@egglit-the-determined / egglit-the-determined.tumblr.com
i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
the spice must flow (also garlic)
boys: jacking off
girls: jilling off
non binary : ferching a pail of water
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
are you freaking serious did they actually put steve in minecraft
in my delirious half-awake state i appear to have typed the wrong game
Yeah he's in Minecraft
I’m not exaggerating when I say this post changed my life. Seeing this as a terrified self hating 17 year old was like finding a fresh water lake in the middle of the Sahara.
[image: post by twitter user weedcatholic reading, "if u r transgender u have to live . if u accomplish something else then good . if u accomplish nothing else then good . but u have to live". end alt text]
alright tumblr, here's your homegrown cowgirl C:{
what do you think of her?
If you see someone’s pinned tweet that says “I draw lesbians” and still try to pester them about drawing more men I’m going to hit you with my car.
Also I do draw men. For some reason people keep tuning them out lol.
Seriously, if people keep pestering me about how there’s “not enough men or straight people” I’m going to kill off half my male cast and turn the rest into women.
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REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE
I am not nearly advanced enough to come away from such a maneuver unscathed
A powerful warlock that uses most of his energy to bother one streamer
It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.
I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.
I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.
This post lives in my head. I deeply love “I think it can digging in the ground for tubers”
But I can’t stress enough that echidnas cannot be doing that. They are insectivores. Their mouth is not at all capable of biting a potato.
Well…
Maybe it just keeps them. I don’t know.
when mother finds me in the butler's pantry with a fig biscuit in each hand when i had promised her i wouldn't eat any until after supper
