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it’s giving shy art dealer with a huge crush on his favourite artist
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Anonymous asked:
can’t get over how clingy and ditzy the riddler is with his angel - always hugging and kissing them whenever he can, which is such a contrast to how the rest of gotham sees him <3
Yeah, he’s absolutely head over heels in love, and Edward’s never afraid to show it, especially at home where he can cuddle up to you freely. You’ve got to get used to the snuggles from behind when you’re doing your thing around the apartment, sweet and sometimes somewhat disturbing words mumbled to you when he presses tender kisses to your neck 🥰
No one could guess how absolutely obsessed he is with you as The Riddler, who is a crazy mastermind that’s sent Gotham into a crazed panic, or the invisible man Edward Nashton, who looks nerdy and weak to the blind eye. Some of his most loyal followers know that you’re his muse, his light, his little wonder beyond the camera 💚
Nothing can stop him from showing his love; Edward squeezes your body tightly to his and you squirm in his grip as you feel a thousand kisses being pressed all over your face… I can’t 🥹
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Anonymous asked:
Hiii may I please request riddler/Eddie having a crush and being absolutely obsessed with a reader who also wears glasses, he eventually confesses to them,maybe he kidnaps them even and confesses, u do ur thing besite I just want it to be super fluffy please 🥺🥺🥺
A/N: Okay, so I actually took inspiration from an idea I had about sending Eddie a love letter and his obsessive reaction to it, and morphed it with this request 😂💚 ik it's a bit random, but I love this scenario so much and it's based off this Quotev quiz lmao, thanks to that writer for the inspo!! Enjoy 😁
Pairing: Dano!Riddler x reader (The Batman 2022)
Warnings: Obsessive love and stalking behaviour 😍 PART UNO
Words: 981
It was so sickening, so putrid to Edward Nashton, having to keep the tiresome facade of being an ordinary, everyday, scummy citizen of Gotham City. Went to work every few weekdays, scribbling down and filing numbers, while taking pictures of things that didn't quite add up. Taking little, vital pieces of information on the elite, the so-called city leaders; corrupt, all of them. He was sure that every single one of Gotham's minions was just the same.
Until he caught sight of the envelope.
Trudging back to his small suite in the run-down hotel block, Edward's eyes are downcast, codes and unsolvable puzzles whirring in his head as he absentmindedly goes up the flights of stairs that lead to his floor. The silver ring hooked in the centre of his key is around his finger, and he pulls it up to open the door a few steps before he gets to it, looking up tiredly...
His brows furrow. Green eyes widen.
It's like getting a taste of his own medicine; an anonymous letter, a bright envelope resting neatly against the hard, cool door to his rooms. There's no address written on the deep green paper, no writing at all, just the sealed, thin envelope.
Is this a cruel trick? Was he so careless to let someone follow him here? No, no, not yet- they can't know where he's living, it'll spoil the puzzle!
Edward snatched up the envelope, shoving the key through the hole and twisting it, a soft click sounding as he pushes in the door and closes it behind him with an impatient wave of his hand. With the other, he pulls off the seal from the envelope's front, and tugs out a letter written on pristine white paper. It's folded carefully in half, and he can see the faint black swirls of inky words from the closed side. Edward takes a long breath in through his nose, immediately apprehensive, ready to kick off at the moment he finds out that this little game will come to an end a lot sooner than he wants.
But that moment never comes.
To The Riddler,
Please don't panic or anything about how I got this letter to you! It took me ages to get the right clues and information from people lurking around the place to find you, but I'm glad I did. I'm glad, because I won't be invisible to you! You could never be invisible to me.
I love what you're doing for Gotham. Things have to change, and you're doing amazingly. I watch your streams every night - one of the only sources of hope I get each day. It's all because of you. I get a bit too shy to type in the comments, but after all this effort to get this to you, you should know. You deserve to know that you could never be invisible to me, because you're practically everything to me now. I could love you, even!! I think I already do...
