cold showers (mandalorian x reader)

summary: mando gets sex pollen-ed and you just so happen to be in the way of him and his cold shower. 

warnings: sex pollen! dub-con because of the sex pollen! 

a/n: this was quick and dirty i just needed to get this out there

By your count, it had been roughly forty-eight hours since you last saw the Mandalorian. 

It wasn’t your position to ask, and the hunter rarely told you much anyway. It was always the same commands: Stay here with the child. Don’t let him out of your sight. Keep him out of the cockpit or he’ll have you halfway to Sorgan before you can stop him. 

Your job was to take care of the child. Stay out of the Mandalorian’s business. 

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REBLOGGIN BECAUSE COLD SHOWERS PART II TONIGHT 10:30EST LADDOS!!

~ t h e  m a n d a l o r i a n ~

if Death could be so sweet  ~  he knows a lie when he hears one, but he takes the job, anyway. at the very least she’s interesting, at the very most she’s worth something.

~ n a r c o s ~

the rain knows all our sins ~  they’re less than lovers and more than friends, hiding the truth behind bullets and rain.

for however long the magic lasts ~  it’s like something out of a storybook, two lovers in the night, magic in the air between them.

~ k i n g s m a n ~

the blood in which we’re made ~  he’s not used to being a good person, not anymore, but he can’t seem to help himself around her, and she can’t seem to ask him to stop.

~ t r i p l e  f r o n t i e r ~

~ g a m e  o f  t h r o n e s ~

i’ve updated this to include all requests i wrote!!

Wow look at all this beautiful content I’ll be bingeing tonight 🤩

@rippledragon linked this to me and a good time is being had.

gifted kid burnout things that no one seems to talk about:

ouch, this really fucking hurts

This has happened to me with more than one lover, where she would want to cover up her body or be naked only in the dark. They seemed surprised that I really wanted to see them in their full glory, including a round belly or stretch marks or a flat chest or a C-section scar or whatever.

My honest words in those situations: “I want to see all of you … I want to touch all of you … You look beautiful.”

For me, this seems natural: it’s your lover, and you ought to adore them. But in each of those moments of self-consciousness I learned something, I hope, about the psychological scars we carry from a lifetime of internalizing others’ judgments to the point that we judge ourselves most harshly of all. And women get it the *worst*, especially when it comes to body image, because of deeply fucked-up standards in our society.

Touch your lover. Inhale her. Help her to be more comfortable in her skin. Give her so much adoration that she can’t help but unwind some of the tensions and fears she’s been carrying inside for ages. Whether you’re with her one time or ten thousand, make damn sure that she knows what it is to be worshiped.

Fuck this is beautiful..,

Why can’t you email a picture to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

I AM SO ANGRY

Anger leads to hate

Hate leads to suffering

Let the hate fuel your passion

Through passion you gain strength

The Mandalorian’s Basic Guide to Social Distancing (and good hygiene)