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Broadway Trash and Make Up Addict

@angelicomma / angelicomma.tumblr.com

Kate // She /Her //So many fandoms so plz get ready to suffer// Might be some writing but it will probably be eh
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the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?
human: GO FAST
the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.
human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST
the universe: wait what
human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER
the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP
human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

human: 

THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST

the universe:

How will the people in the ship not get gibbed?

Because the warp drive doesn’t actually accelerate the ship, it just makes the space in front of it smaller and the space behind it larger. Or something.

it works like this

Objects cannot accelerate to the speed of light within normal spacetime; instead, the Alcubierre drive shifts space around an object so that the object would arrive at its destination faster than light would in normal space without breaking any physical laws.
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triss19

A WRINKLE IN TIME IS COMING TRUE 

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fedkaczynski

We gonna be surfing gravity waves!!

COWABUNGA SPACE DUDES!

I love how mankind’s solution to ftl is just to bend to rules of reality a little.

Universe: ok human, with the physical laws as they are you can’t go faster than the speed of light.

Humanity: ok, let me just figure out how to manipulate space time so I can go FASTER!

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ciswhitethin

That’s literally how the ship in Futurama works lol the professor says the ship doesn’t move at all, it moves all of space around it. Can’t believe Futurama was right

fun fact: there’s a real life math theorem (futurama theorem) created by one of the writers for the sole purpose of solving a plot in an episode

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poetlcs

favourite characters (1/?)          wylan van eck, six of crows

“stop being dense. you’re cuter when you’re smart.” wylan’s cheeks went pink. he scowled and pulled his collar up.

this… legit feels like it came from an SoC tv series

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lesbiansism

does it ever hit u that piper and rachel are literally… so rich like woah rachel lives in a giant penthouse and pipers dad is a world famous hollywood actor?? also it’s so funny everyone in the series just acts like it’s normal that two of their friends extremely ridiculously rich (and probably famous in pipers case?)

I have this headcanon that Piper is like, the Jaden Smith of the PJO universe, the paps definitely know who she is.

In the same way that Jaden Smith us joked to be some kind of extra dimensional being, Piper is joked to be some kind of magical being that is not beholden to the same rules of reality as everyone else

“One time Piper McClean cleared a meter wide path through paparazzi for her dad just by asking nicely.”

“I heard that she can unlock doors by smiling at them.”

“I’m pretty sure Piper McClean carries a knife with her at like??? All times??????? [link to a long post describing her dagger going everywhere with her because again, some mortals see through the mist]

“Piper McClean turned down a role in her dad’s new movie because she said, and I quote, ‘That’s not how you disarm a person with a larger weapon than you, dad. This choreography is so fake.’ ”

[a reply to the last post]“And when the expert they hired got offended she pulled out her knife and showed her exactly where he went wrong.” [link to a video of Piper disarming a condescending fight choreographer ten times her size]

“Hey uh here’s a link to Piper’s dad saying his daughter is more competent at fighting than every one of his bodyguards.”

“HERE’S A LINK TO PIPER’S DAD REMEMBERING THE TIME SHE BEAT ALL IF THEM UP AT ONCE TO PROVE IT!!!”

“Piper McClean’s dad is only ever going to trust his daughter to a) guard his body and b) choreograph his fight scenes, and I think n that’s beautiful.”

“I like how we’re all referring to this famous movie star as ‘Piper McLean’s dad’.”

Basically, everybody knows she’s a demigod but they don’t know that a demigod is what she us. They just think she’s literal magic and badassery, which.

Accurate.

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Women and girls protesting around the world  | Louisiana 2016 | England 2017 | Czech Republic 2017 | Chile 2016 |
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Why seriously tell people to kill themselves when ‘deactivate your account’ is 1000x funnier and 1000x less shitty?

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kissonwakeup

unplug your controller dawg

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unicornfan

forfeit my buddy

concede dude

Call your ISP and tell them you’ve had enough.