Sorry if this seems a bit weird. I feel like you're used to getting crazed fangirls who watch your streams say similar things, but this isn't a faze or anything shallow like that. I want to help you however I can -be with you, if you'll let me. If you do, you'll do what you'll do best. You'll go through cameras on the building's CCTV and track me down after a little while (quicker than I did haha) and do whatever you want with me. I know you can. I wouldn't want it to be anyone else.
I love you! No lies!
-Your secret admirer ♡
Edward's breaths are shaky now, forced, whimpers escaping his throat as his lips press tightly together, green eyes widening behind his glasses as he reads over and over your letter. It's... it's not a cruel trick, is it? He's not truly invisible anymore. He has you, whoever you are - and he'll find you.
Giggles make their way out of his throat, a large, dopey grin on his face like a lovestruck schoolgirl. He staggers to his bedroom, sitting haphazardly on his bed before collapsing into a curled-up pile on top of the sheets. The letter is clutched to his chest now, cradled in his hands as he repeats the sweet words in his head, trying to imagine your voice.
But why imagine it when he can find out for real? That's what you want, isn't it? You know he can do it. God, you're so clever, so patient, going through all that trouble just to send him a letter he could throw away in some delusional, ridiculous idea of The Riddler.
But that idea is nowhere near close to the truth.
Edward doesn't bother waiting - it doesn't take much to get the CCTV from the building's weak camera surveillance uploaded onto his laptop, and after whizzing through the norm, he stops when he catches sight of an unfamiliar, beautiful face. You're partially hidden by the hood that covers your head, but glasses poke out from beneath it as you rush to his door, double-check a note you'd made of the suite number, and leave the same envelope he's clutching so hopefully in one trembling hand by the door. Then you're off again, disappearing out the back door of the hotel block, and Eddie's shaky breaths fill the absence of muffled city and rain sounds from the laptop.
He goes back, zooming in on your face, and stifles an excited, newfound lovestruck whimper behind his hand that's pressed over his lips. Gotcha. He lets out a soft, broken chuckle that soon turns into hysterical giggles, eyes blown wide with adoration and giddiness.
"I- I love you too," he whispers to the grainy image of you on screen, smoothing the paper of the letter and envelope carefully in his hands, stroking it tenderly. "N-no lies!"
PART TWO?? PART TWO 😁💚
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summary: in which you always come home to jungkook.
> fluff, angst lowkey, very suggestive LMAO
> word count: 3.7k
> warnings: mention of the word whore, they shower together, a love boner that won’t go away </3 not a warning but we have a special guest hehe
note: i feel sick to my stomach i want they have so bad OH GOD
anw i will be travelling for the next week so i wrote this right away bc i’m not sure if i’ll be able to write then :D + feedback is always appreciated <3
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your heart thunders in surprise when you swing the door open to find jungkook’s tall figure standing only a few inches away from you. when your gaze falls on the bouquet of flowers he’s holding, you breath out a sigh to release the tension that zapped your body.
“yah! can’t you atleast knock?!” you exclaim with wide eyes.
his mouth hangs open in confusion, before looking behind him where you can immediately see his cozy living room. “i’m inside my house. why would i knock on my own door?”
“bro, i-i don’t know-” you stutter. “you scared me! why are you just standing there?”
a look of horror and offense flashes on your boyfriend’s face. “did you just call me ‘bro’?”
you wince at the realization. “it slipped! i’m sorry!” you push inside him the house, shutting the door behind you. you throw in your car key beside his on the little bowl and leave your opened umbrella by the doormat so it can dry off.
