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Master Riley

@master-riley / master-riley.tumblr.com

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skellydun
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headspace-hotel

you know how when you go out in the middle of the woods, your phone loses internet service? that is because the trees naturally protect you from the evil dark energy rays generated by influencers and twitter opinions. follow for more information about the beauty of nature

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ccorinthian
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starlightknight

SLEEP I want to try

Pillow is my favorite guy

REST I need some more

into bed where I go snore

PHEW I go honk and shoo

have a blanky feel the snooze

Tired system overload

Everybody SLEEEEEEPINGGGG

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wrenling
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shinseifer

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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enchantedengland

This snapshot of Notting Hill, London, brought my scrolling to a screeching halt because I LOVE purples and blues together. Isn't this the loveliest? (@a_ontheroad IG)

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