Now that we have these fantastic alternatives I don’t wanna see anyone telling people to kill themselves anymore.

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fierrochase

my favorite moments from the lightning thief musical: a shorter list

went on a rant of truly horrifying length here, but here’s a more condensed version

  • percy and sally ate blue marshmallows together and she sang a lovely song about how blue food isn’t normal just like percy isn’t normal, and that’s a good thing
  • when percy woke up after his minotaur fight, annabeth’s first words to him were “you drool when you sleep”
  • when percy saw annabeth for the first real/non-dazed time, he shouted “YOU’RE MY DREAM GIRL! no no I mean the girl from my dream!” 
  • when percy got his sword for capture the flag he went “COOOOL” and started waving it around making lightsaber noises
  • mr. d had a metal chair at his table full of paperwork that he kicked over like 5 times in one song while a terrified demigod repeatedly put it back in place for him
  • also he called percy “peter johnson” and talked about wanting to turn him into a dolphin
  • BIANCA WAS THERE. implied, at least! when they got to the lotus hotel percy asked a girl with dark braids and a little hat how long ago she got there and she went “my brother and i have been here since thursday… in 1939!” i was like “WAS THAT BIANCA??” i think it was!
  • when they almost got dragged into the pit annabeth went “i think that’s tartarus!” and percy went “THE FISH SAUCE??” 

there were so many more moments, but these really encapsulate just how much the musical captured the characters and the spirit of the book. i loved every second of it! if you can go see it, DO IT!!

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getrektrilow

I can’t help myself I have to add a few things!

• Percy’s laugh when he addressed the box to Mt. Olympus

• The bit with the squirrel. Just. Every reference to the squirrel.

• “I love girls.”

• Clarissa’s battle cry

• the campfire song about how all the kids have parent issues like the bit about Aphrodite killed me

• the reference to Charlie Beckendorf when Selena first appeared!! That had me dying I was so excited

• the reference to the stables from the second book

• THE HOOVER DAM JOKE! THEY MADE THE DAM JOKE

• “there’s no way in HELL—er, sorry” in the Underworld scene

There were more but I can’t remember and I agree with op, if you can see it, you totally should!

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angelicomma

Let’s not forget all the goddam horse puns from Chiron and the “SICK ASS RIFF” when they were descending into the underworld.... and just everything that the show got right which was amazing

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buttalecki

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

I do not have the power within me to not reblog this. 

Christ almighty

@pixlpit FUCKING LOOK AT THIS! IM DEAD!

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angelicomma

I would probably go up to him numerous times a month for the sake of seeing this. Also, imagine your mom realizing this and sending you an owl with tampons and pads and you open it at breakfast and all the guys get really uncomfortable

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Are we?

This is like the first thing I am actually posting of my writing and I did this at 12 am so please excuse any stupid stuff. But hope you like it!

I know people speak of times they held hands with their s.o. and sparks flew and they knew they were soulmates. Okay, well, I read that in a book. In fanfiction, I read of worlds that have no color until you look into the eyes of your soulmate. My mom told me I would just know when the right person was with me. My grandma said if you get drunk enough, your soulmate is the next bottle of beer and maybe some sunflower seeds. But let me tell you a secret, finding your soulmate is nothing out of the ordinary. 

It’s a rainy day, clouds rolling in and I was carrying a box full of weird sentimental crap I kept from my home the place I lived my first 17 years. And now, we left it behind and I was ready to move on from a city full of sexists. I can’t tutor mathematics because I am a girl, pshh. Shut the fuck up and eat my dust. Hopefully, America is different. The box was heavy but nothing I couldn't handle if not for the idiot who wasn't keeping his eyes on the road. Bleached hair, beanie, vans, a hoodie and skinny jeans.... another one. All my things fell and he tries to help but I seriously don't feel like socializing so I tell him I got it, throw everything in and go inside. I don't walk out until he is gone and when I see him at school, he does not approach me. Better that way. 