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Riddler NSFW Alphabet
✤18+ MINORS DNI!! [afab!reader]
✤ Currently got riddler brainrot </3 lmk what you think ;)
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Edward isn’t the best at aftercare. No one has ever cared for him so he never really learnt to take care of other people. He’s trying his best though. He’ll make sure you’re okay and cuddle you.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
His favourite body part is likely his hands. They’re pretty big and he’s got long fingers. It makes it easier for him to work on his contraptions. He’s skilled with his hands in more than one way too…
On you however, Edward can’t pick a favourite. He loves everything. But if he had to choose, he loves thighs. Thighs all the way. Edward loves touching them, using them as a pillow, burying his head between them. If you ever wear thigh high socks, oml, he will melt. Literally just dissolve on the spot. He is weak for thigh highs.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
LOVES cumming inside you. He’s not super picky about where he finishes, but he especially loves filling you up. Edward definitely cries when he cums too. You can’t change my mind on that.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Edward definitely stalked you before you started dating. He’s never outright admitted to it, but you know he did. It’s pretty obvious. Every time he went into your apartment, he would take something of yours. 99.9% of the time it was panties. If you’re ever missing a pair, Edward has them. Every time.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
‘Just a lowlife nerd, whose never gotten pussy before in his entire life.’ (Jerma985)
The quote above pretty much explains it. Edward was a complete virgin when you met. He’s an incel, so it’s not a surprising fact to learn. At first he has no idea what he’s doing. Everything he’s learnt is just from porn so safe to say he’s not great. But oh boy, Edward is a quick learner. Once you show him what makes you feel good, he’s incredible.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
As Edward, he loves cowgirl. There’s nothing better to him than seeing you bounce on his cock. He likes to lay back and just let you take control. In this position, his hands are always gripping your thighs and hips so hard that you’re left with fingerprints for days after.
As the Riddler however, he prefers doggy style. He’ll bend you over the nearest surface and fuck your brains out. The Riddler persona brings out a more dominant side of Edward.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Do riddles count as being goofy? If so, yes. He really only tells riddles when he’s in the Riddler character. He won’t let you cum until you answer them correctly. However, if you try to ask him riddles, he’ll whine so much omg. He normally always gets them right but hearing you ask them get’s Edward so worked up.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Before you started dating Edward wasn’t very well groomed. Growing up in the orphanage, he never really had the resources to keep himself clean. He certainly values his hygiene now that he’s out of there. Edward will shave if you ask, but prefers to just keep it trimmed. The carpet pretty much matches the drapes. It’s jus ta bit darker than the colour of his hair.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Edward is very intimate. He adores you more than anything in this world and wants to show it to you the best he can. He’ll pepper your face with little kisses. His hands are always roaming your body and his face will be buried into your shoulders or neck. Edward will whine about how much he loves you and how good you feel. He doesn’t do typical romantic shit like rose petals and candles, but he shows it in his own way.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He jacks off A LOT. Like, twice a day at least. With you around, he doesn’t do it as much but still pretty often. If you ever catch him in the act he’ll be mortified. He won’t be able to look you in the eye all day after.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Oh boy, here we go.
MASK KINK. Like Edward said in the film, when he’s wearing the mask, he’s his truest self. That’s goes for in the bedroom too. It makes him feel more confident. One day as a joke you tried on his mask and Edward went feral. Like, instantly rock hard.
Praise is another big one. Edward loves to be told how good he’s doing. “Eddie, baby, you’re doing so well. You’re my good boy, yeah?” BRO. He might cum right there and then.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Pretty much exclusively in his bedroom. He’ll do it in other places like the kitchen or shower, but never in public. Partially because he’s too nervous, but mainly because he doesn’t want to risk either of you getting caught.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
You. It isn’t anything specific, it’s just you. He’s that obsessed. Even if you just smile at him he’ll get a boner. Also complementing his work and taking interest in his riddles really turns him on.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He would never want to hurt you. The only people he would ever hurt are the people who deserve it, and you deserve only the best. If Edward ever did hurt you, he would feel incredibly guilty.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Honestly, Edward prefers giving oral. Don’t get me wrong, he loves receiving too. He gets so loud, whining and grabbing at your hair as you blow him. But his favourite thing is going down on you. He could spend hours with his head buried between your thighs. He’ll beg you to sit on his face. The first few times he goes down on you, he’s not the best, but he quickly learnt what you like. After that, he’s a god at eating pussy.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
