Pop!

Get you a man who doesn't question your bizarre, superhuman strength in the least, but instead simply says "Wow," as he watches you kick a man into the ceiling.

Yor is a scary mom (but we love her for that) 💗

one of my favorite things in the manga is anya helping loid get away for a mission but by coming up with the most embarrassing excuses possible 

Anya continues to be a fucking mood

she’s dressed to kill 💅

Play stupid games win petty prizes

Bonus

get drinked

NOOOOOO

*playing Pictionary*

Damian: Why is Richard on Drake's team? That's not fair-

Dick: Ok, Tim, look at me! *aggressively squishing Tim's face* We're here. To. WIN. Is that clear!?

Jason: Big bird is very competitive, who would've thought?

Damian: *scoots closer to Cass*

Alfred: *shows Dick what he has to draw*

Dick: *immediately starts drawing a bottle of detergent*

Duke: What the-

Steph: Isn't this the disney category??

Tim: Little mermaid

Dick: Yes!! *does a victory pose*

Everyone else: ???

Jason: I raise the petition to ban Tim from the game

Dick, without missing a beat: Denied

Who tf was going to tell me Jason Todd can summon FLAMING FIRE SWORDS!?

I just imagine like-

Jason wants Toast or something, but Alfred got the weird bread you have to cut yourself or something, and Damian took the knives from the kitchen for a little… Experiment, so Jay is standing there like- Well-

Jason just chillin cutting some toast with his flaming sword.

Damian walks in about to put the 50 knives he stole away stopping and watching as Jason perfectly cuts the Toast, then without looking up unsummons the sword and it just goes poof-

Damian: “Excuse me Todd, but what was that” 

Jason who knew Dami walked in and gonna play it cool: “What was what Demon?”

Damian: “The Sword- you have a sword!?”

Jason: “What sword? I only have guns”

Damian: “No, you just- then it- ????????”

Dick walks in: “Hey little D, Hey little Wing, whatcha making there”

Jason: “Just having some toast”

Damian: “Richard, did you know Todd had a fire sword?”

Dick: “A sword? I thought you were the only one who used swords?” Turns to Jason “A Sword?”

Jason: “idk man”

Damian about to freak out: “You just had a sword!”

Tim who walks in to refill his coffee: “Do I want to know whats going on?”

Dick: “Damian said Jason had a Fire sword”

Tim looks at Jason, the twos eyes lock, Jason had pulled this same thing on Tim the week before, Tim smiles, Jason smiles back.

Tim: “I don’t know Damian, Jason only uses Guns, why would he have a sword?”

Damian who watched the two smile at each other and 100% knows they are messing with him: *Incoherent Screaming*

Hal: Does Red Robin look a little... different today?

Bruce, tired and grumpy: Different how?

Hal: Well for one, he has a beak

Bruce: ... Goddamnit the kids better not have replaced him with an animal again-

Again, AGAIN! What happened last time?

Damian sent batcow in Tim’s place and had an entire presentation on why it was the superior option

You cannot tell me Tim didn’t at least listen to the presentation.

Tim gave a follow up presentation with supporting arguments

Tim Duck works so well...

that he makes himself a Duck Grayson.

This is amazing yes

They get a large bat plush for Bruce for his birthday one year and Bruce gets Diana to agree to put it in his spot for a meeting

It works a lot better than the live bat did

Or, and hear me out, Bruce installs a camera, microphone, and voice box in said plush and uses it to freak Hal out halfway through the meeting

Word gets around, and everyone starts doing it. Ducks invade Gotham.

Even Joker, when he realizes he's been missing out on the biggest prank ever.

The great Duck Wars of 2006

Someone from metropolis goes down to the police station after getting mugged and finds a rubber duck at every seat. Jim’s has lifesized glasses in

How quickly we forget the innovators 😔

this is canon. matt reeves told me

i love in-universe memes

Oh to be a normal Parisian in these akumatizing times

Saw memes compilations of Parisians from the Miraculous world, here’s my batch : 

This Guy Won’t Stop Photoshopping Himself Into Kendall Jenner’s Photos And It Makes Them 10 Times Better

Credit: Kirby Jenner / IG

via: boredpanda.com

This is some god tier photoshopping.

Chaotic good