It's an okay day, windy but warm, I am moving into college. More boxes, more unpacking. I assemble my room, lamps above the windows and above my bed, some Christmas tree lights around the fridge (because how am I supposed to find it at 4 am??) Good enough for now, time to get groceries. I run out and collide with a wall. Sorry, a man...a teen? Bleached tips, a band shirt and the same hoodie around his waist. I guess I was the one not watching ahead. He just smiles, nods,, and lets me forward. I get out of sight as fast as possible but we are neighbors now.

College is over, and we are moving into an apartment. This time I am not the only one carrying boxes and outlining the fridge. He is there with me. We crash on the couch and watch Pride and Prejudice. 2005 wins like I knew it would. He says I love you but what do I reply. 

We are buying a house, our wedding bands glisten in the sun and I tell him I love you until he falls asleep. Could I have a better life with someone else? Is he my soulmate? I don't know

Dog. Car. Vacation. Kid. Another dog. New house. New city. Different job. One more baby. 

Sickness. Hospital. More Hospitals. An IV in my wrist with morphine because nothing can be done. 

He is over me and I swear he is an angel. But are we soulmates? After over 40 years I still did not know. And as I blinked one last time, I saw how happy I wanted him to be when I am gone and how my life might have been better with someone else but there is no one I loved more, all I could say with my last breath was “We are”.

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In the Spirit of Easter which is almost over but Happy Easter for anyone who celebrates. And Happy Passover to anyone who celebrates as well. But the topic is: egg tapping at easter.  My boyfriend and I had an argument about what makes the eggs break and how we can optimize. I said force, he said impulse, so we emailed our physics teacher and he had the best response ever HE EVEN CITED SOURCES. I am cutting out the beginning because he just roasted my grammar and called us awesome nerds but here is explanation for anyone who wondered, probably none but hey 

“The simplified rule of thumb is that it is force, not impulse, that causes things to break (simple experiment: you can easily break an egg by holding it with two fingers and squeezing, which imparts zero impulse), but the details of how things break is actually really complex! Forces applied to an object or material tend to cause it to flex or deform. In this context, the distribution of forces is called stress and the deformation is called strain. Ignoring fatigue, which causes materials to weaken under repeated or prolonged strain, an object will break once it has deformed past a certain point. Some objects are brittle, which means they can't withstand much deformation, while others can deform a lot before breaking. But a brittle material can still be hard to break - brittle means that it will break before it deforms substantially, but it might take a great deal of stress to cause it to deform much in the first place. For example, cast iron is very brittle, but can you imagine tearing or snapping a cast-iron pan in half with your bare hands? Conversely, consider the plastic that disposable water bottles are made out of: very little stress will cause a substantial strain, so even though this plastic can deform more before it breaks, it's probably much easier to break than cast-iron (in certain circumstances).

Anyways, back to egg fights. Egg shells are both brittle AND weak. Even a relatively small force will cause an egg shell to deform, but because they're so brittle, they'll break first. This image from the wiki page on stress shows the many different kinds of stresses. Surprisingly, two of them are relevant to the case of colliding eggs. The obvious one is bending: when two eggs collide, they will push into each other, causing the shells to flex inwards and bend until they break, or the resulting elastic force causes them to rebound (unlikely, in this case). But as Kate mentioned, the angle of the eggs does matter. Imagine the two big eggs in this image collide in the orientations shown. The black one is less likely to break than the white one, and we can see why with a little thought experiment.