It really depends. As Edward, he likes to take his time. He’ll worship every inch of your body. He wants to take his time and make sure you’re feeling incredible. As the Riddler though, he’s a bit faster and rougher. Of course he makes sure you’re feeling good, but his dominant side really comes out when he puts on the costume.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He’s not a big fan of quickies. As I said earlier, he likes to take his time. He’ll occasionally have a quickie but that’s very rare.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He’s a bit nervous to take risks at first, mainly due to lack of experience. Over time though he’ll gain confidence and be more bold. One thing he wants to try is livestreaming himself fucking you for his followers but he doesn’t want to risk leaking your identity. You finally managed to convince him, and oh my god, he was so glad he took that risk. His followers were certainly glad too.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Edward has pretty good stamina. He doesn’t always last that long, but he makes up for that by being able to go for multiple rounds.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He probably owns a fleshlight. Edward impulsively bought it one night but once it arrived, he was way too ashamed to actually use it. He’ll just stick to using his hand. If you own any though, he’s more than excited to try them out on you.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Edward isn’t the tease, he’s the one being teased. He tries teasing you every now and again when he tells you riddles, but it’s not something he does really often. However, he won’t admit how much your teasing turns him on. “Eddie, you’re being so noisy. Am I really making you feel that good? I’ve barely touched you…” He get’s sooo whiny whenever you tease him. His face will go bright red and he’ll hid it in a pillow or the crook of your neck.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
SO LOUD. Edward cannot, and will not, shut up. The lightest touches will have him whimpering. He’s so vocal during sex. It’s a mix of moans, begging and praise. He’ll beg for you to let him touch you.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
This man is a SUB. Like c’mon, did you see the faces he was making when the police pinned him down against the diner counter? He’s not a bratty sub, not at all. He wants to do his best for you. Edward will peer up from between you legs and ask if he’s being a good boy. oml, I need a minute.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
He’s average. Not big, not small, just average. Before meeting you, he’s pretty self conscious about his size. Unrealistic expectations set by porn and the media have made Edward believe he’s inadequate. That’s far from true. He’s perfect the way he is, and you make sure he knows that.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
So high. He’s horny like all the time. You start kissing him and he’s already ready to go. Edward is especially horny in the mornings. He’ll wake up with morning wood and grind his hard on against your ass.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He’s out like a light. He’s asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow. Normally he tries to stay awake to make sure you’re okay and take care of you, but he’ll fall asleep pretty quickly.
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the art of craving | ot7 (m) | masterlist.
It's easy to feel like you're floating on the clouds when you're near them, it's easy to have them right under your grasp and feel as if they are yours, but why does it feel as if the more you crave them, the more it all seems to fall down?
alternatively, you're a fluffer, irrevocably in love with the seven you work with and it's hard to navigate through your feelings when your hearts are fluttering messes in the presence of each other.
𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠. porn industry workers!ot7 x f!reader (side f!oc x reader)
𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞. smut, fluff, angst (not really), f2l | fluffer!au | pornstar!au | unrequited love!au | mutual pining!au.
𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠. 18+ (mature)
𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭. estimated 30k
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬. dom!bts | sub!reader | misunderstandings | pining | lesbian content (reader is bisexual) | it's just really cute and fluffy | chapter specific warnings.
𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐬. thank you dee @sugakookitty a bunch for this amazing banner and sorry for all the trouble you went through! :( <3
𝐮𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬. weekly (hoping for it atleast!)
𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬. ongoing
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damn but, you is amaze..♥| Part 3
damn but, you is amaze… ♥
↠ Prince Jungkook ends up meeting his Cinderella, and he tries to find her before the clock strikes 12 and the fairytale magic fades.
◀ last|part three|next ▶
•Masterlist•
** A/N: I go from past to present tense so much its weird. I wrote this running on 1 hour of sleep. Please bare with it, spelling and grammar errors will be all over the place. I will fix it later!
“We’re almost up,” Sunny said from beside me in the driver’s seat. I looked at the few cars ahead of us. We were waiting in the line for valet for about 15 minutes. There were guests all rushing to enter the palace.
The palace that I’ve only seen from a distance, or driven past on my journey to another place. I am now within the gates, waiting to join the festivities happening inside. The moon shined brightly in the dark blue sky, and the stars twinkled all around.
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Chasing Love
➺ Summary: Since the dhampirs became extinct, you’ve had a harder time trying to fit into society as one of the few remaining dhampir, your life has been quiet until you are assigned a new job which is to interview the seven most important CEOs in the entire country.
