY invited him up to the lodge)
- Ashley and Sam = the new climbing class.
- Sam calling everybody pornstars.
- Jess and Ashley knocking Sam out and taking her to the barn.
- Sam: “C-Can we order a tofu burger-” Jess: “You’re the only one who eats tofu oh my god no”
- SATH BECOMES CANON: Sam wants revenge against her friends for killing her girlfriend and best friend.
- Josh: “I thought we had a connection.”
- Sam being haunted by manifestations of her girlfriend in the cave scene.
- Matt: “You have the brains to like me, now lets see that brawn”
- Emily: “there’s a lot more to this gal than a mean, lean, lifting machine”
- Josh taking a 3 hour long bath.
- Sam offering to take help Josh with bath.
- Sam: “I’m just Sammin’ ya.”
- Matt: “This better be worth it, my favourite football jersey.”
- Ashley has found her true calling in a nun costume.
- Ashley WITH A SHOTGUN.
- Chris kissing Ashley good luck as she walks out the lodge to kick some WENDIGO ASS WITH HER MOTHERFUCKING SHOTGUN.
- Matt shows off his mad football skills in chase scenes.
- Ashley: “I’m a bad, I’m a badass” @ Josh.
- Chris @ Ash: “YOU WERE LOOKING AT TUMBLR!! WHAT WERE YOU POSTING?! MUCH RUN. SUCH SCARE. WOW????“
- Jess: “Jesus hot sauce christmas cake”
- Josh and Jess finds Sam underground and saves her.
- Wendigo!Beth.
- Sam punches Chris in the eye.
- Jess chasing after Mike, aceing the QTEs with her cheerleader skills.
- Ashley in Chris’ glasses.
- Jess: “You open the door, I’ll shoot.” *loads shotgun* Ashley: “Ok-” *does nothing* Jess: “ASHLEY WHOEVER’S OUT THERE’D BE GONE NOW-”
- Mike: “She came for me. She did.”