Consider a thin, flat sheet of eggshell (maybe it was laid by a 2D chicken). Secondly, consider a spherical, hollow eggshell (laid by a chicken so traumatized that it's empty inside, perhaps). If you were to poke each of these things, you can probably imagine that the sheet would be more likely to break. Poking the sheet will cause it to bend (refer back to the chart of different kinds of stresses). Egg shells are particularly weak to bending, and so it will break easily. On the other hand, when you poke the spherical shell, you'll cause some bending, sure, but also compression! Assuming you poke with the same force, that means some of that force causes compression, and so only a part of the total force is available to bend the shell. On top of that, it takes much more force to compress egg shell material than it takes to bend it (it's important to understand that compression, in this case, means, for example, taking a square sheet of shell and trying to squeeze it into a rectangular shape; it might be hard to visualize how this works for a 3D shape like an eggshell, but try!). This is why it's easier to break an egg by squeezing it around its middle, vs. squeezing across the poles. The part of an eggshell around its middle is pretty flat, so when you squeeze it there you're mostly just bending it. On the other hand, the part of the shell at the ends is much more curved, and so your force is causing both bending and compression stresses.

To understand better why it can't really depend on impulse, imagine carrying an egg onto an airplane. The average cruise speed of an airplane is about 250 m/s. As long as you're careful, there's no reason why the egg shouldn't survive. Now imagine throwing an egg into a wall at 250 m/s. It will definitely break, even though the impulse is the same. And that's because the forces accelerating the egg on the airplane are small, and so the stress on the egg at any point is small. But when the egg hits the wall at full speed, it experiences a huge stress over a very small period of time, and it breaks.

TL;DR for the most part, it is the stress (forces) on an object that cause it to break. For the most part. How long an object is under stress does actually matter, too, but that's much more complicated and not really needed to resolve this particular debate!

Also, there are a surprising number of published papers published about this sort of thing. This paper from the journal of British Poultry Science (who'd've thunk that would be a thing?) appears to indicate that the weakness of eggshells to tension is a major factor in their breakage, but unfortunately, I can't access the whole paper. Kind of makes sense, though: as the shell bends inwards, the shell stretches.”

And the award for best AP Physics teacher goess tooo....

P.S. He is actualy rad af and he loves elephants so if anyone has any elephant gifs plz send me them

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THE PJO MUSICAL !!

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i know u guys don’t know any of the songs so i’ll explain everything i mention under the cut!!!

Song I wish was longer: Luke’s Good Kid Reprise (listen i know it’s part of The Last Day of Summer but like. It should get to exist in its own right). but if we’re talking full songs, probably Strong. Song I wish was shorter: The Last Day of Summer (except Luke’s part)The one song I always skip: um there’s no soundtrack yet but i could probably go without Drive. or The Oracle. Song I sing the best: Good Kid is the only one I’ve tried but i sound p good i guess. I’ve also sung the only 3 words of Son of Poseidon that i know and they are right in my range god blessSong I still don’t know all the words to: fucking….all of them. i want to know the words to my grand plan thoSong that honestly deserves an award or five: my grand planSong that’s terrible but I still love: Lost! (it’s not bad at all it’s just a little cheesy haha. honestly one of my favorite songs) Song that’s really good but I hate: i loved them all! Song I think could change the world: good kidSong I wish I’d written: the tree on the hill 
Also shoutout to other songs that were great but i didn’t mention: DOA, The Campfire Song, and Another Terrible Day! 
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angelicomma

The song where they roast New Jersey is my life’s soundtrack. “we are stuck in a forest in the middle of New Jersey and we are never gonna make it to LA” continued with burning the Garden State. Just NYC things, when Annabeth is not even really from NYC but it’s her home so fuck Virginia she is a New Yorker