— Genre: vampire!au, poly!au / fluff, angst
— Pairing: vampire!bts x reader
— Status: coming soon
➺ Warnings: none
⊹ part 1
⊹ part 2
⊹ part 3
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Stay With Me Miniseries Collection
exhusband!jungkook, singledad!jungkook, E2L, angst, fluff, smut
all chapters and drabbles will be uploaded in chronological order
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Anonymous asked:
Saaaammm. I'm so in love with your writing! You write smut so sensually ;) I was wondering if you have any fanfic to recommend from other authors? Like your personal fav. Love you - :)
ur the sweetst anon :’) and boy oh boy ok so i have my fic rec pages here (mxm & xreader) but they haven’t been updated for a v long time, also my fic rec tag here on my other sideblog. but here are a few fics that have killed me recently
reader-inserts (tumblr)
Bonus Round by @bxebxee - holyfuckholyfuck smut w hoseok and i was screaming in sephora while reading this cos public sex becky p l s
devil’s sonata {pt.1} by @sugajpg - fucked me up so badly, has smut but mainly gore and reminds me of psycho pass 10/10 would read
Under the Mistletoe by @zephyoongist - stan talent stan fae this is a hoseok x reader x yoongi threesome what a christmas miracle
sweeter than sugar by @jungkxook - sugar daddy!jungkook idk what else to say im just #rekt
mxm (ao3) - admittedly i’ve been reading more of these!
( ✓ read 10:18 p.m. ) by winyoongi - yoonkook ; recently finished series and alerkjwaer one of my faves cos it’s so light and angsty at the same time
A Wonderful Institution by bazooka - namjin ; bazooka is lov bazooka is life, wedding planner/caterer au this is cute beyond belief im dying
I know I’ll fall in love with you, baby by witheredleaf - yoonkook ; (ive been this ship’s hoe) but fanboy/rapper au and it’s so angsty and fluffy
let’s love talk by aeterisks - taekook ; my ult ship w one of my fave writers of all time and it’s rlly super super fluffy but also smut
angle of refraction by astringxnt - taekook ; ongoing travel blogger/photographer au and it’s just so so great 12/10 would rec
these are just some that come to mind atm!! i’ll get around to updating my recs page but yes, i just lov so many authors i cant :’) i hope this helps!
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Delicate | (Jeon Jungkook)
➙ PARING: Jeon Jungkook x female!reader
➙ SUMMARY: You are a girl and girls are all sensitive and pure and delicate, while boys are all perverse by nature. Would Jungkook be an exception or even worse than most?
➙ GENRE: Yandere/Tsundere Au
➙ WARNINGS: vampire!reader, naive!reader, bisexual!reader, human!jungkook, yandere themes, tsundere themes, physical punishments, threats, obsession behavior, murder, religious themes, manipulation, alcohol consumption, gore, degradation (non kink), mommy issues, pet names, eventual smut scenes (virginity loss, fingering, masturbation, unprotected sex, cum eating, oral, dacryphili, hair pulling, praising...)
English isn't my native language so please excuse me if I make any grammatical errors and feel free to let me know. Don't be rude!
➙ STATUS: ongoing
➙ STARTED: May 31, 2022
➙ TAGLIST: reply to this post to be added
[A] angst [F] fluffy [S] smut [G] gore
- teaser : "you and jungkook met each other and he really likes you."
[S G, NOTHING VERY EXPLICIT] word count: 970
- part one : "poor jungkook, goddamn crazy slut!"
