this is a sea turtle. I know they can live for over 500 years but I never knew they got this big

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG

my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud and he just went “a child has fallen from a monkey at school…” and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute with the most stricken look on his face before he whispered “there’s no protocol for monkeys”

bro

bro it means monkey bars 

now he’s googling “child falls from monkey” and apparently the only thing that pops up is Fall Out Boy’s “Thnks Fr th Mmrs”

 I M  L AHUGNI N G SO H ARD  HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH MY MOM AND I HEARD HIM JUST STOP MID SENTENCE AND THEN SHOUT “FUCKING MONKEY BARS” 

this was a post meant for like 6 people who actually know my brother and now this is the only image he has on this site he’s the “monkey protocol” guy for almost 100,000 people I give up

I had a request for Mare Barrow from the Red Queen series, so here she is :)

I’ve only just finished the second book, and physical description of her is a bit lacking, so I hope I wasn’t too far off. 

Red Queen: A Summary

“No one is born evil, just like no one is born alone. They become that way, through choice and circumstance.” 

I just finished the 3rd book in this series & I’m in love ❤ Suggestions on something new to read?

Entering 2018 like…

THE LAST TWO WORDS OF GLASS SWORD 😵😵

OMG OMG SOS HYPERVENTILATING UNTIL KING’S CAGE COMES OUT TOMORROW!!

Mare trying to solve her problems like

If Maven wrote Mare some Valentine’s Day cards…

Happy Valentine’s Day, Scarlet Guard! 😂😂

“Tiberias.” I’ve never said his real name before. It doesn’t suit him. It doesn’t suit us. But that’s who he is. “Choose me.”  

“Mare,” he whispers. “Choose me.”

Mare and Cal. 

@vaveyard Hope you like this edit!