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pjo musical: the rundown

so i went to see the lightning thief with @angelicomma yesterday and um. oKAY GUYS GALS AND NONBINARY PALS LEMME TELL U ABOUT THIS MOTHER!FUCKIN! SHOW!!!! because it was SO GOOD this is just like. the short list of what i loved about it because oh my god 

prepare for the longest post ever 

  • the set was such an aesthetic? it was all very metallic like there was scaffolding and greek columns with graffiti on them? it was very chb and very nyc and overall a Blessing 
  • every time they needed to show a different location they’d do it with the lights so like there were these lights lining the scaffolding that would change color ?? in the underworld they’d flash red, yellow and orange and were made to look like fire and near the ocean theyd be blue and if they were talking about trees itd be green and! if they wanted u to focus on a certain part of the scaffolding it’d be a different light color than any of the other parts which was rad af
  • the overhead lights were used really well too like when percy was singing about being the son of poseidon or when there was water the lights would be blue and when they were in the forest theyd be green
  • there is an entire song about how they hate new jersey and how they refuse to die in the garden state. know this
  • the show was very low budget like oh my god it was great
  • they didnt make some of their own props so sally walked in once with a trader joe’s bag and also the most important bag in the world (containing the master bolt) was a fucking jansport 
  • their representation of water was just to attach toilet paper rolls to leaf blowers and turn the overhead lights blue like what even
  • they covered the first 4 rows in toilet paper at one point 
  • also they fuckin deca-casted everyone except for percy (chris mccarrell, the light of my life actually he was so good) 
  • jonathan raviv played chiron, auntie em, random chb girl in a bike helmet and braids (?), random tractor guy (?), a bus driver, a train conductor, hades, and poseidon and im probably missing someone. he had very distinctive characters for all of them not to mention horse puns 
  • “the gods are kind of dicks”
  • medusa’s eyes were just light up swim goggles
  • sarah beth pfeifer, who probably has the best comic timing ive seen ever, played clarisse, katie gardner, a fucking squirrel?, mrs. dodds, lotus casino girl, random camper assistant to mr. d, and thalia 
  • *chases annabeth down a flight of stairs with a sword while screaming* 
  • “for their sixteenth birthdays my friends all got cars. I got a fern and a mason jar!” 
  • “ARROWS ARE MADE WITH WOOD. I REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN AN ACTIVITY THAT CONDONES VIOLENCE AGAINST OUR ARBOR BRETHREN!”
  • they had the most roles and they were GREAT 
  • george salazar was such a wonderful grover and mr d oh man 
  • mr d’s whole gag was he’d kick a chair when he got pissed which was hysterical bc the camper assistant would start pouting every time and he also wanted to turn percy into a dolphin 
  • “grover, are you ever going to wear pants again?” “NOPE!” 
  • his solo song was about thalia and how he couldnt save her talk about EMOTIONAL he cried
  • dam jokes
  • we might have more drachmas if you didnt spend them on those DAM SNACKS” “HEY! IT WAS THE HOOVER DAM” 
  • let me talk about. carrie compere for like multiple hot seconds bc GODDAMN GIRL CAN SANG 
  • she was such a good sally. can she be my mom. she sang a song abt percy being special and wonderful and i got a lil teary 
  • “you saved my life, percy. It’s time i learned how to live it.” cryin g 
  • her silena was really funny? like very whiny but very funny.
  •  “every time i bring a boy home, my mom’s there in her nightie […] she steals my mascara and all my dates!” 
  • she also played sort of charon? underworld guide in this awesome gold dress (she looked SO GOOD) who smacked grover’s goat ass (?????) 
  • “you know, bringing people to the underworld isn’t my only job. I also have a band. wanna hear a demo?” “not really?” “sorry, i can’t hear you over this SWEET ASS RIFF” 
  • We got everyone! we got kurt kobain, we got beethoven. any requests?” “um, do you have josh groban?” “we will.” 
  • JAMES! HAYDEN ! RODRIGUEZ! was sO GOOD AS LUKE
  • THERE WAS A GOOD KID REPRISE AND I WAS SHOOKEN 
  • “being a good kid gets you nowhere at all” bruh 