[G A] word count: 1.8k
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𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐢 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 — 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
summary: jeon jeongguk is your best friend—and nothing more. you’ve grown up with the guy, watched him stumble through his awkward puberty, cheated on tests with him, witnessed his first kiss (which only happened because you persuaded him to kiss dara). your bond was virtually unbreakable bond. but now you’re in college and jeongguk isn’t an awkward preteen who needs your help to get girls anymore. it creeps onto you slowly, that feeling you’re harbouring for your best friend. but you’re determined to ignore—that is until taehyung sets off a chain of events that land you in a very interesting predicament.
how this works!
after every new installment a google forum voting session will take place. this is an interactive story so any ideas or concepts you have please feel free to share! updates are weekly <3
PREQUELS
drabble #1 - could you maybe…hold my dick?
drabble #2 - hehe boobies
drabble #3 - i don’t want to fight with you
drabble #4 - mistakes (set in the far far future of this universe) (this one is sent after the fic ends / warning for angst)
PARTS
3 - don't forget to read the fine print
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“Jeon Jungkook, lead singer and guitarist of The Beehives, just so happens to not only be a complete and utter heartthrob with his fans but he is also your sweet and amazing boyfriend of six months. After a successful gig in your campus’ local bar, you and him stumble home drunkenly and completely whipped for one another.
Alternatively: Jungkook has to learn the sweet way that his stage persona leaves his otherwise shy girlfriend all hot and bothered.”
Pairing: Amateur Rockstar!Jungkook x f.Reader
Genre: College!AU, established relationship!AU, Smut, Fluff
Warnings: subby switch!Jungkook, domish switch!Reader, so much kissing, unprotected sex but they are clean & on birth control, oral (m. & f. recieving), edging (m.recieving), face sitting, dirty talk, handjobs, spooning, creampies, multiple orgasms (f.recieving), they’re in love you guys :(
Wordcount: 11.1k
a/n: This idea came to me one night. As of now, I only wrote really sweet stories with this couple and I wanted to showcase some of their hornier sides too. Now bear in mind, this is still incredibly sweet and lovely. I had a very good time working on it and I hope you will have a very good time reading it! 💜
You were out with friends tonight. Jisoo, best friend and official makeup artist of the night who spent an hour doing your look. She is currently at the bar getting drinks. Jimin, best friend of Jungkook and the campus’ fuckboy. He is currently ogling Jisoo’s butt. Taehyung and Hoseok, friends of Jungkook and Jimin and somehow they are not fuckboys. On the contrary both are very much waiting for the right one. And there was also supposed to be Namjoon with you, your friend from high school and currently very late. He texted you that public transport was terrible tonight.
You were a little pissed at first, but have already forgotten about it.
It is starting.
The lights turn off and the colourful spotlights turn on. The crowd goes silent, simultaneously turning to the stage.
It wasn’t a stage per say. More like an elevated sitting space. Around thirty square feet which one single step separates from the rest of the bar. On normal nights a set of three leather couches are standing around a black wooden coffee table. The table was covered in marker, cigarette marks and wet stains, while the couches were always slightly dirty. One of them even had a big hole in its dark blue leather from a drunk jock wanting to test out the sharpness of his pocket knife.
Tonight however, those couches and the table were pushed into one corner to make space for the band.
It just so happens that the band was none other than your boyfriend Jungkook and his friends. They had gotten that gig one month ago and had been practicing twice a week since then. Every Wednesday and Sunday at exactly seven.
“Ahem”, Jungkook clears his throat right into the mic, “hi uhm it’s us”, he laughs nervously, “the band."
The crowd, including you, chuckles fondly.
"I guess you already know that though”, another laugh, “so we’re just going to start. Hope you guys enjoy.”
He turns to his bandmates and gives them a thumbs up. Yoongi, the pianist and official songwriter, counts to four and then starts the melody. The rest of the instruments follow. Jungkook has his eyes closed for now, swaying to the melody until it is finally his turn to sing.
You sadly don’t get to hear his start because Jisoo came back with the drinks and talked all up in your ear.
“It’s starting. Your boy is singing."
"Ssssh”, you hiss so aggressively she has to wipe one single droplet of spit from her cheek.
“Sorry, sorry”, she says and giggles, exchanging a knowing look with Taehyung.
You are totally whipped.
Eyes all sparkly and blind to anyone except Jungkook. Lips parted to show the brightest and most stupid smile ever. Upper body all leaned forward to get closer to him.
You are completely and utterly whipped.
You don’t even get to notice the arrival of Namjoon, barely acknowledging his greetings with a half-assed wave of your hand while your eyes remain on Jungkook.
