🇵🇸 unvoluntary inconscious 🏳️‍⚧️

Also. Treat fat people with respect or die by my blade.

Very important addition.

she said hi sorry do you mind if i give birth in your boat real quick

ALREADY!!!!!

this is what staff has decided is not suitable for all audiences

dreams are insaaaane. every night theres a chance ill experience some sort of delight or horror that has the chance to color the entire next day. and it doesnt even require a monthly subscription

this sims 2 ad has like such deep gay energy to it. Like this feels like queer history to me

obsessed with this crawfish that crawled onto land just to attack a teenager trying to exercise

i'm no snitch

posted this in january and it's april now. he is thriving! and no longer in witness protection

“No man is an island” oh really? Really? What about him?:

and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

op turned off blogs on one of my favorite posts so here it is again

girl who wont shut up about how she "loves a man in uniform" but as she keeps talking it becomes clear she's talking about butches in customer service jobs

and i count my blessings every day

Source smoothdunk on twitter