@polizwrites won a free art fill from me at the recent @tonystarkbingo discord party. They chose: S4 - Steampunk AU with Tony and Bucky.

Here it is, PoliZ! I hope you like it!

Bucky: [answering the phone] This is Bucky. Tony: Isn’t this spooky? Bucky: Isn’t what spooky? Tony: That right now you were thinking about me, and out of the blue your phone rings? And it’s me. Huh? How’s that for a spiritual connection? Bucky: Umm… Do I know you? Tony: Why do you hurt me?

“What big teeth you have,” Red Riding Hood said.

“All the better to eat you with, my dear,” the Wolf replied.

Is this gay enough for everyone? 

*wet* at crocheting

Bucky trying to earn some money on the side in college. Tony finds his post, starts asking him to crochet EVERYTHING. And he wears every single thing Bucky makes him.

Tony: Hey Steve, how do I get revenge on my enemies?

Steve: The best revenge is letting go and living life to the fullest!

Tony: Hey Bucky, how do-

Bucky: Brick to the face.

Steve: You disobeyed a direct order.

Tony: Fine, I’ll never do it again.

Steve: Yes, you will.

Tony: All the more reason this debate is pointless.

Doodle requests!

@tisfan Bucky Barnes - Skateboard

@lo-anlurui - Tony Stark - Cute

@eirlyssa - Tony Stark - Goose

@mynerdrage - Bucky Barnes - Snow

@gilajames - Octo!Bucky - Bunny

I colored the strawberry :3

Second round of doodle requests

Tony & Flowers (x2!)

Bucky & Pomeranian

Harley & MIT

Vision & Treasure

Sharon Carter & Blanket Burrito

Some doodle requests from my discord peeps.

How it should have ended by @KAMMI_LU

Day 12 - Scooby Doo

Bucky as Daphne and special guest Tony as Velma :)

Day 18 - The Addams Family

Tiny Gomez-Tony and towering beauty Morticia-Bucky were just too good to pass up.

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:

Cheeps.

Oh my god

I’m dead now

MURDER KITTEN SOUNDS LIKE A CHICKEN PEEPER

My step-mom just got a 4th Gen savannah cat and he came running up to me when I played this

[curls up on floor dying from cuteness] That first cheetah sounds at one point like it’s saying “Hi! Hi! Hi!”

Can you imagine an AU where everyone is a Big Cat-were, and Steve’s a lion and Nat’s a panther and Bucky’s a white tiger and so on.

And then we have Tony. The cheetah. Who meows and chirps and purrs and cannot roar.

Gotta catch ‘em all!

I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator

It’s like a rainbow…of ugly.

Crying

*Calmly* “Here, the angler fish compares its camouflaging skills to that of a flounder, also a master–”

*Not so calmly* “HOLY CRAP, did you– what the FU–?!?!”

Here is a full playlist of all 25 “True Facts about x” videos Ze Frank has ever made. They’re all just as fantastic as this one. You’re welcome.

He’s the same guy who made that Thanksgiving Etiquette video, too

He’s the voice of god

“to the female anglerfish, the human male is nothing but a loud, annoying pair of gonads”

GOLD

same way we are to human females tbh

I’ve watched every single one of these things and I always ALWAYS imagine Bucky being forced into creating educational material like Steve’s dumb Phys Ed ones, because “The Avengers need to cultivate a less violent, more educational image.”

And so Tony does like robotics videos and Bruce does the squishy science videos and Clint does cooking tutorials with Nat (who is basically just there to taste test let’s be real) and Bucky gets ‘animals.’

“It’s not that hard, Snowflake,” Tony says. “Just do some research on the internet and make a video. Easy peasy.”

So Bucky goes all out and researches the most awkward fucking animals he can find and does legit research on shit about each species and then narrates the videos in the most deadpan voice he can manage.

He thinks maybe they will think twice about making the Winter Soldier do educational videos but they are a surprise hit. Tony absolutely loves them and Steve acts like he’s upset where Fury and Hill can see him but when it’s just them he is cackling like a loon.

So Bucky keeps making them.

soulmate au where instead of your soulmate's name being written somewhere on your body it's the nickname your soulmate will give you

Imagine Tony standing there, happily showing off where Doll is written on his arm.

And beside him, a scowling Bucky, with nearly his entire body covered in ink because Tony has no control when it comes to nicknames.

Bucky calls Tony ‘Doll.’

Tony calls Bucky... Jamie, Terminator, Jameson (on ice), Tastey Freeze, Jim-Jam, Snowflake, Bucky Bear, Winter Boo Bear, Buckaroo, Buck Buck, Bucket, Robocop, Buckaroni and Cheese, Buck Norris, Jaime Lannister, Frosty, Trash Panda...