Mentally Deficient (self diagnosed)

we’re a social species. use your goddamn turn signal.

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

Sorry, I can't go to work. I'm overwhelmed with bloodlust.

cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin

who up experiencing divine madness

Not now kitten daddy has to listen to one song on repeat until the mere mention of it makes him sick

clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

she let me hit cause of my sad eyes and soul deep paranoia

two cups water one cup rice

makes a treat that's very nice

rice for me and rice for you

rice to eat with bowl of stew

oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast

they hate penis on this website. they hate when you show a boaner they hate when you show cock. the throbbing scares them

hmm i wonder…

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sorry i can't tonight.. my spring melancholy is developing into hysteria

every time i get really active on dating apps i always come to the same realization which is that i’m looking for a tumblr mutual