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happy birthday bubba i love you with all my heart ๐ฅบ๐ฅฐ
happy birthday to the babiest of all babeys, the man who owns my heart and ass, mr calum t hood
i love u forever n ever <3
Boyfriend calum is my true aesthetic ๐
Calum being done with Lukeโs dumb questions about smoresย
Iโm right and I should say it
Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?
โHeyโ
โHeyโ
โHey Dork.โ
โI am not a dork.โ
โYes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.โ
โWhats up buttholesโ
โShut up Loserโ
โHey maaaanโ
โHey maaaaanโ
Or
โHey stoop-stoopsโ
โNoโ
โWho are you?โ
โHey shitheadโ
โHey dickfaceโ
โWhaddup slutโ
*Hey โname of siblingโ* *Get out of my room*
โHey nerdโ โWhat do you wantโ
โSup bitchโ
โFuck offโ
*steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle*
โwhatโ
โwhat do you want for dinnerโ
That last one!!!
Passing each other in a corridor/when entering or exiting a room/in the stairs/wherever:
*drops into battle-poses and makes pterodactyl screeches while fake-swinging and kicking at each other before continuing on as if nothing happened*
-pass by each other, make eye contact, narrow eyes and glare at each other in silence for about 10 seconds before continuing on your path-ย
โhey nerdโ
โs'up, Chewbaccaโ
also always overcome with the urge to immediately end the other when in their presence.
Thatโs it thatโs having siblings. 24/7.
cain instinct
sibling: in room upstairs
me: sitting in the living room downstairs
me, screaming at the top of my lungs: [NAME]!!!!!!
sibling, from their room: โWHATโ
Meeting in the kitchen halfway through the day
โHave we said hi today?โ
โDonโt knowโฆโ
โHiโ
โHiโ
Each go back to their room
Basically, there are no rules but itโs always chaosโฆ
Or actually, The rules of siblinghood is kind of like fight club.
booty shorts that say โi love you. iโve loved you since the first time you picked up your ukelele and you wrote a song about clouds, a silly little song about clouds, i love you. and that night in your room when you told me you loved me i meant to say it, i meant to say it, and iโve kicked myself everyday since then because i didnโt say it but i do, i love you. iโve loved you since seventh grade when i made you ride in the front row of demonโs destiny at six flags, and you told me you sometimes get a little seasick on rollercoasters and i said: cmon, live a little. i remember. and then i puked all over your shoes, and you didnโt even make me feel bad about it, no, you just said, umโno worries, iโve wanted to get rid of these shoes for a while. yeah, because you outgrew them. and the thing is, i never outgrew you. and i donโt really know what happens tomorrow, or in two minutes when we walk out that door. all i know is, i want this feeling to keep going. because this whole experience, iโm justโiโm not ready for it to be over. for us to be, i mean. and if that means doing another musical? fine. i get to pick the musical. fine, thatโs fine, itโs all fine. i justโi donโt want this to be just a showmance, really. i want it to be the real thing. i meanโi think it is the real thing, i justโi want a chance to prove it. i do. i mean, lookโricky, um, you know in musicals when people burst into song when theyโve run out of things to say? yeah. sometimes itโs easier to just kiss. yeah. yeah. yeah.โ on the ass
my heart literally canโt take this anymore
excuse me. yโall see this?
When i was a kid, a creep tried to lure me away with him in Walmart. I said Iโd have to ask my mom (who was on the other side of the store), then went to the nearest lady. An elderly black woman. I hugged her and said VERY loudly: โMommy! This man says he knows you from church and that he has puppies outside! Can i go?โ She said โno baby, you stay with meโ And i just nodded and walked away with her as every able bodied person nearby converged to kick the creepโs ass.
I helped an elderly black lady put a big thing of water in her buggy and she said thank you, baby and hugged me and I nearly cried
in this house we protect elderly black women at all costs
pictures of calum i wish i took
lookit that FACE!!!
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#So that was a fucking lie
i miss his curls more than anything