So Namjoon sits down silently once he has enriched himself with a drink, chatting with Hoseok about the terrible traffic.
It is barely an hour into the concert when you can’t take it any longer and you stand up from your very comfortable sitting place.
“Where are you going?” Jisoo asks you.
“The front, I want to dance”, you tell her.
Jimin jumps up, “I’ll join you."
"Me too”, Taehyung says.
The others decline politely, explaining their reasoning with the game of cards they are currently playing. The loser has to buy everyone a drink, so the stakes were high.
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lovefool [1/6] (jjk)
Pairing: Jeon Jungkook × Reader
Genre: angst, fluff (sort of), smut (right at the beginning and some more towards the end of the beginning but none after that!)
Summary: Your boyfriend’s pretty girl best friend keeps hogging up your alone time with him.
Word count: 4k -this story will have around 3 or 4 parts.(six parts + drabbles)
Warnings: IDK how to write smut ok so yes pretty wild of me to base my entire story on it, oc is very insecure and jealous, oc and yuna are passive aggressive towards each other and jungkook is trying his best, also, long platinum blonde haired tattoo artist jungkook w his beautiful sleeve tattoo.
Note: please note that this is one of my first attempts at fan fiction writing and it’s not very polished.i will be editing it in the near future, some scenes are rushed and i have not managed to fill in the gaps yet. the plot remains the same but i’ll definitely add more dialogue. thanks for reading luvs!It’s edited!
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tuxedo v, m | myg
pairing(s): yoongi x reader, mentions of previous jungkook x reader
summary: This time, we're starting off with Jeon Jungkook's hard dick. He's thinking about eating you out. Nice. Your cat-man is also thinking about eating you out. Investigations, he says. Your best friend Kim Seokjin gets incredibly aggravated at you and it's kind of Jungkook's fault. Then you get distracted from Jungkook by Min Yoongi, your cat-man. We're seeing a pattern here.
warnings: rated M (18+) for language, mentions of the coronavirus pandemic; possibly full-on crack; Yoongi might be a pervert and but is definitely a piano genius; smut (fem reader, f-receiving oral, intentional voyeurism (tsk tsk, Shooky), penetrative sex, mysterious cat-man tongue technology); domestic and soft moments with your cat-man; non-idol!AU - cat!Yoongi x human!reader; ft Jeon Jungkook POV and bestfriend!Kim Seokjin POV; breaking of the fourth wall; everyone is horny, it's true, I admit it
yes, I reference a Star Trek episode (aired in 1967!!!), "porque no los dos?" meme, Alexa play Despacito, TXT's 'Blue Orangeade', that 'ay, best friend, wake up!' meme, 'Boy in Luv', JK want eat, P-A-S-T-A and P-I-Z-Z-A, "SUGA" being used in an interesting context, that Mr. Krabs swirly meme, Spiderman vs Spiderman, etc., etc.
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Jeon Jungkook awoke with a raging hard-on.
His absolute banger of a dick was trying to rip through his boxer briefs.
The only reason Jungkook woke up was because he was sleeping on his stomach and the telephone pole between his legs was trying to spear his fucking mattress.
“Ugggggggh…”
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You woke up because your legs ached.
They really fucking hurt. Maybe you needed to stretch them. You attempted to swat away at the brain fog, wincing as you tried to lift your legs and readjust them. They would not lift. Something was holding them down. In fact, there was pressure right on your crotch. You opened your eyes, tiny slits that couldn’t stand the sunlight filtering through the window.
Peered down.
A large blob underneath the mint-colored duvet.
Huh?
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Title: Beloved
Word Count: 17.4k
Rating: M
Genre: Drama/Thriller/Smut
Warnings: Yandere Behavior, Violence, Blood, Character Death, Emotional Manipulation, Hint of Dubious Consent, Unprotected Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Cream Pie, Oral Sex (Female Receiving), Mild Dirty Talk
Pairing: Emperor!Yoongi X Reader
Summary: Court was just a game of politics after all. And you intended to win
Written By: Admin B
Note: This was entirely inspired by Daechwita and everyone should thank A for indulging my madness and encouraging me