it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”
@ mutuals
so in light of everything that has been happening in tumblr recently.. we can say this website is rapidly killing its userbase
so DM me your twitter, instagram, snapchat, and every other social media if you wanna stay mutuals
feel free to reblog this so you can @ your own mutuals!
sorry I just dont think its woke to talk about how banning all nsfw content is great because of [insert joke about horny people oppression]. I know many people who do sex work to survive who, instead of being given aid and provided safety and alternatives, are driven further and further into underground networks. people who have posted images of their medical transitions will be denied a platform, I’ve already had many of the images I’ve posted to chronicle my medical transition flagged, people I know who produce artwork of trans people existing as normal human beings are having their content deleted, and a lot of these people are artists whose income depends on it and a lot of their audience is other people who, on any other website, are treated as inhuman objects. like I said I think if tumblr gave a rat’s ass about anything they’d be able to have appropriate filters and an actually effective safe search and an actual working interactive reporting feature and there is no way they do not have the revenue to have a moderator team that handles these kinds of things specifically to bar out pedophilia, rape, abuse, incest, etc.
Female presenting Machop tiddy.
Literally where am I supposed to find good porn? Misogynistic porn sites? No fucking thanks.
Xena: Warrior Princess
holy shit this set
Reblog this fat happy boy for a good night sleep tonight
Nothing bad happens if you don’t! Just a cute good luck charm
He brings no harm, only good fortune and good dreams
Monk smiling when he sees a curious puppy. Via u/EviscerationNation
Last year, my grandma asked me if I had a boyfriend. And I realized, in that moment, that I’d quite forgotten to come out to Grandma.
Today’s gender is:
goblins
Dirty Computer (2018) dir. Andrew Donoho, Chuck Lightning
Out on the town !
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
i will love Pokemon Let’s Go if nothing else than for the stupid ways it lets you and your partner ride your pokemon
oh my god
Cling to snorlax for dear fuckin life