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@woah-broah / woah-broah.tumblr.com

my blog is my diary
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katrinasis

say what you will but nothing in cartoons will ever beat the moment THIS frog

starts to sing in a beautiful low baritone for no explained reason and then it never happens again

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incorrect x reader haikyuu quotes

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disclaimer: i didn’t come up with this idea @irene-frazer has a bnha version and that is what inspired me to make a haikyuu version, so if you like bnha i would recommend you check her stuff out

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this won’t be any specific character x reader (for example it won’t be specifically tsukishima x reader, or kuroo x reader) just general haikyuu x reader, sorry if you’re favourite character wasn’t included,

i also own none of these quotes i got them from vine and various comedians, message me if you want to know any specifics, some of them have been slightly added to by me but not by much

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yachi: so what’s it like to date tsukishima?
(y/n): once i asked him for a glass of water and he gave me a glass of ice and told me “wait”
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(you are a nekoma manager btw)
lev: *hits kenma in the head with the volleyball*
kenma: this is why (y/n) doesn’t f*cking love you!
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(at a training camp)
you: I DIDNT GET NO SLEEP BECAUSE OF YALL NOW YOU AINT GONNA GET NO SLEEP BECAUSE OF ME.
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kiyoko: i’m lesbian
you: i thought you were japanese
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(you’re all aged up a bit)
kenma: so how was the honeymoon?
kuroo: (y/n) got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire while screaming "good luck trying to return me without the receipt", so it went amazing ___________________________________
you: i don’t know why everyone is arguing over top or bottom, i would just be happy to be on a bunk bed
hinata: yeah! (y/n)’s right
daichi:
kiyoko:
kageyama:
yamaguchi:
tanaka: i’m going to tell them!
sugawara: DONT you dare
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you: it’s wrong to make fun of people
tsukishima: but it’s so fun sometimes
you: i know but that’s not the point
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you: you first years have no upper body strength
hinata: we know but HEYYYY
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you: we spend a lot of our lives telling robots we aren’t robots, and doesn’t knowing that make you want to walk into the ocean?
sugawara: (y/n) it’s 3am please just go to sleep, i’m worried
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daichi: don’t tell your mother
you: kiss one another
daichi: die for each other
you: *stumbles back in fear and confusion*
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kidnapper: we have your son
you: we don’t have a son
kidnapper: then who keeps saying “hey hey hey”?
akaashi: oh my god they have bokuto
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you: *is very sleep deprived*
oikawa: *teases you*
you: (mentally) does my boyfriend hate me or do i need to go to sleep?
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part two is up!

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mentolessa

°•°○[Hanako kun & Yashiro Nene]○°•°

like/reblog if u save♡

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If an alien race were the same size as these octopi, the females would be 6.6ft (2m) in height, and their males would only be 2.4cm tall.

Imagine seeing what you think is your alien comrade sitting alone with dinner, only to see a tiny figure dart across the table like a bug. It scurries up her arm and seems to plant a little kiss on her cheek. 

Surprise, she’s having dinner with her husband!

Why is that dinner bit so cute gosh

This could be us but you decided not to be 457 feet tall 😒

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syrva

Ghibli knew what was up

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my heart goes out to all the kids that have parents that turn the interent off at night

my heart goes out to the kids who don’t know how to turn the internet back on

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…she sure likes snow.

She dance

Source: twitter.com
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ways to give me anxiety:

  1. sit next to me while im on the computer
  2. say “i need to talk to you”
  3. read my messages and dont reply
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