  • they couldn’t have a scorpion onstage so luke just. fucking stabs percy in the back??? 
  • He was also a really funny ares and gabe!! 
  • ok and my gal KRISTIN STOKES 
  • fun fact abt me and kristin stokes ….. so we were walking in the same direction after stage door and so me and @angelicomma just walked with her….to the train…. she gave us dessert recs…… and talked about the show (she’s so salty about how rangey her big solo is but trust me she was so good on that song) and also waitress with us…. it was the best experience of all time she is so nice and cool and was wearing jurassic park leggings how rad is she oh my god
  • her annabeth? was awesome? she was witty and tough and aggressive and i was ABOUT IT 
  • she called out sexism all the damn time 
  • “annabeth, i get it. do you know how many schools i’ve been kicked out of?” “yeah, percy, but when boys mess up they get a second chance.” 
  • “hey, annabeth, who’s your dad?” “he’s a history professor.” “i thought everyone’s dad was-” “a god? that’s my mom. sexist.” 
  • longest yeah boi ever 
  • the moment where she betrayed luke at the end??? YES GIRL
  • chris mccarrell was such a perfect percy i am elated 
  • “Tartarus? LIKE THE FISH SAUCE???!!!?!?!” 
  • *swings riptide like a lightsaber while making lightsaber noises* 
  • *packages medusa’s head* “To Mount Olympus. Signed, Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase.” “the gods will think we’re impertinent!” “*winning smile* we are impertinent.” 
  • *pouts* “i know how to hold a sword! like this!” annabeth corrects him and he swings it “oh wow actually that’s a lot easier” 
  • in good kid he was like? running around the stage and climbing the scaffolding and shit? and i cried??? the no mom line was the WORST i wanted to actually scream and his voice is so pretty 
  • and he was so shook by his own powers oh man 
  • he was just. so good at the twelve year old thing it was fantastic he was all fidgety and Dramatic ™ god bless
  • he loves sally so much!!! all the demigods were salty af abt their parents and he was just quietly singing like “my mom loves hugs and scary movies” and i just. screamed quietly
  • there were rlly cute percabeth moments too. 
  •  percy’s knocked tf out the first time annabeth meets him (she infiltrates his dream a lil) and he sings a lil song abt how she’s beautiful and stuff and he wakes up and she’s all “YOU DROOL IN YOUR SLEEP” shook 
  • she shows up at capture the flag (percy hasnt officially met her yet) and he points at her and was just “gasps YOURE MY DREAM GIRL!” and annabeth side-eyes him hardcore and he goes “UM. THE GIRL. FROM MY DREAM.” 
  • “the god is my mom. sexist.” “NO NO I LOVE GIRLS!” annabeth is shook yet again and percy panics and is like “I MEAN UM THEYRE VERY NICE” 
  • percy gets serious side eye from luke
  • it’s great  
  • when percy gets stabbed they almost kiss and then grover RUNS ONSTAGE “HEY! here’s your ambrosia percy” goddamn it was DRAMATIC
  • im definitely missing shit but oh boy it was so so good
  • i’d kill a man for that soundtrack  
  • if you have the chance (and the money) it’s just. such an Experience and everything i could have ever dreamed of. the cast is great (and theyre all so freakin NICE s/o to kristin especially). 
  • i’d highly recommend it!!! A+ 1000/10
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angelicomma

Not to mention that not only is the show really good, but the cast are such sweethearts. I am really late with this because no time and Maya probably wrote about it in her other post but SOME OF THE CAST MEMBERS WERE LIKE YO YOU NEED A PLACE TO WAIT FOR PARENTS, WE GOTCHU. And Kristin Stokes literally led us to the Milk Bar and talked to us about acting and singing and everything it was great. AND THEY STILL WENT OUT IN THE RAIN TO SIGN OUR STUFF LIKE THEY ARE ALL SO PRECIOUS JONATHAN RAVIV LET A LITTLE GIRL AUTOGRAPH HIS HAND

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I’ve heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan. You stole your father’s armor, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, deceived your commanding officer, dishonored the Chinese Army, destroyed my palace, and… you have saved us all.

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i feel so #blessed to exist on this earth at the same time as auli'i cravalho

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